Chapter 983: Transfiguration!

Han Xiaohei knew that he couldn't stop Liang Yin and Murong Shishi, so he could only let them go. Besides, if any of them can defeat Kim Xiuna, a player from country H, it can be regarded as a patriotic thing.

"Born under the red flag and growing up in the spring breeze, I can't let the country lose face for my own selfishness, I am a person who is more patriotic than anyone else!" Han Xiaohei was about to walk in with his feet raised, but Hua didn't leave this shameless guy, and he suddenly popped up.

"Tut-tut! Is this Kim so-na, the most popular player from country H? It's very beautiful, and the figure is quite good, but it's a pity! Hua Buliu held her chin and sighed one after another.

"What do you have to be sorry for!" Han Xiaohei glanced at Hua Buliu angrily, which was a little strange. In the past, I didn't see beautiful women, and they were all straight eyes and blood gushing. But why does the flower become calm today if it doesn't stay, doesn't the flower stay to change the evil and return to the right?

"I'm pretty sure this Kim so-na is an artificial beauty!" Hua Buliu said.

"You, a Chinese medicine practitioner and poisoner, can also determine that someone has undergone plastic surgery just by taking photos?" Han Xiaohei said.

"Of course, plastic surgery is also medicine. Although people have a thousand different appearances, the skeletal structure of people is exactly the same. Look at this Jin Xiuna, on the surface, she looks no different from ordinary people, but the bones on her face have moved at least seven or eight places, and there is a big difference. So, I'm sure she's a personal beauty! Hua Buliu said.

"Actually, even if you don't say it, I know!" Han Xiaohei raised his eyebrows proudly.

"Isn't it? The boss can also see it? Hua Buliu was a little surprised, he thought that he was a skilled doctor, so he had excellent eyesight.

"See? Do you still need to watch it? Because the people of country H are ugly, they have plastic surgery. Crazy Cheng dΓΉ, just like we eat breakfast, noon and dinner, and it doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman, whether it's old or young. It's funny that they all make themselves into one face, making their families stupid and confused. Including this Kim so-na, she looks too much like those Korean female stars, just like twins. If she were a natural beauty, a fool wouldn't believe it! Han Xiaohei said.

"It turns out that the boss analyzed it like this, although he lacks professional knowledge, but it is also reasonable. Yes, fools don't believe it, but sadly, there are so many guys who are not even as good as fools to vote for her! Hua Buliu said.

"Is she an artificial beauty, does anyone vote for her, does it have anything to do with us? Don't worry about salty turnip eggs! Han Xiaohei said.

"That's right!" Hua Buliu nodded, suddenly his eyes lit up, he looked at the thirty school flowers who advanced to the finals on the poster, and then at Han Xiaohei, smiled slyly, and said: "Boss, in fact, with your conditions, if a woman dresses up as a man, she will definitely break out of the encirclement and come out on top!" Of course, it has to be under my supernatural makeup skills. ”

"Am I sick? I'm a big man, I'm going to participate in a competition with a bunch of old girls! Han Xiaohei shook his head depressedly.

"Isn't that just talking?" Hua Buliu was afraid that Han Xiaohei would beat him, so he immediately hid away.

"Say your sister! Wait, what did you just say, you still have super makeup skills? Isn't it, don't leave flowers, you are a big man, you learn to make up a fart! Han Xiaohei had a chill.

"Boss, what do you say! I didn't just learn pure makeup, I learned transfiguration. You know about disguise, right? Of course, disguise in reality is not like in the movie, which can change one person into another person's appearance. Moreover, it's not just a matter of bowing your head and raising your head, those are all nonsense and fooling children. In reality, disguise surgery requires a lot of materials, and most of them are women's cosmetics. No matter how high the disguise technique is, it is perfect, such as me. At most, he can change a person by no means like himself. Or, confuse men and women, and turn the bearded man into a bewitching beauty. Let the bewitching beauty become a big man with a bearded face. Moreover, not only the appearance, but also the voice can be changed. What's more, even if his own father and mother come, they can't recognize it. Ha ha! Am I amazing? Boss, when you have time, do you want to have a good time? Hua said smugly.

"Transfiguration? I've heard of it, but I didn't expect you kid to do this. But...... Come here first, I have something very important to tell you! Han Xiaohei hooked his fingers, and when the flowers didn't stay, he immediately flew out. Live your sister's addiction, go aside! ”

"Boss, you're violent!" Hua didn't leave a face of grievance, and suddenly thought of something. "Oops! Just now, the school called me and said that there were several contestants, who were having stomach troubles because they were not adapting to the water and soil, and they almost delayed their business because of the boss. Boss, I'll go first! ”

"Did I make you ramble so much here?" The black line in Han Xiaohei's head, I really can't figure it out, how can I be so brazen if I don't leave a flower.

After the flowers were gone, Han Xiaohei was about to smoke a cigarette and then go to school. Unexpectedly, as soon as he took out the cigarette, someone handed the fire up.

Han Xiaohei turned his head and looked, a few guys who always appeared like ghosts, except for Si Yuandong, who else could there be?

"Boss, what are you standing here looking at?" Si Yuandong asked.

"What else can you see, of course it's these school girls, don't forget, the boss is a loving man!" Lu Chao said shamelessly.

"Don't talk nonsense, the boss won't do such a superficial thing!" Chen Yuancheng said.

"Yes, the boss won't do this kind of payment. If the boss wants to do it, he will do something with depth. See? What's so good, just ride a horse and gallop, how chic it is! Liu Shangquan said.

"You filthy guys continue to black, hack me to the end, and see if you can make you ** longer?" Han Xiaohei scolded.

"A few of us are enough, but Si Yuandong, alas! The fat man's unspeakable secret, he still don't say it, otherwise he will be sad again. Liu Shangquan said.

"What do you mean? Say I'm small? Is my small? Twelve centimeters, it's not too small, right?! Si Yuandong said angrily.

"Shhhh Be quiet, if the girls hear it, you won't want to find a girlfriend here in the past four years! Chen Yuancheng reminded.

"Yes, my sixteen centimeters, I am not as confident as you." Lu Chao said.

"I ...... Boss, see it, they're bullying me again. Boss, will you help me beat them? If you don't fight, I'll fight myself! Si Yuandong said, and immediately assumed Bruce Lee's classic pose.

"! Is this the fat version of Bruce Lee? Boss, let's run for our lives! ”

"Ahh Don't run, there's a kind of don't run! Si Yuandong shouted and chased after him.

But it's a plump fat man, covered in fat, where to chase a few lean guys.

"Alas! It's only twelve, do you want to help Si Yuandong? and Lu Chao, who is only sixteen, if I were replaced, I would not be confident. Fortunately, I have more than twenty, so-so. Han Xiaohei snuffed out the cigarette butt and was about to walk in, when he saw the principal Yang Dasheng's special car slowly coming.

However, the black car did not drive directly into the campus, but stopped at the school gate.

Moreover, it was not the principal Yang Dasheng who came down first, but Yang Wentian!

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