Chapter 7: Laugh at your mother's head!
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(Chapter 7a)
Han Xiaohei took Wang Yuyan back to the railway station square and got on the bus specially driven by Jeju University to welcome new students.
There were already seven or eight new students on the bus, almost all of them accompanied by their parents.
Han Xiaohei nodded politely at them and took Wang Yuyan to the back row.
After sitting down, Han Xiaohei looked at Wang Yuyan who was leaning on his shoulder with complicated eyes.
Rub it!
Everyone else came with their parents, but it was good for me, but a little daughter-in-law came out of nowhere.
If you don't want to lose it, what can you do?
The bus couldn't run for a while, and Han Xiaohei was bored, so he could only put his hand into Wang Yuyan's clothes and explore the mystery of the woman's body.
After more than 20 minutes, the bus was already full of new students. At this time, two old students from the student union, a man and a woman, took the registration list, carefully counted the number of people, and made sure that the new students who had registered were all on the bus, and the bus finally started.
And Wu Jun, who had never left, also drove the Rolls-Royce Phantom, and immediately followed.
Along the way, the two student union veterans were very enthusiastic. They not only introduced themselves, but also gave a detailed introduction to the school.
When there are attentive classmates, they find that behind the butt of the bus, there has been a Rolls-Royce Phantom. At the same time, it is natural to have some wild speculation.
Could it be that the luxurious Rolls-Royce Phantom was also arranged by the school to welcome new students?
This...... It's definitely taller, it seems that applying for this university, yes!
This is the speculation of the freshmen, but the two old students of the student union have another guess.
Don't look at the university is a group of childish children, but there is no shortage of hidden dragons and crouching tigers. Presumably, the Rolls-Royce Phantom that followed behind had something to do with a new student on the bus.
And the inconspicuous Han Xiaohei seemed to be a nobody, holding the petite and lovely daughter-in-law Wang Yuyan, flirting and scolding quietly.
The bus drove out of the hustle and bustle of the city and traveled from east to west along Gwangyang Avenue for more than ten minutes. The campus of Jeju City University is in everyone's sight.
Several of the freshmen stood up excitedly, and even burst into tears. It's not easy, it's not easy. They studied hard for more than ten years, and finally were admitted to this top five key university in the whole of China.
They are the pride of their parents, and their parents are proud of them.
Alas!
If you let them know that a guy sitting in the back row didn't even take the college entrance examination, but was admitted to this key university, they wouldn't have to go crazy.
The campus covering an area of tens of thousands of acres is very magnificent, and after getting off the bus, Han Xiaohei first paid the tuition fee and filled in his name in the registration office of the Chinese language and literature major of the Department of Chinese.
Why choose the Department of Chinese?
Han Xiaohei has only one reason, it is said that there are many beautiful women in the Chinese department.
And the reason why this product went to college is because of picking up girls. Therefore, naturally, where there are many beautiful women, they will drill wherever they go.
Of course, the whole university is full of beautiful women.
Han Xiaohei glanced around with his thief's slippery eyes, and the piles of beautiful girls were blind.
The ditch of white flowers, the small skirt of Qi x, the upright little buttocks, and the slender legs that are white and tender. It's really more daring than one another, and one is more tempting than the other!
At this time, an old student of the student union came over enthusiastically, because Han Xiaohei didn't have much luggage. You don't have to go to the dormitory to deliver your luggage first, and then you can get daily necessities.
Han Xiaohei and Wang Yuyan, under the leadership of the old students of the student union, are about to leave. Suddenly, I noticed that there seemed to be many students around me, and their eyes were a little strange.
However, they don't seem to be targeting Han Xiaohei, but Wang Yuyan, who is following behind.
A little girl who looks so smart, but only wears a white T-shirt and a washed white denim skirt, so shabby and old-fashioned. Let those students who are used to seeing the trend see it, and it is inevitable that the meeting will be discussed and pointed. There were even a few schoolgirls who had already laughed out loud.
Laugh, laugh at your mother's size.
Especially you, the fat girl! It doesn't matter if you're fat, the skin on your face is like the surface of your mother's moon, and you still have a face to laugh at others. Isn't it just a brand that you wear? If you wear your famous brand on Lao Tzu's little daughter-in-law, you must pierce your pair of titanium alloy dog eyes!
Han Xiaohei felt uncomfortable, and was even more worried that Wang Yuyan would feel wronged, so he leaned up and said with a smile: "Yuyan, after I make money, I will buy you new clothes to wear every day." â
"Hey, hey! Brother Hei, you're so nice. Wang Yuyan still smiled sweetly, and didn't seem to feel wronged. He bent over to open the slightly old blue suitcase and pulled out a black coarse cloth backpack from it. "Little Black Brother, wait for me, I'll be back soon."
Wang Yuyan looked around, and then hugged the black coarse cloth backpack and got into the bus she was sitting in just now.
On the bus, Wang Yuyan said a few words to the bus driver. The bus driver got out of the car and closed the door.
What the hell is this Nizi doing?
Han Xiaohei couldn't guess that he wanted to smoke a cigarette, but suddenly thought that this was at school, surrounded by teachers, and he couldn't smoke, so he could only stuff a piece of gum into his mouth.
Autumn Tiger, it's only nine o'clock in the morning, and his mother is going to die. Han Xiaohei found a shade, and before he could squat down, the bustling crowd was in an uproar.
As the uproar sounded, time seemed to freeze, and all the dumbfounded guys were looking in the same direction.
What's the situation?
Could it be that a certain school flower of Jeju City University has appeared?
Han Xiaohei also looked over, and suddenly, like the surrounding crowd, was stunned.
Beauty, there really is a superb beauty, is coming.
The hair of the shawl is soft and shiny. Cream-like skin can be broken by blowing. Those eyebrows and glances are all beautiful to the extreme. That one is pure, like an angel who has never been tainted by the dirty world.
The slender figure, convex and backward, is very annoying.
A small shirt with a plum blossom pattern and a long blue skirt tucked around the waist. The long skirt was over the knee, but it couldn't hide the slender and slender legs. A pair of white high heels under his feet, but only four or five centimeters.
Up and down, there is not a single brand. Even hanging on hangers, others will think it is a stall.
But when she wore it on this beauty, it looked like she had been stripped off a model at Paris Fashion Week. Even the black coarse cloth bag she carried in her hand was trendy enough to throw LV mad for several streets.
Beautiful, it's so beautiful.
It was so beautiful that her smile could dump a large number of male livestock.
Even, even Wu Jun, who was standing not far away, was dumbfounded.
And Han Xiaohei squeezed his eyes hard, hard, hard. In the end, I still don't believe that this superb beauty who has captivated the country and the city will be his little daughter-in-law? !
(Chapter 7b)
Han Xiaohei's little daughter-in-law, isn't it...... Wang Yuyan?
Look at it more closely, damn! The best beauty who poured out all beings and came over is not Wang Yuyan!
It's just that he has changed his outfit, as if he has changed someone, I don't know how many times more beautiful, no wonder Han Xiaohei can't believe it, this is his little daughter-in-law.
After Wang Yuyan came over and wrapped around Han Xiaohei's arm, Han Xiaohei could feel it clearly. I don't know how many envy, jealousy, and hateful eyes around me are like sharp arrows, and I can't wait to give Han Xiaohei a thousand arrows to pierce his heart.
Han Xiaohei pursed his lips, put away his stupid face, gently patted Wang Yuyan's little ass with his hand, and said angrily: "Stinky girl, you can only be so beautiful in front of me alone in the future, you know?" â
As a man, no one wants to let so many animals stare straight at their daughters-in-law.
Belch...... Daughter-in-law, that's right, Wang Yuyan is a daughter-in-law.
Although Han Xiaohei hasn't figured out where Wang Yuyan came from. But for the sake of her being so beautiful, Han Xiaohei first acquiesced in his relationship with her.
"It's so sour! Brother Xiaohei, are you jealous? Wang Yuyan smiled mischievously and deliberately threw an electric eye at the crowd.
Immediately, the male cattle on the east side, as if crazy, cheered.
"Cut! There are no dumplings, what kind of vinegar do I eat, let's go! Han Xiaohei pulled Wang Yuyan and walked straight forward.
The senior of the student council, the black-rimmed glasses on his face fell off, and he didn't even know it. But he still remembered to lead the way for these two new classmates, and smashed his high-altitude glasses behind the bottom of his wine bottle, and followed with a fart.
Behind it, there was a wild shout that lasted for nearly half an hour.
That's what the old students say.
"That beautiful woman just now, it looks like I've never seen it before. The school flower is definitely the most dazzling new school flower this year! â
"Brothers, see if I have any hope?"
"There is hope, but there is hope to chase the fat girl in the cafeteria. Ha ha! Don't make a fuss, don't you see? She put her arms around the kid, obviously a famous flower. It's just that the brother looks a little shabby, right? This is clearly a realistic version of beauty with beasts. I have to hurry up and take a picture and spread it to the school forum, and make sure to make him popular! â
Here's what the freshmen say.
"It is said that Jeju City University produces beautiful women, and it really deserves its reputation. Is she a freshman, or an old? â
"Then who knows, she's the school girl anyway."
"It's so beautiful, my heart is broken."
In addition, the girls who pointed at Wang Yuyan just now were also ashamed of themselves at this time, and buried their heads in a double blow.
God is not fair, why can others be so beautiful, so well-developed, and so eye-catching?
And he is always called a dinosaur by others.
When passing by the girls' dormitory, a white sheet hanging on the eighth floor fluttered in the wind. The slogan on it almost threw Han Xiaohei to the ground.
"Junior sisters, let's go, and the responsibility of overthrowing the junior brother will be handed over to you. Goodbye, my classmates! Goodbye, my teacher! Goodbye, my youth! â
seems to be humorous and funny, but I don't know how many tears of goodbye are mixed in.
Senior sisters, goodbye, the heavy responsibility of overthrowing the senior sisters and senior sisters is handed over to me, speech, Han Xiaohei!
When I arrived at the men's dormitory, there were already two long queues at the two windows for receiving daily necessities.
Cut?
That's not good, we're civilized people.
Uncle Wu, go and line up.
Wu Junnai is dignified Huafei Group and Qimen, has it become a slave here? âŚâŚ Alas! Don't talk about it, it's all tears if you talk too much.
Wu Jun obediently went to line up, and Han Xiaohei took Wang Yuyan and the seniors of the student union to the small supermarket next to him. I asked for three glasses of juice, three glasses of ice cream, and I was blowing the air conditioner, and I enjoyed it so much.
Ten minutes later, Wu Jun finally brought Han Xiaohei's daily necessities.
Han Xiaohei said hello, Uncle Wu, come and pay the bill.
Male dormitory, female students can enter. It's just that Han Xiaohei really doesn't want the animals inside to covet Wang Yuyan's beauty anymore.
So, let Wang Yuyan wait below. Of course, Wu Jun was also stopped downstairs by Han Xiaohei.
When he went upstairs, Han Xiaohei was thinking, how to arrange Wang Yuyan?
It's better to make some money and take Wang Yuyan to rent a house outside to live.
As for the implementation of this plan, Wang Yuyan can only live in a small hotel outside the school.
In dormitory 402, the senior of the student union took Han Xiaohei to the door, and staggered downstairs as if it was dark.
Fuck it!
With no beauty in his sight, he realized that his glasses were gone. Six or seven hundred degrees of high myopia, I can't see anything clearly, can it not be like touching the dark?
In the dormitory, the other five roommates had already arrived. There are four people who are sitting around a notebook, studying the island's literary and artistic films. The other guy was lying in bed in a daze. There was no reaction to Han Xiaohei's appearance, but he was really a weirdo.
The other four guys saw a new roommate, and they all expressed their enthusiasm. Help with the pick-up of things, clean the bed of the bed.
The four guys stood together, looking funny.
The fattest guy, named Si Yuandong, a neighbor of Jeju City, is from Heze City, majoring in Chinese language and philology in the Department of Chinese. There are some famous brands on the body, mobile phones, computers, watches, and they are all the latest and most well-known brands, and the family situation should be good.
The thinnest guy, named Lu Chao, is a native of Jeju City, majoring in ancient literature in the Department of Chinese. This thing has a pair of glasses behind the bottom of a wine bottle, and it looks like a gentleman, but its smile is extremely dirty. When he speaks, he always says a few famous quotes, and it seems that there is still a lot of ink in his stomach.
The tallest guy, named Chen Yuancheng, is a fellow countryman with Si Yuandong, and he is also a native of Heze City, majoring in Chinese language and literature in the Department of Chinese. I like to play the lottery, the kind that is opened every ten minutes. So, always have your phone in your hand. It's just that, looking at his frowns again and again, it seems that he didn't hit.
The shortest guy, named Liu Shangquan, is from Nanjiang City. Always looks like a hippie smile.,Very good at observing words and feelings.,It's a shrewd guy.ă The thing is that this is a big man, but he is studying secretarial science.
As for the guy lying on the bed in a daze, he was wearing a gray tunic suit, which was extremely inconsistent with his ten** age. He is not tall, but he looks very strong. It can be regarded as a handsome face, and his face is expressionless.
No one knows what his name is or where he comes from, and even if someone asks, it's a hot face and a cold ass.
Therefore, Han Xiaohei and the five of them can only be treated as if he does not save zĂ i.
Han Xiaohei saw that the four guys were enjoying the island country's literary films, and it was still Mr. Cang's masterpiece. After exchanging ideas, he smiled and took out a black lace/silk small nene from his army-green backpack.
"I said this is Teacher Cang's, do you believe it or not?"
"It's strange to believe you, don't make such international jokes. But boss, how can you have a woman's little Nenei, you won't have a tendency to be a shemale, right? Lu Chao said.
"Holy! It's a man during the day and a woman at night, boss, so isn't this your little Nene? Chen Yuancheng also came up and said.
Several guys are seventeen or eighteen years old, and Han Xiaohei is the oldest, so he will naturally become their boss.
"You ...... You guys, your imagination is really rich. If you don't believe it, don't be scared when I call Teacher Cang one day. Han Xiaohei wanted to put the black lace/silk small nene into his bag, but was snatched away by Si Yuandong.
"Haha! It's so sexy, boss, have you heard? There are several school flowers in our school, brothers don't expect you to call Teacher Cang, as long as you can get a school flower of the little Nene, I will be the east, let's go to the best hotel in Jeju City to rub it! Si Yuandong said boldly.
"Okay, I can handle this anyway, why don't I advance this meal and put it tonight?" Han Xiaohei said.
"Yes, the brothers met on the first day, and they should have a drink. Si Yuandong, it's up to you! Liu Shangquan said.
"Ahem! It's no problem to rub it, but the boss didn't bring the school flower's little Nene, let's go to the food stall outside the school tonight. Si Yuandong said.
"What a pick! You're a rich second generation! Lu Chao rushed at Si Yuandong and stretched out his middle finger.
"! I see you're a chrysanthemum itching, don't run, stop for Lao Tzu! â
The brothers fought for a while, only to find that the strange man in the same dormitory had gone out at some point.
At this time, Han Xiaohei's phone also rang, and it was Wu Jun calling.
"Little aunt, I've finished the matter, so I'll retire first. You can rest assured that in the entire Jeju University, absolutely no one will dare to provoke you casually. But there is anyone who does not have long eyes, and does not know whether to live or die to make you unhappy. Needless to say, Qimen and Huafei Group will definitely let him go around without food. And also...... The eldest lady just called me, and listening to her tone, she seemed a little unhappy. â
"She's not happy, it's my business." Han Xiaohei finished disapprovingly, and hung up the phone. Said hello to the four buddies and walked out first.
When I was hungry, I took my little daughter-in-law Wang Yuyan to the canteen to eat something.
In a high-end box at Jeju International Hotel, after a burst of crackling noise, a woman said angrily: "Hmph! Dare to release Miss Ben's pigeon, Murong Shishi, go, follow me to destroy him! â