Chapter 26: Mobile Pharmacies
On the back of the pharmacist, Dong Chi Li felt very comfortable, he was dressed in a white robe, and he was not afraid that Dong Chi Li would dirty him with blood stains all over his body.
There is still a bit of a loss of medical ethics.
Dong Chi Li said secretly in his heart, looked up, but found that He Yaoshi's ears were a little red, could it be because he was carrying a little beauty on his back, and his heart was rippling?
Dong Chi Li couldn't help but chuckle.
"Laughing at what?" He said lightly, "You flew too fast to catch up with you, I didn't expect you to almost die." ”
However, the voice behind her was too soft, and Dong Chi Li's mental state was not very good, so she didn't hear it clearly, she was puzzled: "What?" ”
"Nothing." He Yaoshi shook his head, suddenly took out a free hand, lifted a small pill from his side, and handed it to Dong Chi Li, "Eat this Baicao Injury Pill." ”
"Oh."
Dong Chi Li's head poked over He Yakushi's shoulder, and inadvertently pasted the side face of He Yakushi, as if something was blooming on Dong Chi Li's chest, and she also felt like she had drunk red wine, and her face was warmly heated.
Sneaking a glance at He Yaoshi, he also felt that his face was even redder than just now, and his body carrying Dong Chi Li seemed to be stiff a lot.
Dong Chi Li raised his eyebrows, hurriedly opened his mouth, and took the pill in his mouth, which inevitably touched the fingertips of the pharmacist, and the pharmacist instantly retracted his hand as if he had been electrocuted.
Dong Chi Li swallowed the Baicao Injury Pill, and instantly felt that his body was a lot more comfortable, and his strength returned to his body.
She pursed her lips with a grin, and suddenly leaned into the pharmacist's ear and whispered, "Hey, is the stinky boy just in love?" How old are you? ”
"Ahem."
He Yao Shi coughed violently, he shook Dong Chi Li, and carried her more steadily, and then forced his composure and said, "You are a fifteen-year-old girl, are you embarrassed to ask me this?" ”
"How old!"
"Twenty-three."
"Old man."
“……”
Dongchi Li looked at He Yaoshi proudly, now she can indeed be called an old man with Yaoshi, but the twenty-three-year-old He Yaoshi is still a stinky boy for her mental age!
Dong Chi Li had never been in love in her previous life, because she was too strong and no man could attract her. So she's all about having crazy fun, either traveling the world or stealing the world. She dares to be so arrogant now, all because she has watched too many gossip and bloody love dramas, and she speaks like an actor!
"By the way, why are you here?"
He pharmacist said lightly: "Pick some herbs for alchemy." ”
"Oh." Dong Chi Li nodded, "It's good that you came here, otherwise I might have been planted in this jungle, and I wouldn't even want to go out." ”
"Where's your white hoof?"
"Resting in the soul beast space, if it weren't for it, we wouldn't have had a chance to meet." Dong Chi Li sighed, unable to complain about what happened these days, "However, how do you know that I have a white hoof of the burial tiger?" ”
"Listen to the people of the East Side."
"Oh." Dong Chi Li nodded again.
The two sides were silent for a long time, only the rustle of stepping on the grass with the medicine man, and the atmosphere was as weird as it was. And once you don't speak, people's attention tends to be put in some strange places.
Like what......
Dong Chi Li felt that his ass was being dragged by the pharmacist, and he was ashamed!
Although the breasts are not fully developed, there is still a slight bulge, so leaning on the back of the pharmacist, ashamed!
I don't know if he thinks the same way?
Dong Chi Li, who has never been in love, has a face like a burning cloud, and suddenly wants to die.
"Hey, what's your name? It's not quite right to always call you and the pharmacist. Dong Chi Li hurriedly found a topic to break the mysterious silent atmosphere, and also to avoid being so embarrassed.
He Yaoshi smiled slightly, and said softly: "He Shitang." ”
"What? Holly's sugar? Dong Chi Li's eyes widened and he choked with a smile, "How can a big man call this kind of name, He's candy, haha, it sounds delicious." ”
"Where do you think of it?" He Yaoshi raised his eyebrows, "You and mine, the surname of the surname, the hall of the medicine hall." ”
"Washitang? I'll go. ”
Dong Chi Li felt that the name of the pharmacist was even more interesting, she couldn't help but stretch out her hands, pinched Heshitang's ears, and said with a smile, "In the past, there was a Chinese medicine store downstairs in my house called Heshitang, you are a pill pharmacist, also known as Heshitang, it's a mobile pharmacy." ”
"What are you talking about? Why can't I understand? He stopped with the pharmacist, and had to suspect that this girl really had some problems with her head, and it seemed that she had felt this way before.
"Nothing." Dong Chi Li smiled and said, "But ah, I decided that I will call you a mobile pharmacy in the future." ”
"Whatever you want, just a name."
He and the medicine man walked again, and he felt that he couldn't talk much to someone who had some unclear mind, or he would become as weird as she was.
"Heshitang, He's Sugar, haha, otherwise, it's not bad to call you Sugar Candy."
"Actually, I think it's not bad to write from your surname, and hehe, hehe."
"Mobile pharmacy! Where the hell are you going to take me? ”
However, the next way, Heshi Tang didn't pay much attention to Dong Chi Li, leaving Dong Chi Li alone on the back of Heshi Tang.
In order to avoid that feeling of shyness, Dong Chi Li constantly diverted his attention, and even waved his hands and shouted all the way "Drive, drive, drive!" The deeds have been made.
"I see you're almost recovered, you should be able to come down and walk on your own?" He Yaoshi stopped, then let go of his hands, and Dong Chi Li immediately fell to the ground.
"Ouch Nima, it hurts!"
I don't know why, even if he was seriously injured in the battle, Dong Chi Li didn't feel pain, but He Shitang let go of this fall, which immediately made Dong Chi Li hurt to the bones.
Dong Chi Li touched his ass and screamed "ouch, ouch", and simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up.
He Shitang glanced at Dong Chi Li and said expressionlessly, "Do you know that there is a hole in your ass?" ”
“……”
Dong Chi Li was startled, his clothes were so tattered, there might really be holes! She hurriedly covered her ass and jumped up from the ground, but she didn't find any holes when she touched left and right, and when she looked up, she saw the corners of He's lips slightly hooked, and she knew that she had been fooled!
Dong Chi Li was so angry that he jumped like thunder: "You hooligan, you look so cold, I didn't expect to be so nasty!" Everyone has a hole in their buttocks, don't you shit! ”
"Ahem!"
He Shitang looked at Dong Chi Li in horror and said in surprise, "That's ...... So...... How do you say terrible words? ”
Dong Chi Li raised his head and said unconvinced: "Why can't you say it, it's terrible?" You're so hypocritical! Isn't it human nature to! People have three urgencies, and is the greatest! ”
He Shitang waved his hand, as if he didn't want to argue with Dong Chi Li anymore: "Look at your lively appearance, go by yourself." ”
As he spoke, Heshitang had already taken the lead.
Dong Chi Li was suddenly puzzled, is this world so difficult to talk about such a thing as poop? Thinking like this, Dong Chi Li suddenly remembered something that scared her.
"Ouch,, I don't think I pooped since I became a martial artist! Oh my god, I've been constipated for so long? Is my little tummy okay? ”
Dong Chi Li lowered his head and touched his belly, flattened ......
A familiar memory emerged, and Dong Chi Li knew that the martial artists of this world did not need poop! The filth of the body will be turned into gas and discharged from the body in the process of cultivation, and it will be clean and pollution-free!
Dong Chi Li's brain hole opened up: No wonder this world discriminates against ordinary people so much, is it because ordinary people have to build a lot of thatched toilets to pollute the air, and after solving the poop, they have to wipe their butts with their hands!