Chapter 889: I'm a Grass
Ming Ge looked at the high priest and helped him popularize science with a serious face, "Only the saying of whether it is a close relative, male and female is really not that important to us, in fact, even if there is no object, for us plants, we can live alone, after all, there are so many honey butterflies." ”
High Priest ......
He was speechless for a while before asking, "The honey butterfly and you should be considered a different species, right?" ”
Ming Ge rolled his eyes, "Butterfly Honey is our good friend, don't think so dirty!" ”
Is this a? The high priest felt that his true thoughts were pure.
Under Ming Ge's calm gaze, the high priest who opened his mouth stroked his thoughts and said slowly, "But now that you have become a human being, you have to abide by the laws of human beings, and that pine tree is still a tree, you as a human can never marry a tree, and you have become a human being, and it is impossible for you to make friends with those flowers and butterflies!" ”
"I can change back!" As if to confirm her own words, Ming Ge turned into a small grass with only two leaves in the next moment, jumped on the back of the high priest's hand, shook her two leaves and said, "Song Xiaosong won't become a human, but I can still become a grass!" ”
The high priest was completely speechless.
But the mother-in-law who got it flew away like this, and he was unwilling.
Especially the rival in love is Nima's IQ is no more than three, an ugly tree.
Taking out a small-caliber cup from the dark drawer, the high priest inserted Mingge into it, and the table on the side wall was lowered, he put the cup on the table, stared at the grass in front of him, and said, "Do you want me to water you a little, or dig you some fertilizer?" What fertilizer do you prefer, pig manure, sheep manure, chicken manure? ”
As soon as Ming Ge heard the high priest's serious words, he immediately turned back to his human form and went back to his place and sat down, "I don't need nutrients!" ”
"How could it not be?" The high priest's voice was puzzled, "Don't you say you came out of the cracks in the stone?" Could it be that what you need is guano? What do you need to say, you are a grass, I am a person, you don't have to be shy. ”
Shy fart, Ming Ge really felt that the high priest deliberately said this kind of thing to make fun of her, but the person in front of him was not serious, and he really couldn't see that he was joking, "I really don't need anything, I don't need those things when I cultivate now!" ”
"Oh!" The High Priest replied, "Then what do you need to be aura?" ”‘
Just in case this person said anything more about chicken dung and bird droppings, Ming Ge replied decisively, "Yes! ”
"You said it earlier, I have a lot of aura!"
"Huh?"
The high priest reached out and grabbed her arm in Ming Ge's puzzled gaze, and took the person into his arms, "I lack everything, but the last thing I lack is aura!" ”
Ming Ge sat on his lap, his face facing his, his one hand wrapped around her waist, and the other hand grabbed one of her hands and rubbed it in the palm of his hand, this voice was low and hoarse, obviously not ambiguous, but it gave Ming Ge a sense of temptation/bewilderment!
Subconsciously wanted to shake her head, but the man's face suddenly approached her, his lips stayed at the tip of her nose, and the hot lip sensation wandered on the tip of Mingge's nose, and her face turned red.
"Xiao Ri, I'll give you the aura, okay!"
His voice became even more hoarse, and the hoarse voice was as if it could seduce people's hearts, and he only felt that his blood was stirring in Mingge's ears, and he had the urge to follow his words.
However, what the hell is Xiao Ri?
Mingge's body was fixed by the man and couldn't be avoided, so he simply swished, turned back into the state of a small grass, jumped on the table, and jumped into the cup.
High Priest ......
Hurt the atmosphere at a critical moment!
He stared at the little grass in front of him, and that gaze almost swallowed Ming Ge alive.
Ming Ge, who had escaped a catastrophe, ignored the high priest's affection, and she shook her two leaves and asked the high priest, "What is Xiao Ri?" ”
"Aren't you called Sun Moon Grass?"
So you call her Xiaori? Where does this fallacy come from!
"Do you want to call you grass?" The high priest was taking revenge by deliberately biting down on this cursive character.
If Ming Ge had a face, his face would definitely be dripping blood, "Nonsense, I'm Sun Moon Grass, even if you call me, you should call me Sun Moon Grass." ”
"Three words are not smooth at all, too troublesome, or, call you Ricao?"
Ming Ge was completely furious, she flew to the high priest's nose with a swoop, and slapped the high priest's unmasked face with her two leaves, "Ming Ge, my name is Ming Ge, if you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I will turn you back into a human being." ”
The High Priest sat still, and his focus was not on Mingge's name, but on saying, "Oh, how are you going to turn me into a human being!" ”
Ming Ge gritted his teeth and threatened the High Priest, "Suck you dry like a soul." ”
The high priest laughed, then leaned in the car and said to himself, "It's rare that you thoughtfully make such a big space for me, I want to rest for a while, and the little **** wants to be a silent grass obediently!" ”
Ming Ge was so angry that he almost flapped his wings and pulled a few strokes on the high priest's face, "Ming Ge, my name is Ming Ge!" ”
"Oh, good, good!"
The high priest said that he was sleeping, and he really slept, and he put the big coat on his own body, and he slept in an upright position, which could not be more peaceful.
Ming Ge did not change back into human form, she kept observing the high priest's face.
To be precise, it is the half of the mask on the high priest's face, although the lines on the mask seem to be nothing special, but if you look closely, you can find that these lines are similar to the runes on the high priest's body, not only that, but after staring at this mask for a long time, you will find that those lines seem to come to life, like tiny tadpoles twisting and swimming.
Ming Ge thought she was dazzled, and when she blinked her eyes, she looked at it again, and found that the mask had returned to a static state, but she stared at it for a while, and the textures began to swim again!
Isn't there something special about this side?
This so-called high priest seems to be very easy to get along with, but he is full of mysteries, and the words he said are half-true, but Ming Ge is not interested in those, so he naturally doesn't care if he says it is true or not, but subconsciously feels that this man has first-class deception methods, and he must not have a deep friendship with him.
Fortunately, her purpose is to go to Ming's house, get the things that the light of the Buddha needs, and then take Song Xiaosong's guy to Wenren's house for a turn, Wenren Xin tossed the host so many times, Mingge really can't swallow this breath if he doesn't toss back.
~~~ It is estimated that it will be after five o'clock in the afternoon