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Han Xiaohei wants to cry without tears!

When I was doing good deeds just now, why did I have to empty my pockets, even if it was a dollar for myself for the bus money

It's a good thing, I'm penniless, and I don't even have the money to take the bus. Liang Yin and Murong Shishi, the two girls, are gone again.

From here back to Jeju University, at least twenty or thirty kilometers, walk back?

It's no problem to run back, but this scorching sun, and then tanning our pink skin, how will we pick up girls in the future.

Han Xiaohei, Han Xiaohei, this is all your own fault, you deserve to be forced hard.

Jingling!

An empty Red Bull bottle flew under Han Xiaohei's feet. Suddenly, Han Xiaohei saw hope.

Yes, you can pick up the waste yourself. A bottle like this Red Bull can be sold for a dime. As long as you pick up a few more, are you worried that you won't be able to sell a bus for money?

Han Xiaohei picked up the Red Bull bottle like a treasure and continued to walk forward.

If you want to say that this person is now, where has civilization gone?

There are garbage bins on the side of the road, but they throw garbage everywhere. I really feel sorry for those cleaner aunts, one by one, sweating under the scorching sun, just to make the whole city cleaner.

Han Xiaohei walked forward two or three hundred meters away, and he had already picked up three Red Bull bottles and ten mineral water bottles. If you do the math, you'll be able to sell it for almost a dollar.

Only, where is this scrap yard?

Han Xiaohei asked someone and immediately burst into tears. From here, 10 kilometers to the east, there is the nearest scrap yard.

Damn!

Lao Tzu has to walk ten kilometers in order to sell this little scrap?

God, are you playing with me?!

Do you have to force Lao Tzu to squat on the side of the road, stretch out his hand and ask for money?

Han Xiaohei lit a cigarette and took a few puffs. Suddenly, my eyes lit up. Aren't there two scratch cards under your feet?

The two dollars a piece were all scratched off.

What surprised Han Xiaohei even more was that I really don't know which big tyrant bought these two scratch tickets, both of them won the lottery, and they were thrown here?

Two pieces in one, two pieces in two, and two pieces in four.

Life-saving money, absolute life-saving money.

Han Xiaohei was afraid that someone else would snatch him, so he quickly picked up the two scratch tickets, blew off the dirt on them, and happily got into the lottery shop across the road.

"Boss, I won the lottery!" Han Xiaohei slapped two scratch cards on the table.

The owner of the lottery shop is a middle-aged woman, and when she saw Han Xiaohei looking so arrogant, she thought she had won a big prize. Take a closer look, four bucks?

This kid has a mental problem, can he be happy like this for four dollars?

The middle-aged woman took out four pieces of change and slapped them on the table, disdainfully looking at Han Xiaohei.

"Boss, give me another scratch ticket, I want this." Han Xiaohei put two yuan in his pocket, thinking that his luck was not bad today, and he should try his luck, maybe he could really win the jackpot.

Just a scratch ticket?

The middle-aged eldest sister didn't bother to reach out and take it.

At this time, a middle-aged man with a big shoulder and a round waist walked in. Throwing out a thick handful of banknotes from his bag, he said magnificently: "Sister Wang, come for two thousand yuan!" ”

This middle-aged man should be a regular visitor here. The words were not said very clearly, but the middle-aged eldest sister already understood.

This is the cash cow of our store, there are two or three thousand scratch tickets at every turn, where can the middle-aged eldest sister take care of Han Xiaohei, carrying a large stack of scratch tickets, placed in front of the middle-aged man.

It's exciting to scratch the lottery yourself, and it's exciting to watch someone else scratch the lottery. Besides, there is air conditioning here, it is very cool, Han Xiaohei has nothing to do, and he just saw the end.

The middle-aged man scraped for more than half an hour, and it took more than ten minutes to claim the prize. After spending two thousand yuan and winning one thousand eight, it is not a loss, and the middle-aged man is already very satisfied.

"Little brother, playing with this thing is just fun. Of course, if you don't want to lose money, you have to buy more. Like you, take two dollars, buy one, lose two, haha! The middle-aged man said brightly.

"I don't have any money, just buy one." After Han Xiaohei finished speaking, he handed over his two yuan again.

The eldest sister who sells lottery tickets naturally tore off a scratch ticket very impatiently and threw it on the table. She didn't even bother to take the money Han Xiaohei gave her.

For a scratch ticket of two dollars, the first prize is 30,000, the second prize is 5,000, and the third prize is 800......

Han Xiaohei looked at the lottery rules and scratched the prize redemption area. He didn't see anything, and suddenly, the middle-aged man who hadn't left screamed loudly, which made Han Xiaohei break out in a cold sweat.

"Three five thousand,! Little brother, you can do it, you won the second prize with one piece! The middle-aged man shouted jealously.

"Second prize?" Han Xiaohei looked down, but he really won the second prize.

At this time, the middle-aged eldest sister who sold lottery tickets was also dumbfounded. Someone spent 2,000 just now, and he couldn't scratch a grand prize. Now that people spend two yuan, they will scrape out a second prize?!

It's really a lot of buying, it's better to buy it smartly.

If it is less than 10,000 yuan, there is no need to pay tax. The middle-aged eldest sister who was waiting for the lottery ticket to sell a thick amount of yuan, smiled slyly, and asked, "Little brother, is so lucky, don't play more?" ”

If you change to someone else, you will definitely not be able to accept it and continue to buy it.

Han Xiaohei touched his nose and said, "If you see it, take it." ”

Han Xiaohei put 5,000 yuan in his pocket, and left the lottery shop under the jealous gaze of the middle-aged eldest sister and the middle-aged man.

Five thousand, my brother is rich.

Since I was a child, it seems that it is the first time we have so much money in our hands.

What kind of bus to take, taxi!

Driver, wait a minute, I'll go buy a bottle of Red Bull first.

I picked up the Red Bull bottle all the way, and now we also drink the Red Bull. Han Xiaohei, who was sitting in the taxi, was enjoying it happily.

About 20 minutes later, Han Xiaohei got off the bus at the gate of Jeju University.

As soon as I got out of the car, the feeling of being in the spotlight swept over me again.

First of all, it is a rice flower, and then two top school flowers, so it's no wonder that he is not popular.

With countless eyes of envy, jealousy, and hatred, Han Xiaohei returned to the dormitory.

I thought that after I came back, I would be questioned by Si Yuandong and a few guys. After not wanting to push the door open, the brothers were lying on the bed half-dead.

When Han Xiaohei asked, he learned that each of the brothers had bought a bottle of drink in the small supermarket at the school gate. The outer packaging and taste are all the same as a certain big brand. But after drinking, within ten minutes, I began to have diarrhea.

A few guys went to ask for an explanation, and the boss pointed to the name on the drink bottle, and the brothers were immediately dumbfounded when they saw it.

xxx iced tea...... There is also a line of words the size of sesame grains below, special tea for weight loss!

The cottage can't afford to hurt, knowing that it may be harmful to the human body, so I thought of a strategy in advance.

What's wrong with diarrhea after drinking too much?

This is our slimming tea, which slimming tea doesn't have diarrhea after drinking it!

The brothers wanted to cry without tears, so they could only go back to the dormitory and pull again and again.

"Boss, give me a hand, I'm going to the bathroom." Si Yuandong shouted weakly. But without waiting for Han Xiaohei to walk over, Si Yuandong looked extremely a** and said, "No need, it's already ...... Finished. ”

Immediately, a foul smell permeated.

"! It's still leek-flavored, Si Yuandong, you're sick to death! After Lu Chao finished scolding, he raised his eyebrows, looked at Han Xiaohei, and asked, "Boss, tell me honestly, how did you meet Fanhua?" How did you get to know those two school flowers? Also, those two school flowers snatched you away, what did they do to you, and they recruited you from the truth! ”

"Yes, boss, if you don't make it clear, my brothers will destroy your chrysanthemum!" Liu Shangquan also shouted lively.

I already knew that this group of guys would ask, and Han Xiaohei had originally thought about how to be perfunctory. Just looking at the half-dead guys, Han Xiaohei lay down on his bed leisurely and said, "Don't tell you, you have the ability to bite me." ”

"Boss, I'm ...... Ah! No, here we go again! Liu Shangquan screamed.

"Don't rob me, I'm going too!" Si Yuandong shouted.

"I'll come first!" Lu Chao also jumped out of bed.

"Don't rob it!" Chen Yuancheng came out of the bathroom weakly, "Toilet...... Let me bet it. ”

At this critical moment, Chen Yuancheng actually blocked the toilet, which is unforgivable!

Next, there was a commotion in the 402 dormitory, as well as Chen Yuancheng's screams like bursting chrysanthemums