Carrying Si Yuandong to catch up with the truck in front of him, or running twenty kilometers?

Isn't that scary?

The only one who dares to accept this challenge is Han Xiaohei!

402 Several other buddies were taken aback when they heard this.

Can you not be frightened, you must know that Si Yuandong's weight is at least 100 kilograms.

Dare to make this decision, the most concerned question should not be whether Si Yuandong can be moved, but whether he will be crushed to death by Si Yuandong.

But Han Xiaohei, under the gaze of his brothers, lazily walked up to Si Yuandong. It was like carrying a chicken, and it didn't take much effort to carry Si Yuandong on his back. Without saying a word, he already started running.

Lu Chao, Chen Yuancheng, and Liu Shangquan were dumbfounded again.

Nima!

There was a big living person on the boss's back, but it didn't affect the speed at all, and the one who ran was called fast, and he ran dozens of meters away as soon as he slipped through the smoke.

Divine power, it's simply divine power!

Immediately, after Lu Chao and the three of them shared the burden of Si Yuandong, they chased forward with infinite worship.

Anyway, the scene of Han Xiaohei pulling the car just now shocked the brothers even more, and they all wanted to catch up quickly, so they didn't need to ask, they just wanted to express their admiration. If the boss is willing, they will not be stingy with their pink chrysanthemums.

It's just that you can't chase farther and farther, until the end, you can't see the shadow directly.

The three guys looked at each other with a jaw-dropping and exaggerated expression.

Oh my god!

The starting time with the boss is only half a minute away at most. I thought it would be easy to catch up, but I never expected this kind of result, it's too shocking!

"Oh my God! Mighty boss, you are the only idol in my life. Lu Chao exclaimed.

"I'm really going to be scared, boss, do you dare not be so fierce?" Chen Yuancheng screamed.

"The boss is a cow...... It's more than that, but it's ...... Hey! There's no one to supervise us anymore, you say we, shouldn't we be lazy? Look, over there! Liu Shangquan smiled evilly.

If you want to say that with Han Xiaohei's body, even if he really carries Si Yuandong on his back and runs the entire twenty kilometers, it will not be a problem.

If Si Yuandong were a girl, Han Xiaohei would do the same. In the end, twenty kilometers away, there are beauties on the road, and it will not be lonely.

But Si Yuandong is a man, and he cried so much that he had a handful of snot and tears, and all of them fell on Han Xiaohei's newly bought clothes. So, forget it.

Hurriedly caught up with the truck in front of him and threw Si Yuandong into the car.

Therefore, Han Xiaohei didn't wait for the brothers behind.

It's just that his strength and speed are really amazing. Let the people who see it really want to be scared to pee.

He first overtook a group of students, and then under the stunned gaze of a group of students, he gradually caught up with You Guanlong.

You Guanlong found that Han Xiaohei was running behind him, and the distance was getting closer and closer, even if he had expected it, he couldn't help but be surprised.

Fuck it, this kid is really not simple!

However, he was once the 20-kilometer cross-country champion of the whole military region, if he was caught up like this, how faceless it would be.

Therefore, You Guanlong increased his speed compared to this strength. He didn't dare to think how far he could leave the kid behind, he just wanted not to be overtaken.

Only, is this possible?

Han Xiaohei, who was carrying Si Yuandong on his back, his face was not red, he was not panting, and his feet were like stepping on hot wheels, narrowing the distance between the two closer and closer.

Seeing that he was about to catch up, who wanted Si Yuandong to stop crying, he should have just come out of the fright just now.

To be honest, Si Yuandong was scared like that, and Han Xiaohei, as a brother, was still a little distressed. So, he slowed down and wanted to comfort Si Yuandong.

Si Yuandong called his parents first, and then cried like a child. The aggrieved look, as if someone had him for the wheel girl.

Si Yuandong said: "Brother Xiaohei, is it you?" Am I dying? oh，no！ Brother Xiaohei, you don't have to lie to me. I didn't expect that I, a genius who saw flowers blooming, cars saw cars, and beautiful women wanted to love me when they saw me, would die so young. What am I doing wrong, what am I doing wrong?! ”

Han Xiaohei glanced at the black line in his head and said, "You didn't do anything wrong, it was you Lao Tzu who was wrong, he should have shot you against the wall back then!" ”

Si Yuandong said extremely sadly: "Oh, no! Little black brother, I'm already like this, you can't do this to me. ”

"How are you?"

"You can't do this to me anyway."

"And what do you want from me?"

"Brother, dear brother. For the sake of me dying, let me take another look at our beautiful instructor! ”

"Sister! What about when my brother has four wheels and a sports car engine? Han Xiaohei said angrily, he really wanted to throw Si Yuandong into the pig manure tank on the side of the road.

"Then I don't know, anyway, in my eyes, you are omnipotent."

"**** mouth, stick it in your throat, you are omnipotent! Get! Sit tight, my brother will take you to see our beautiful instructor, and I want to talk to her too! After Han Xiaohei finished speaking, he stepped down and sped up again.

"Ahh Quick, too fast, shift gears! Si Yuandong shouted.

My day!

Si Yuandong's goods really treat Han Xiaohei as a four-wheeled oil-burning man.

However, seeing that Si Yuandong was really wronged, Han Xiaohei endured it first. That's right, just think Si Yuandong is a fart.

Fart?

Suddenly, Han Xiaohei's eyes lit up. He looked at You Guanlong who was running in front and smiled evilly.

Deputy Head of the Regiment, don't you like to joke?

Okay, I'll make you a joke to make you happy.

"Si Yuandong, if I'm not mistaken, you have an advantage, right?" Han Xiaohei shook his body, in case Si Yuandong couldn't hear it.

"Huh! Brother Hei, I don't like to hear what you say. What do you mean that I have a strength, I am all over the body, and it is all advantages at all. Si Yuandong pouted and said.

"Don't talk about those useless things, let me ask you, in our dormitory, do you fart the most smelly?"

"What do you mean in our dormitory, my fart stinks. My fart stinks and is invincible in the world! Moreover, I still ate leek stuffed buns last night. Si Yuandong said, and he couldn't help covering his nose.

"That's right, do you see the guy in front of you? If you want revenge, save a fart. Then what to do, I don't need to say! Han Xiaohei smiled evilly.

"! I'm afraid I'm going to commit intentional homicide. However, whoever let that guy bully me, I will properly grasp it and smoke him half to death. ”

"Sister! Can you even control the severity of your fart? Han Xiaohei almost fell to the ground, "E, on, get ready, rush!" ”

I saw that Han Xiaohei sped up again, and in a few blinks of an eye, he caught up with You Guanlong, who was originally dozens of meters apart.

"Hey! Sir, don't come unharmed! Han Xiaohei grinned.

"Uh......" You Guanlong's face was startled again, and cold sweat broke out on his back. He ran forward with all his might, but he was still overtaken. Moreover, his running legs are about to break, but this kid is not blushing and panting. It's terrible, it's even more terrible than expected. "Ahem! You...... I...... Don't come unharmed, don't come unharmed! ”

You Guanlong wanted to pretend to be calmer, but when he spoke, he was still a little incoherent.

"Ahem! Today's wind is good, the time and place are favorable. Han Xiaohei said, speeding up a few steps forward and running in front of You Guanlong. At the same time, he pinched Si Yuandong's calf. Meaning, brother, the opportunity for revenge has come.

Strike!

I only heard an extremely pleasant fart sound, and then, Han Xiaohei and Si Yuandong couldn't help but snicker, and with a few strokes, they were dozens of meters away from You Guanlong.

Following the cool breeze, You Guanlong, who was running behind, felt more and more that something was wrong.

Day!

In the cool breeze just now, there was still a fresh smell of the morning. Why did it suddenly turn sour?

Suddenly, You Guanlong's eyes widened, and he only felt a turbulent tumbling in his stomach. Immediately afterwards, like a pregnant woman who was pregnant for ** months, she squatted on the side of the road and vomited wildly.

It's a fart, and it's a stinky fart with the smell of leeks!

That's right, this stinky fart must have been deliberately done by those two stinky boys!

You Guanlong's retching tears flowed, looking at the two boys who were about to disappear, the roots of his teeth were itching, but he loved it very much.

"Haha! coincided with the recruitment of people by that organization, although that kid was not a soldier, but with his demonic skills, it should not be a problem to be specially recruited. Boy, just wait and thank me! ”