Han Xiaohei's dormitory, with more than ten people, can be said to occupy the entire toilet.

The sound of 'hula hula' is even more like a firecracker, and it can't be stopped at all.

One person, two people can explain diarrhea, and more than a dozen people have diarrhea together, which seems a bit unreasonable.

There is a problem, there must be a problem!

Si Yuandong squatted next to Han Xiaohei, and Han Xiaohei knocked on the partition wall and asked, "Adong, where did you get those two packs of food?" ”

"Uh......" Si Yuandong paused and said, "I bought it outside." ”

"You save it, it's closed here, no one is allowed to enter or leave, how did you get outside? Do you climb walls? With your size, can you climb a wall of 1.5 meters? Tell me where you got the food. If you don't say it, I'll let Ah Chao explode your chrysanthemum! Liu Shangquan said angrily.

"I promise not to say it." Si Yuandong said.

"Sister! More than a dozen people, one diarrhea, don't you think this thing is not strange? Someone must have drugged the rice and deliberately spoiled it. Don't you say that you have to torture me to extract a confession? I sue you, we are very angry, and the consequences are very severe. If you don't want to take it alone, just make it clear! Chen Yuancheng shouted.

It seems to be certain that so many people have diarrhea because of the food just now.

So, before Han Xiaohei's words fell, more than a dozen other people also shouted. In order to let Si Yuandong tell the truth, they all pretended to be very manic. It seems that if Si Yuandong doesn't say anything more, he will be wheeled on the spot.

Faced with such a threat, Si Yuandong had no choice but to confess.

"I'm a trustworthy man, I swear, if I do, I'll get sores in my ******. Alas! However, I can't help but say it. Cover your ears and I'll be talking to myself, okay? Si Yuandong said boringly.

However, in order to figure out this matter, the big guy can only accompany Si Yuandong to be bored.

So, they all said that they covered their ears.

Si Yuandong said: "Those things were given to me by Yao Zhiman, an instructor of the Department of Physical Education. ”

Yao Zhiman?

In everyone's minds, a figure with all kinds of charms invariably emerged. She is so beautiful, the director zhì big guy forgot that he was having diarrhea and wanted to get into it. Even, someone has already caught ******.

"! You stupid pig. Don't you know that Yao Zhiman and Ren Bingqing have been competing? In the afternoon, it was Xiaobi, Yao Zhiman deliberately let us have diarrhea and reduce the combat effectiveness of our department. It's over, Si Yuandong, if we lose because of you this time, it doesn't matter to the brothers, but the instructor may not bypass you. Lu Chao said sympathetically.

"She said to see our hard work and reward us. How did I know that such a beautiful woman could be so insidious. Si Yuandong was still aggrieved.

"Dead pig's head! Even if she wants to be rewarded, she has to be rewarded by the Department of Physical Education, are we familiar with her? Moreover, don't you know a word, the most poisonous woman's heart! Lu Chao shouted.

"It's not okay if I'm wrong, it's not okay if I'm wrong, it's not okay if I'm wrong." Si Yuandong said three times in a row.

The big guys feel that it's too heavy, after all, no one will expect it to be whoever it is.

But the big guy wanted to comfort Si Yuandong, but Si Yuandong's incomparably ** cry came: "Ah! Instructor Yao, not only gave me two packs of food, but also gave me a towel. She said that she had used it, and that it was not only scented, but also hairy. I can't stand it, brothers, be quiet for a while, I'm going to fight, I'm going to fight! ”

Shameless boy, the whole world is filthy because of you!

At this time, Han Xiaohei shouted vigorously: "Brothers, I don't know what the situation is in other dormitories. However, we must not hold back the Chinese department. We can't embarrass ourselves, we can't disgrace the Chinese department, and we can't disgrace the instructors, you say, isn't it! ”

"Yes!" As if they had gained some kind of power, the crowd shouted in unison.

"Then let's let Yao Zhiman see how those guys in the physical education department were trampled under our feet. Boys, wipe your butts, put on your pants, and go, the whole world will depend on you. Oh, and remember to zip it up! Han Xiaohei's luck dantian suppressed the tumbling in his abdomen. After lifting the pants, I also deliberately checked the zipper twice.

There's no way, once I was bitten by a snake, I was afraid of the well rope for ten years. Han Xiaohei didn't want his little guy to show it casually like last night.

So, with the encouragement of Han Xiaohei, the morale of more than a dozen guys immediately came up.

After the big guys rushed downstairs, what made them speechless was that in the entire Chinese department, only they were out of the dormitory?

Nima!

Yao Zhiman is eyeing us!

No one can compare with Han Xiaohei, not only has he lost the morale just now. Standing in the line, none of them slipped straight. Either you are holding your stomach or clamping your legs, anyway, there are all kinds of tricks.

That fart sound, it's really like two kicks. It caused thousands of people in the entire training ground, all of whom covered their noses and looked at them one after another.

The guys in the Chinese department, are they training to fart? It's so funny!

The most proud is Yao Zhiman. Damn woman, she smiles so brightly, so happy.

And Ren Bingqing looked at the unseemly team, so naturally her face had already darkened.

It's Xiaobi today, and besides, I'm going to win Yao Zhiman today, why did these boys become half-dead one by one?

"What's wrong with you?" Ren Bingqing asked in a low voice.

Anyway, I can't hide it, so it's better to tell the truth.

So, the big guy talked and told Ren Bingqing the truth.

When Ren Bingqing heard this, her delicate little face immediately became angry. looked at Yao Zhiman not far away, gritting his teeth. And Yao Zhiman was also looking at her, but she was proud.

"Yao Zhiman, you are too despicable!" Ren Bingqing was furious for a while, and originally wanted to step forward to theorize, but who would have thought that the deputy head of the regiment, You Guanlong, came slowly.

You Guanlong is here, which means that Xiaobi is about to start.

"Can you?" Ren Bingqing asked worriedly.

"Yes! Even if it is death, we can persevere! The boys in the Chinese department said in unison with a surge of morale.

"Are you sure it's okay? Don't be too reluctant, otherwise, a dozen of you, let's go to the clinic first. Ren Bingqing said.

"If we are short of numbers, won't we have to deduct points?" Someone asked.

"It doesn't matter, even if it's the penultimate one, it's not as important as your body." Ren Bingqing said.

"No, we must never be the first from the bottom, we must fight for the first!" The boys in the Chinese department said in unison.

"Okay then." Ren Bingqing can only gamble. "Take a break! Attention! At ease! The first row, report the number! ”

Maybe a miracle will happen to this group of boys.

(Book group number: 142470626)