Chapter 801: Mermaid Mo Da
Speaking of his tail, Tail Blue was small, "You like my tail too, my tail is indeed unique, everyone loves it." ”
Obviously, the two people's minds are not on the same line.
Mingge, whose eyes widened, was trying to find his voice for a long time, "Don't you know that humans are all wearing clothes?" You're lucky to be walking down the street with no clothes on your way and not being taken to the police station. ”
Tail Blue's face darkened when he heard this, "I came out of the place you said!" ”
"Can you still come out of that place without clothes?" Even if it's a prison uniform, you should have a set.
"That dress was uncomfortable on me, and my skin got a layer of red bumps, so I took it off!" Speaking of this, Wei Lan was even more aggrieved and wanted to shed tears, he went to pull the bath towel on his body, probably to show Ming Ge the itchy redness and swelling on his body.
"I know, I know!" Ming Ge was afraid that he would be full/naked again, so he hurriedly grabbed his bathrobe with both hands and sorted it out, "You should be allergic to clothing, I won't look at it!" ”
"Oh!" Wei Lan grabbed Mingge's hand with both hands, "My body is itching again, Mingge, this dress is too uncomfortable to wear on me, can I, can I take it off temporarily, it's too uncomfortable." ”
Ming Ge thought that this person was lying, the purpose was to be naked, shook off his hand, and went to the table to pour water for himself, "What nonsense, how can this bathrobe make you allergic, wear it obediently, naked/naked is disrespectful to others." ”
"Oh!" Behind him came the reluctant voice of Tail Blue.
Mingge didn't care, but in her heart she was thinking about where to buy some clothes for this man, well, this man was naked/not hung, there must be no ID card and passport, she will leave this country in two days, how to take people away when the time comes?
Well, Ming Ge, who was in a state of sorrow, realized that he had taken care of Weilan's affairs, how many thousands of years had this fish lived, where could she worry about him, and she had nothing to do with him, so why bother with him.
"You don't have a passport, how did you come to me from China?"
Ming Ge, who drank tea from a teacup, turned his head and was startled by the person in front of him whose neck was covered with red and swollen small bumps, and when he looked closely, he found that these small bumps seemed to be spreading, and they were surging towards the man's face.
"What's going on?" Mingge was too frightened, and his voice was a little hoarse.
It's rare for Mingge to ask like this, and Weilan's voice was pitiful with a crying voice, "This dress is uncomfortable, I'm itchy, Mingge, I'm uncomfortable, woo woo, this dress makes me so uncomfortable!" ”
It turns out that this guy is also allergic to bathrobes......
When the person went to the bathtub and listened to the sound of the water rushing inside, as well as the sound of the man humming because of pleasure, Ming Ge realized that he had regained his thoughts, "Weilan, you don't have a passport, how did you go abroad to find me?" How did you know I was here? ”
"Passport? What the hell is that! Soaking in the bathtub, the two legs slowly closed together, the blue tail was crowded in the water, and then because he couldn't put it down, most of it hung on the ground of the bathroom, because it was not seawater, he frowned at the water in the bath with some disgust, and when he heard Ming Ge's words, he immediately said pitifully, "I swam far and wide, and I was tired of swimming in the ocean, in order to find you, I don't know how many places I went, every time I arrived at the place, I inquired, you have gone to other places, I can only continue to find water swimming!" ”
"You? Don't say that you are naked and ask others about me, if you talk to someone like this, whoever sees you will hide! ”
"Of course not, humans are too cruel, those human women want to cook me and eat me when they look at me one by one, I don't dare to talk to them!"
"Then how did you know about me?"
"Fish!" Wei Lan probably didn't understand why Ming Ge was entangled in this problem, but this incident hit his pain point a bit, "I don't know why, few of the fish in the ocean now have their minds turned on, and most of the fish can't even hear my call, human beings are getting stronger and stronger, but the intelligence of the fish is degenerating." ”
Well, Weilan is a fish, so naturally he asks for help from the fish, and Ming Ge was instantly ashamed of his narrow thoughts.
Tail Blue's last words seemed to be talking to himself, a little sentimental and incomprehensible, probably a long, long time ago, fish should have prospered as humans now, and every fish was also a highly intelligent store, but with the passage of time, the fish gradually degenerated!
Ming Ge listened to Wei Lan's nostalgic muttering and continued, "In the past, it was fish that preyed on humans, but now it seems to be the other way around!" ”
"You've derailed the world!" Hearing that this guy actually missed the days when fish preyed on humans, Ming Ge immediately interrupted him, "What clothes are you not allergic to, I'll buy them for you." ”
"Can I go without clothes?" As soon as he heard the word clothes, Wei Lan shrank into the pool in distress.
Ming Ge refused simply, "No! ”
After a pause she added, "If you want to go back to the ocean now, I don't say it!" ”
"Mingge, I finally found you, how can you drive me away!" Wei Lan began to show the sad charm of his voice again, "Ming Ge, if you drive me away, I will be very sad, sad and haggard, I only know you in this human world, you can't be so ruthless." ”
Ming Ge was afraid that the tail blue would be chattering endlessly, so he interrupted him and asked, "What clothes are you not allergic to?" ”
"Silk Silk!"
"Silk yarn?" Ming Ge had never heard of it, "What is that?" ”
"The fabric woven by the mermaids!" Tail Blue added, "Very ordinary. ”
"There are no sharks in the human world, I can't buy what you have in your mouth, why don't you go to the sea world to find it?"
"I'm a mermaid expelled from Sea World!" Tail Blue's voice is like slow retro music, which makes people listen to it and have a faint sadness in their hearts, "I can't go back to the sea world." ”
Mingge asked curiously, "Why was you expelled?" ”
"Once upon a time, I fell in love with a human girl."
Ming Ge was even more puzzled, "Doesn't the current mermaid prince also like human girls, which is considered a reason for being expelled?" ”
"Times are different, in the beginning, humans were the most despicable beings, and mermaids like me liked humans, which was an insult to the creatures of the marine world, so they expelled me."
What's the matter with the superiority in these words, "Hmm, what about your human girl?" Why did you end up sealed in that blackpool again? ”