"I said brother, how do you know?" Huang Dabiao asked in surprise.

"How else can you know? I didn't come to the battlefield of your house to observe and learn, so I can only analyze it from your face. Yu Lei pretended to be mysterious and said.

"Oh, can this kind of thing be analyzed from physiognomy? It's new. Huang Dabiao was skeptical.

"Don't believe it, let me ask you, do you sometimes just want to sleep at night and don't want to do that with your sister-in-law?" Yu Lei asked.

"yes."

"Let me ask you again, do you sometimes don't want to sleep at night and always toss your sister-in-law?" Yu Lei continued to ask.

"yes, you know that, too?" Huang Dabiao asked.

"Haha! I said, what are you two doing? There are a lot of beautiful girls, beautiful sisters-in-law and beautiful grandmothers, so don't tell this inappropriate story for children on this occasion. Zhang Daguan said with a smile.

"I listen to the president, although we are not party members or state cadres, do we still have to talk about social morality, Lao Huang, let's no longer discuss that little thing in your family." Yu Lei said.

"Don't, I said Mr. Yu, what the hell is going on? How do you know these things in our house? ”

Yu Lei wanted to stop fighting, but Huang Dabiao refused to give up, it seems that it is really 'curiosity kills cats'.

Not to mention that Huang Dabiao was curious, the curiosity of some onlookers was also amused.

"This Mr. Yu is really godly, how could he know about such a secret bed matter?" A young girl said.

"It may be that he knows divination, I heard that people who can do divination can know five hundred years in advance, five hundred years later, and can also know the destiny of heaven and decide life and death, Mr. Yu may belong to this kind of person." A young boy next to her said.

"Don't be stupid, how can there be such a person, it is all a work or a legendary character, there can be no such person in reality." The girl said.

"Dad, does this gentleman really have that magical ability?" Tan Xiaokai asked his father.

"I said Xiao Kai, you are such a big person, how can you still believe in these non-existent things, you are really a party member in vain, think about it, these two people are in the ...... at night Forget it, let's listen to what Mr. Xiao Zhang said. The old secretary said to his son Xiao Kai.

"I said Lao Huang, oh, no, it should be Captain Lao Huang, do you really want to know how he knows the secret of you and your wife?" Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"Yes, what he said is very accurate, just like in front of him, Brother Zhang, no, President Zhang, why don't you give my brother a lecture to solve your doubts?" Huang Dabiao said.

"Lao Huang, you can listen well, let me ask you, what are you doing in bed with your sister-in-law at night, except for making love and tossing?" Zhang Zheng asked seriously.

"President Zhang, look at what you asked, the two of them are in bed at night, what else can they do except make love and toss, of course they sleep." Huang Dabiao said disapprerovingly.

"Isn't this enough, isn't what Mr. Yu said just now, do you have time to sleep at night, and sometimes toss with your sister-in-law?" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Ahh It's that simple, but it's too complicated for me to think? ”

After listening to the conversation between the two, many people at the scene felt a little crying and laughing, just like Huang Dabiao. In fact, the world is made up of simple and complex things, and complicating simple things, or simplifying complex things, is just a very ordinary thing in this ever-changing world.

Zhang Zheng smiled: "Isn't it? It's as simple as that, but you're overly complicated, and it reminds me of a little story. ”

Huang Dabiao said: "President Zhang, what a little story, let's hear it." ”

Zhang Zheng said: "The first time a scholar and his newlywed wife did that, and his wife cried out in pain, he immediately stopped attacking. Then I spent more than a year consulting with many doctors and consulting a lot of literature, but I still couldn't get the point. But during an intimacy, he inadvertently went in all of a sudden, which made him exclaim: Grandma's, just such a thin layer of window paper, but wasted Lao Tzu's good time for a year! This is a classic case of complicating simple things. ”

"Haha! A layer of window paper, so figurative. The boy said.

"Don't use foul language! Although it is very vivid, it is a bit inappropriate for children, but fortunately there are no children here today. The girl said.

"What Brother Zhang said is too disgusting, too annoying." Shi Kai said disdainfully.

"Does Xiao Kai know the reason? You have to use your brain in everything, you should learn from Xiao Zhang. The old secretary Tan Long taught his son a lesson.

"Who would have thought it would be so simple?" Xiao Kai said.

Secretary Lu Zhenxiang couldn't help laughing when he saw the father and son arguing there, and said in his heart, many things of this kid are not something that can be learned by saying, you can't learn things that are born, and you can't learn things that you acquire, there is only one way, that is, let him be his own person, and if you have him, you will have everything about him.