"Damn old monster, I don't know when I'll be able to come back. Before leaving, I didn't say to see you off, I just cared about your little melon woman, and drew a circle to curse you! ”

By the end of August, the sun was setting like blood. The hot summer days are quietly gone, and the cool autumn breeze blows.

At a bus stop sign in Yun County, a teenager about ten years old muttered a few words, carried a simple bag, and jumped on the bus.

The young man's name is Han Xiaohei, he is eighteen years old, and he is wearing a set of green military uniforms from the seventies and eighties. In this materialistic era, it is really an unusually eye-catching landscape.

A short hair with shredded hair and a bad smile. Under the two thick eyebrows, there is a pair of slender peach blossom eyes. is full of affection, and from time to time reveals a little essence, but people dare not underestimate it.

He has sunshine that suits his age, and with a ruffian and uninhibited, invisible, but there is a compelling grandeur. This teenager is unusual!

He was on a trip to Jeju City, thousands of miles away...... Study?

To be precise, it's going to pick up girls!

He was an orphan who was raised by an old monster when he was a child. When he was six years old, the old monster casually threw him a peerless martial art book called 'Flower Hand', and let him go.

I don't want to be practiced by him because of his young age. When the old monster notices it, it is already a boat and cannot be changed. It's self-defeating, but it's also a small success. It's just that his yin and yang are out of balance, and in desperation, he must do his best to collect yin and make up for yang, otherwise it will be difficult to predict the future.

He can not be picky about anything else. But when choosing a woman, he is still more deliberate.

coincided with his graduation from high school, and the old monster said that Jeju City produced beautiful women, and Jeju University was even more beautiful. If there really is a beautiful woman, he will naturally go happily.

It's just that he didn't take the college entrance examination, so how could Jeju University, which ranks among the top five in the country, accept him?

However, the old monster has a way. A few days later, I helped him get an admission letter from Jeju University.

Seeing that the start of school was imminent, Han Xiaohei also embarked on a trip to Jeju City.

Sitting on the bus, I looked back at the sparsely populated streets, but I didn't see the shadow of the old monster. Han Xiaohei's nose is inevitably a little sour.

From childhood to adulthood, Han Xiaohei only had one relative, the old monster. Although on weekdays, the old monster treats him as a slave, but after so many years, he has developed a deep affection.

The old monster didn't come to see him off, and Han Xiaohei didn't complain. He only hopes that without him, the old youkai can take care of himself.

Drink less, smoke less, watch fewer movies, and go less to roll the sheets on the bed of Liu's little daughter-in-law who died next door......

To be honest, in addition to being reluctant to give up the old monster, Han Xiaohei really misses Liu's daughter-in-law a little.

Liu's daughter-in-law is only twenty-six years old this year, she looks very smart, and her figure is also first-class, especially the pair of 36F, which is ...... Han Xiaohei's heart fluttered and read the peerless breasts of Liu's daughter-in-law, and almost sat down.

It's 7:15 p.m., and the train to Jeju City is still about 10 minutes away.

Han Xiaohei, who squeezed off the bus, cleaned up a lot of moods. Arrows are shuttling through the bustling flow of people, and in a few blinks, people have already entered the Yunxian Railway Station in a hurry.

After passing the security check and checking the train ticket, Han Xiaohei squeezed into front of the train and shouted excitedly: "Jeju University, I'm here!" The beauties of Jeju University, I'm coming! ”

Immediately, there were disdainful glances all around.

This kid...... Was it an escape from a mental hospital?

Also Jeju University?

Just like him, can he go to the top five key universities in China?

What an international joke!

At this time, Han Xiaohei proudly showed the admission letter of Jeju City University. If you don't pretend to be at this time, when will you wait?

See it, see it, what is it? Blind your dog's eyes!

Lao Tzu didn't take the college entrance examination, but Lao Tzu was admitted to the so-called top five key universities in China, what can you do? You have the ability to bite me!

Also, you are the ones who escaped from the mental hospital, and your whole family escaped from the mental hospital!

I'm too lazy to pay attention to you.

Reward the guys who look down on people with dogs, after a loud slap in the face. Han Xiaohei put away the admission notice, put the army green backpack on his right shoulder, and squeezed into the No. 10 hard-seat carriage with all his strength.

If you don't use your strength to eat, there are many people in the carriage, and the middle aisle is full of people.

After Han Xiaohei finally squeezed into the seat, he felt that he was about to turn into a shadow puppet.

Old monster, you are inhuman!

You have tens of thousands of yuan for a pound of tea, but you only threw a few hundred yuan of living expenses to Lao Tzu, and let Lao Tzu squeeze the hard seat carriage, Lao Tzu cursed you for three years!

After scolding the old monster in his heart, Han Xiaohei's thief eyes looked around.

Exercise!

There wasn't a single beautiful woman around, wouldn't the next ten hours be too fucking boring?

Practice!

Under the eyes of the people around him looking at monsters, Han Xiaohei's eyes were closed, his legs were crossed, he spit and inhaled, first to calm down and recuperate, and then to connect with the maid ** that the old monster taught him.

Men and women are together, and heaven and earth are born together, and heaven and earth have to meet......

Two hours later, Han Xiaohei, who was meditating and practicing, suddenly tightened his muscles.

Urgency to urinate.

Looking at the overcrowded carriage and going to the toilet, it seems to be more difficult than the Red Army's 25,000-mile Long March.

But the urine is thick, I really can't bear it, if the little guy is suffocated, how can I use it to conquer thousands of girls in the future?

Han Xiaohei gritted his teeth, put on the army green backpack on his back, and squeezed!

Ah!

Girl, don't stand in my way with your ass.

Sister, where did you put your hand? Can you touch this hard thing casually?

it! Big brother, don't join in the fun, take away your stinky hands, Lao Tzu doesn't do it.

Han Xiaohei squeezed through the crowd of firewood and finally squeezed into the toilet.

It's not easy, it's not easy.

After Han Xiaohei finished putting the water comfortably, he was full of excitement, and the crispy and numb feeling was from head to toe, cool, so cool!

Out of the bathroom, Han Xiaohei was about to squeeze into the crowd and squeeze back to his seat, but there was a shameless laugh in his ears.

"Tut-tut! This little girl looks so smart, I can't help it, brothers, rip off her clothes, I'm going to her! ”

"Big brother, the brothers are also panicking, you're done, can the brothers take turns to play?"

"Then it goes without saying, share the blessings and share the difficulties, Lao Tzu is finished, you come one by one!"

The voice came from the sleeper compartment next door, and Han Xiaohei, who was born with a very beneficial hearing, determined at the first time that the group of guys was in one of the two rooms of No. 10 and No. 8.

If Lao Tzu saved that little girl, would this be considered a bloody hero to save beauty?

I just don't know if the little girl who was bullied by those bastards is beautiful enough