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The sound just now really scared the curtain to the surface, and even turned green.

He is the dean of education at the school, and he also holds a half-time position. If someone finds out that he is cheating here, and then it is spread out, he will definitely be severely punished.

When he rushed over, he was relieved to find that there was no one behind the flowers.

Damn it!

My clothes are about to be soaked with cold sweat!

Mu Piyan scolded and chirped twice, returned to the position just now, and was sweet and tired of the woman for a while, and then left one after another.

At this time, Han Xiaohei had already left the garden and walked on the way to the auditorium.

"Sister! Looks fat, and you still want to catch Lao Tzu? Dream on! Han Xiaohei patted the left trouser pocket, which was bulging, and there was a mobile phone.

Immediately after, Han Xiaohei laughed inexplicably. Then, whistling, he walked towards the auditorium not far away.

The huge auditorium is not as splendid as the Vienna Musikverein, but it is also wooden. At a glance, there were at least 10,000 students sitting on the audience.

The party had already begun, but the show had not yet begun, and there was an old man in his fifties standing on the stage, reading the manuscript in his hand with a stern face.

After Han Xiaohei walked in, he looked at the countless back of his head, and it was really troublesome to find the area where the class was located. So, I casually found a vacant seat and sat down.

As soon as he sat down, Han Xiaohei learned from a few whispering classmates around him that the person standing on the stage to speak at this time turned out to be the principal Yang Dasheng!

is worthy of being the principal, the whole person is round and round, and he has a rich face. From a distance, it looks like a Maitreya Buddha who has not yet been blessed.

looks like a nouveau riche, but there is an elegant temperament on his body. There is always a smile on his face, but there is a kind of momentum that is not angry but powerful.

When he spoke, he was slow and logical, but sonorous and powerful.

For some reason, Yang Dasheng's appearance always made Han Xiaohei feel that there seemed to be someone who looked a little like him.

Yes, it's him!

Yang Wentian, the weirdo in 402!

Nima!

Yang Dasheng's surname is Yang, and Yang Wentian is also surnamed Yang. In the restaurant before, when the curtain was protecting the calves, Yang Wentian said Yang Dasheng again, the two of them can't really have anything to do with each other, right?

Just as Han Xiaohei guessed, Yang Dasheng on the stage had already finished his gushing speech. He put down the manuscript and swept his kind gaze from the audience. Then, he said, "At the last time, I will ask you a few questions. If any of your classmates know, don't shout, be disciplined, and raise your hand to answer! ”

Principal, what is this purpose?

Regardless of the principal's intentions, as long as he can answer the questions correctly, this is undoubtedly a good opportunity to show himself in front of the principal. Of course, this is still a good opportunity to show your face to the whole school.

Therefore, the students in the audience are all eager to try. And the auditorium, which was still a little noisy, was completely quiet at this moment.

All the students were listening carefully with their ears pricked up, for fear that if they heard a word wrong, such a good opportunity would be snatched away by others.

Yang Dasheng paused, and then asked, "May I ask everyone, what is one plus one?" ”

What is one plus one?

One plus one equals two, how many more!

The headmaster's brain isn't broken, is there such a simple problem?

Wait!

Don't rush to answer yet, if there is a problem, there must be a problem here.

The principal's academic five cars, his question, will never be as simple as it seems.

Yes, that's definitely a question within a question. The headmaster is using this question to imply a more esoteric question!

It seems that all the teachers and students in the audience have thought of a piece. Everyone's brain began to spin rapidly, and they were full of energy to think about the answer to this question.

As a result, the audience was silent, and after a long time, no one raised their hand to answer.

At this time, in the direction of the door, a person said faintly: "Of course it's two!" ”

That's right, the auditorium is big and there are a lot of people. But because they were all struggling to think about the questions asked by the principal, the scene was surprisingly quiet. Even if an embroidery needle falls on the ground, you can hear the sound, let alone someone talking.

Immediately, tens of thousands of teachers and students in the school looked for their voices. Until everyone's eyes fell on the person who had just spoken.

Funnily enough, the lanterns hanging on the roof also followed.

Now, the person who spoke just now has completely become the focus of the audience.

And the person who spoke was none other than Han Xiaohei! Suddenly, Han Xiaohei was speechless. How much is one plus one, three-year-old children know the answer, you don't know? Do you know that Lao Tzu feels very ashamed to answer this question.

Han Xiaohei, who turned a frog into a prince, is a beautiful boy.

When some girls saw such a beautiful boy, they immediately suppressed their feelings and screamed in a low voice.

The other classmates who were not handsome for Han Xiaohei showed mockery.

Exercise!

Who doesn't know that one plus one equals two, but now this question was asked by the principal, can it still be two?

Wrong, you kid is wrong!

When everyone decided that Han Xiaohei was wrong, the principal on the stage applauded and said with a smile: "This classmate, you answered correctly!" ”

Did the kid get it right?

When all the teachers and students in the audience heard the principal's affirmative answer, they suddenly felt as if they had been struck by lightning.

Nima!

Headmaster, don't you want to be funny like this!

Regardless of whether the principal is funny or not, we didn't get it right anyway.

Exercise!

Such an opportunity to show his face was snatched away by that handsome scumbag kid, which is really unconvinced.

Immediately, Han Xiaohei only felt that there were some eyes like sharp arrows around him.

Grandma's! You guys are stupid, can you blame Lao Tzu!

At this time, Yang Dasheng on the stage spoke again: "There are some things, let's not think too complicated. It's like a difficulty, a great difficulty, we can treat it with relief, maybe we can think of a way, and we can solve it. Therefore, I hope that every new student will keep a simple heart in the future. And the student just now did a good job, and I hope you can learn more from him. Next, I would like to ask a second question. ”

The principal is going to ask again!

This time, such a good opportunity cannot be snatched away by others.

When the teachers and students in the audience pricked up their ears to listen again, Yang Dasheng's second question almost made the teachers and students in the audience vomit blood.

"One plus one, what is it?" Yang Dasheng said with a smile.

(Looking at the comments of book friends, I am very relieved and grateful.) I really want to explode a dozen more, but my health is not good (which is why I chose this profession) So, four more is the limit, forgive me! Updated: 10 a.m., 2 p.m., 7 p.m. and 9 p.m.! ）