Chapter 1 The Young Physiognomy Teacher
Thinking of the young beauty who was lying on the bed and had almost been slaughtered by himself, Lin Bai felt a burst of heartbreak.
After spending so much energy, it was easy to wait for the opportunity to show the woman's full body, but when he was about to carry a gun into battle, the old immortal master who was far away in Maoshan called him, saying that he would go back to see him after the separation of heaven and man.
Heaven and man are separated, Lin Bai really doesn't believe it, as the saying goes, 'the scourge lasts a thousand years', even if it is not the turn of this old thing, it is not the turn of this old thing. But no matter what, my skills were taught by that old thing, and it wasn't a problem if I didn't go back.
Hurriedly bought a train ticket to Maoshan to catch up, fortunately it is not the busy season of the Spring Festival, so there are still more vacancies on this train from Jianghai to Maoshan. But Lin Bai didn't stop until he shuttled through three carriages and stopped beside a girl dressed innocently.
Of course, the focus of the stop is not on innocence, but on the exposure of the murder weapon that the girl's innocent dress still can't hide, and the murder weapon is really not the slightest bit exposed.
"Beauty, may I sit here?" Lin Bai asked softly. As he spoke, he flicked the long hair on his forehead. Lin Bai is still relatively confident in his appearance, his hair is black and soft, covering half of his eyes, although he can't be said to be handsome, but he is definitely more than beautiful, in fashionable words, he should belong to the category of beautiful men.
"This beauty, I see that you have a mole between your eyebrows, and there is a faint gloomy color on your forehead, is there anything bothering, why don't you talk to my brother, maybe brother I can help you a little."
Without waiting for the girl to answer Lin Bai's words, a fat man with a fat brain and a fat stomach suddenly appeared from the side of the aisle, and after squatting on the seat, he looked at the girl opposite with a sincere face.
Looks?! The corners of Lin Bai's mouth turned up slightly, he dared to show people his face in front of the disciples of the Maoshan Tianxiang Sect, but he wanted to see how much skill this fat man had?!
"Show me a look?" The girl stretched out her finger and looked at the fat man opposite with a smile.
Between the gestures, the chest is white and tender and rises slightly. The fat man swallowed silently.
Looking at the hue that flashed in the fat man's eyes, Lin Bai shook his head slightly, and coaxed the little girl, this is what he started doing when he was in the third grade of primary school, and this fat man's hand is really far worse than himself.
"It's just because of the anger of the heavens, it's hard to leave the saddle day and night. The master and servant are tired of being busy, and they are even more snowy and hugging the blue pass. After the fat man squinted his eyes and carefully scanned the girl's cheeks, he stretched out his hand and counted a few times, and said with a smile: "Judging from the girl's face, you are going to go far away, and the road ahead is dangerous, if you don't have the help of nobles along the way, I'm afraid this trip will not be so easy!" ”
Hearing the fat man's words, Lin Bai pursed his lips, and sure enough, this is a cheat. What is going far, his mother's train is now in Jianghai City, and the next stop is to Qingmen City, thousands of miles away, even if this girl gets off at Qingmen City, it can be regarded as a long trip. As for the nobleman, the bullshit nobleman, I'm afraid it's the fat man himself who Baba sent to the door.
"That's okay." The girl nodded, lowered her head and continued to play with the phone in her hand.
The fat man saw that the girl didn't want to talk to him, frowned, and was about to attack from the side, so he turned his head to look at Lin Bai in front of him and asked, "Do you want this little brother to take a look?" ”
"Don't look, my master said that the people who can see my fate in this world have not yet been born." Lin Bai shook his head. Lin Bai really didn't lie when he said this, his master, Li Tianyuan, the current sect leader of the Tianxiang Sect, did say such things when he saw Lin Bai for the first time.
When the fat man heard Lin Bai's words, he rolled his eyes and said, "Young man, your tone is so big, and you are not afraid of flashing your tongue in the wind." You are a hard-working worker, running here today to beg for a living, and tomorrow going over there to beg for a living. Tired all day long like a dog moving bricks on the construction site, take a Phelps special copycat machine on QQ and other goddesses to tell you hehe's life-breaking, and dare to say that no one can see it, Lao Tzu will tell you today. ”
The fat man said as he glanced at the girl in the seat with his eyes, not to mention it, his half-thick-mouthed and half-Internet slang really succeeded in making the girl's eyes move from the phone, but instead of staring at him, he stared at Lin Bai on the side, and there was a bit of sympathy in his eyes.
"I said, this uncle, did your mother lose people and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?" Lin Bai looked at the fat man opposite expressionlessly.
When the fat man heard this, he was furious and scolded: "Uncle Cao, a forced migrant worker who moves bricks, still dares to talk to me like this!" ”
"What happened to the migrant workers who moved bricks, if it weren't for them, would you have a fucking place to live? Count up to three generations, which family in China is not a mud leg, if there is no such forced goods as your uncle, there will be your forced grandson? As soon as Lin Bai heard this, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the fat man opposite, who was scolded, and he knew that he was emotional and reasonable, which can be called a classic of national scolding.
Now is the off-season for passenger transportation, and most of the people who take the train are migrant workers who go out to beg for a living, Lin Bai's voice is relatively high, and the whole carriage hears the movement here. After hearing Lin Bai's words, many migrant worker brothers applauded, and even a few came over with the two pots on the table to drink three cups with Lin Bai.
The fat man saw that the atmosphere in the carriage was not smelly, and hurriedly defended: "Didn't I just show you a photo, do you need such a big reaction?" ”
"Looks? Dare to show me the kung fu of saving you three-legged cat? Do you deserve it too? Lin Bai sneered: "I want to use my appearance to pick up girls, and I don't want to think about how deep my Taoism is." Lao Tzu followed the master of the Tianxiang faction Li Tianyuan at the age of three to learn art, at the age of six, he relied on this kung fu to take away the first kiss of the little girl in the kindergarten, and at the age of thirteen, he followed the master to Zhonghai to see the old men, and at the age of seventeen, he broke into the world alone, and mixed so many places, or the first time his mother heard that someone gave me a look at the little white dragon Lin Bai in the waves? ”
"Little White Dragon in the Waves?" The fat man's face was pale, his forehead was full of beads of sweat, and he stared at Lin Bai in front of him with wide eyes, with an incredible expression.
How much blood mold did he pour before he met Lin Bai, who boasted of being a little white dragon in the waves on the road, but everyone called the demon dragon of the mixed world. It is said that there are already two hundred and ninety-nine charlatans who have been involved in his hands over the years, could it be that he is going to become the third hundredth today?!
"You want to show you the face, Cheng, the man will show you the face today!" Lin Bai shouted, the sneer that bloomed at the corner of his mouth made the fat man in front of him twitch for a while.
"Thou hast spread thy brows too apart, and thy brothers are not at odds; The nostrils are thick and facing the sky, and the family is not very harmonious, to be precise, it should be that there should be a fierce wife in the family; There is a black mole on the upper right corner of the mouth, the Lord you have been greedy in your life, but unfortunately your face was scratched with your nails, and it is estimated that you have been beaten a lot in your life in order to eat. ”
"To put it bluntly, when you were three years old, you poured things from home and sold them, and before you were six years old, you started to climb over the wall and peek at the widow next door taking a bath......"
"At the age of seventeen, I had a girlfriend so easily, and you poured her into the firmament. Fly. Shui found a hotel mi, raped her, and found a daughter-in-law after five years of re-education through labor, but that girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and many of the injuries on your body should have been injured by her. I see you're not out for business, but for refuge, right?! Lin Bai sneered.
"You, what are you kidding, these things are all made up by you, feudal superstition, who believes it." The fat man stared at Lin Bai with an incredulous expression, and said in a trembling voice. Although it is said on the road that the little white dragon in the waves is very godly, but they only met in the car, how could this kid know so many things about himself.
"Jokes?" Lin Bai sneered at the corner of his mouth, looked down at the time on his watch, and chuckled: "Thirty seconds, thirty seconds later, you will have a bloody disaster." ”
"You, ......" The fat man stretched out his hand and pointed at Lin Bai, trembling all over, but his eyes were full of timidity, and he unconsciously began to look around.
For a moment, the air was extremely quiet, and even the ticking sound of the second hand of the watch on Lin Bai's wrist could almost be heard.
"Wang Qinshou, you bastard, where are you hiding, you dare to run away from home with your mother behind your back, wait for me to catch you and see if I don't break your legs!" The door of the carriage was abruptly pushed open, and a gust of cold wind swept through the entire carriage, and the temperature seemed to be a little colder in an instant.
Everyone turned their heads and saw a woman rushing to the door of the carriage, her blood basin was wide open, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth; The nose was covered with dry skin, and a few handfuls of black hair were exposed in the nostrils; The eyebrows stood stunned, like a butcher in a villain book; The face is painted snow-white, but unfortunately the bottom plate is too poor, and it looks like an old pig's liver with frost.
As soon as he saw this woman, the fat man immediately withered, and when he found a corner, he had to hide inside.
Although the woman's eyes are small, but her gaze is extremely sharp, she saw the fat man on one side of her head, rushed over in two steps, slapped it, and the fat man fell to the ground in response, and before everyone could react, the woman's feet stepped on the fat man's face, and the pig-like howl resounded in the carriage, and it could not be calmed down for a long time.
At this time, the fat man lying on the ground, how could he still have half the spirit when he was about to pick up a girl just now, his clothes had been torn apart when he was struggling just now, the folds of flesh on the belly of the beer were rolling, and the snot, tears and blood were smeared on his face, looking so pitiful and pitiful.
Looking at the appearance of the fat man on the ground, Lin Bai sneered twice, and then shifted his gaze from the two people who were scuffling on the ground. This kind of goods, he really hasn't seen it in his eyes, if he didn't want to humiliate him, he wouldn't show this grandson a hexagram for no reason, you must know that the price of the little white dragon in the waves has already reached six figures.
Everyone's eyes in the carriage were almost entirely focused on Lin Bai's body. Someone deliberately stuck the watch just now, and from the time his voice fell to the fat woman rushing in and fighting with the fat man, no more, no less, just thirty seconds. Hexagram counts this, this young man is a true god.
Ignoring the eyes of the people around him who looked up to him as if they were looking up to a god, Lin Bai looked at the murder weapon in front of him and said softly: "Beauty, do you want to look at your face?" Not only do I know how to read face and palmistry, but I also have a lot of research on how to determine the fortune of life by observing special parts of the human body, would you like to try it? ”