Soak a fart!

The bathroom and the bathroom are connected, and there is a printed glass door between them, and the inside of the bathroom can see the outside scene, but the outside can't see the inside, and because of this, Ming Ge didn't notice that Wei Lan was in the bathroom.

Thinking that her ugly appearance in the toilet was watched by people all the time, Mingge, who was drowsy, woke up in an instant, and she couldn't care about men and women at the moment when she was angry, so she directly pushed open the glass door of the bathroom and shouted at the fish inside, "Three watches in the middle of the night, what kind of water are you soaking in the bathroom?" ”

The man in the bathroom, no, at this moment, Tail Blue is dragging a big blue tail, the bath can't accommodate him at all, his big tail is crowded throughout the bathroom, only the upper body is in the bath, seeing Ming Ge, his tail shook and said hello to Ming Ge, blinking his eyes and saying, "I'm a fish, it's normal to soak in water." ”

Under the light of the warm lamp, the big blue-blue tail and the blue shiny scales were really dazzling, and Mingge's eyes were almost blind.

Wei Lan said it so naturally, but the song felt that it was not normal, she stared at the big fishtail in front of her, and finally knew why it was abnormal.

The prince was not so pretentious.

The prince is no different from a normal person, drink when he should drink, eat when he should eat, and wear when he should wear, and if it weren't for the prince's confession, Ai Xiaomei wouldn't know that the prince was a fish, which shows that the prince doesn't have the habit of exposing his big tail to soak in water from time to time.

Compared with the prince, Wei Lan's condition is really abnormal, and Ming Geyan asked him with a stern face, "The prince is a fish like you, why don't I think he has these habits like you?" ”

"How can he compare to me!" Tail Blue flicked his tail and said arrogantly, "I live tens of thousands of years longer than him, if you humans are counted, he still has to call me grandfather!" ”

Ming Ge took a step back, lest this guy's fish tail not grow and his eyes would be thrown on him, "Then you should be able to survive in the human race more easily than him, after all, he is not as good as you!" ”

"Who said that!" Wei Lan shook his head leisurely, "For example, the higher our mermaid cultivation, the more inseparable we are from the sea, just like I sacrificed my long hair this time in order to transform into a human being." ”

When he said this, he looked at Ming Ge flatteringly with a look of begging for praise and caresses, "Mingge, I entered human time for you, you can't lose me in the future, I will be sad, you are the goddess of the ocean, you have the responsibility to care for me and love me." ”

Ming Ge ......

She felt as if she had been kidnapped by morality.

"I'm going back to China tomorrow!"

"I'm going to go with you."

"You don't have a passport!"

"What is a passport?"

"You can only book a ticket with your passport and take a plane back to China, otherwise you can only swim back by water."

"I'm so tired from swimming, I want to fly with you."

"You don't have a passport!"

"You get me one,"

Ming Ge ......

Is it so easy to get a passport in a foreign country? How can this fish say so right?

"I can't get this thing." Ming Ge thought for a moment, "Does your cultivation have a skill that can conjure up exactly the same thing?" ”

"You're talking about Sun Wukong's spell similar to the seventy-two transformations?"

Ming Ge was stunned instantly, isn't Sun Wukong a character in a novel, is it possible that it is still real? "Hey, do you still know Sun Wukong? You shouldn't be a character from the same period as Sun Wukong, right? ”

"I've seen it online!" Wei Lan rolled her eyes, her expression was really arrogant to the extreme, "Monkey King is a character in a TV series, do you think the kind of skills played in the TV series can really be in reality?" ”

With a look at Mingge like a low-energy child, he let out a long sigh, and looked at the roof of the house with sadness at forty-five degrees, "Coming to the human world, for my Lord Weilan, it's a shame, a shame!" ”

"Then you can swim back!" Ming Ge threw the door directly.

"Hey, Mingge, you can't abandon me, although I don't have a passport, I can climb on the plane and go back with you!"

When I return home, it is estimated that this mermaid will turn into an ice fish!

Although I am really annoyed by the sight of this fish, after all, this is a cultural relic of my own country, and I have to bring it back no matter what.

Ming Ge simply called Ji's father, this phone call was made, and the matter was done the next afternoon, Wei Lan took his passport and studied all kinds of things, "I didn't take a good picture of the essence of my hair, and my eyes, the photo was too dull, my nose was originally quite straight, how do I feel that I have become a collapsed nose like you in the passport......"

After getting along with this guy for two days, knowing that this person's narcissism had become a form of disease, Ming Ge decisively reached out and took his passport, "It's not good to dislike it, you get one yourself, or you can swim back to China by yourself." ”

"Mingge, why do you always threaten me with words like You returning to China." Wei Lan followed Ming Ge's footsteps aggrievedly, "You will hurt my soul a second time like this, and it is also a shame for me." ”

"It's not a shame, it's an insult!"

"Anyway, it's almost the same, Mingge, if you hurt me like this twice, my heart will have intermittent pain and will be sad."

"That's it!" While talking to this guy, Ming Ge pressed the elevator, "It's good if you're sad, my goal has been achieved." ”

The elevator opened at this time, and the person inside was the prince.

Seeing the prince, Ming Ge was slightly stunned, the elevator was about to close after a pause, the prince reached out and pressed the open indicator key, and looked at Ming Ge and Wei Lan suspiciously.

Ming Ge raised his legs and entered the elevator, and the tail blue beside him followed suit.

However, after entering the elevator, Wei Lan squeezed into the middle of Ming Ge and the prince, and after standing up, he coughed lightly, and Wei Lan said to the prince, "Lord Prince, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

The prince glanced at the clothes on Tail Blue's body, "What are you doing in the human world?" ”

"Let's see what's going on." Wei Lan thought about it, and glanced at Ming Ge seriously, and then said to the prince with a smile, "Of course, I still want to find my other half in the human world like the prince." ”

"You're not like me!" The prince's eyes narrowed slightly, "You should know very well what will happen if you stay in the human world for a long time. ”

"Thank you for reminding the prince, but for this kind of thing, I don't need the prince to be cāo for me, after all, I have been expelled from the ocean world, and if I don't come to the human world, will I have to nest in the black pool for the rest of my life!"

~~~ This fourth is the 50 plus more on today's monthly pass, Mo Mo Da everyone, I hope to continue to add more to you tomorrow over 50, fat has been lying down......