It is said that this time, the person who came to the Royal High School to give a speech was very famous, named Li Gang? That's right, it's called Li Gang!

Looking at the poster hanging outside the auditorium, the bald middle-aged man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and looking to be in his forties is Li Gang.

Look at the introduction next to the portrait, what charity ambassador, what ten filial sons, what professors, what experts, anyway, just such titles, at least seven or eight.

After getting so many names and carrying them on your back, don't you feel tired and panicked?

Anyway, let Han Xiaohei watch it, and Han Xiaohei felt tired and panicked for him.

When he was in Yunxian County, the high school where Han Xiaohei studied also often held this kind of motivational speech. However, without exception, the words mentioned above make people listen to passionate, blood boiling, or tears, and they are extremely moving. But then the taste changed, which was shocking and disgusting!

What's the situation?

What else can it be like to think that others are telling it in vain? People talk so much about it to sell their books!

Isn't it, then it's still called a speech? Isn't it enough to sell books directly?

It's better to sell the book directly, so that the listener will not feel like being teased.

This guy named Li Gang is going to talk about his mother today!

Sure enough!

Just like what Han Xiaohei experienced before, Li Gang first came to a touching story, which made everyone cry, and immediately struck while the iron was hot and began to sell his book.

What is the name of the book?

How to be filial to your mother?

Nima!

But as long as there is a conscience, there is still a need to learn? How to be filial, how your parents treated you when you were a child, how you treat your parents?

Most of the people sitting in the audience are businessmen, thieves and thieves, how can they not see that this is not a speech, it is simply a sales pitch?

Although a book costs a few dozen dollars, it is nothing for these rich people. But this feeling of being treated as a fool and being trapped in it is very unpleasant. Therefore, in the hearts of these parents, they would rather burn one million to ashes than spend dozens of dollars to buy this broken book.

But Li Gang's marketing team just found the weaknesses of these rich people. The clever guys first slapped these rich people for a while, flattered them, and then praised them all kinds of things. But one thing is indispensable, that is, you must praise the other party, you are a big filial son!

When these salesmen coaxed these rich people around, Li Gang's team made a second move.

Out of nowhere, a guy came out of nowhere, wearing a suit and tie, saying that he was the student's parent, but he couldn't guarantee that it was Li Gang's nursery.

"It's so touching, it's really touching. How much does this book cost? I want to order a thousand sets, let my employees have a copy, and learn Master Li Gang's filial piety! The guy said with a handful of snot and tears.

"A thousand sets? Are you sure? ”

"What do you mean by being sure, I have money, I have money. If others don't buy it, that's because they're poor, and they can't afford it. Am I like them? I have fixed assets of 100 million, and the company's annual profit is 30 million! There are five villas alone, three cars worth millions of dollars, and my nanny can get a salary of 10,000 a month! I have money, I have money, can I swipe my card? Can't swipe the card, I'm going to get you cash? ”

"Yes, you can swipe your card!"

"Well, by the way, I heard that Master Li Gang also has a charitable foundation? I'm going to donate money, I'm going to donate another 100,000 dollars. Don't look at me like that, I have money, I have money! ”

Fixed assets of 100 million? The company's annual profit is 30 million? Five villas? Three luxury cars? How much does a nanny pay tens of thousands of dollars a month?

With this little possessions, dare to say that you have money? Who gave him so much courage!

Immediately, the rich people sitting in the audience were not to be outdone.

"Only 1,000 employees in the company? There are tens of thousands of employees in my group, come, I want to order 10,000 sets! ”

"Fixed assets are only 100 million? That's a little too little, I won't say how much I have, just a few times more than you. How many times more? I forgot, I'm a low-key person, and I donate 500,000 to Master Li Gang's charitable foundation! ”

"Stingy, you're stingy. Didn't the man just say he had money? Say we're poor? Then give him a resounding slap in the face, okay? I want 50,000 copies of this book, Master Li Gang's charitable foundation, I want to donate 1 million! ”

Looking at this group of guys who can be fools for the sake of face, Han Xiaohei just wants to give them two words, stupid!

Knowing that people are collecting your money, but you are still willing?

It's obviously throwing money outside, but it's still so scrambling to be the first, fighting for a red face and a thick neck?

Why is there so much stupidity in this world?

Li Gang's team laughed, but people like Li Gang were obviously not easy to be satisfied. He saw that there was still a group of people who were indifferent, how could this be? Everyone has the potential to become his cash cow, and he doesn't want to let go of any cash cow.

So, Li Gang walked up to this group of people, put his hands behind his back, and in a deep voice, and began his high-sounding speech, which made the fool cry.

"Think of your mother's withered hands, wrinkled eyes, sallow cheeks, and emaciated shoulders, you ......"

Hearing this, someone finally couldn't help it, and scolded like a volcanic eruption: "Your mother is so ugly?!" ”

With this scolding, the auditorium, which was originally chaotic, instantly became silent. Everyone looked at the person who had just scolded with a pained expression.

"Han Xiaohei, you ...... Let's go out first. Sheng Haiwei hurriedly walked over.

Han Xiaohei?

But isn't it, who else can have such a divine reply except Han Xiaohei?

Since Han Xiaohei remembered, he hadn't seen his biological parents. No matter what reason his parents gave him away or abandoned him back then, Han Xiaohei felt that his parents should have a difficult choice.

Therefore, Han Xiaohei has never complained about his parents who have never met.

In addition, in Han Xiaohei's imagination, his mother will be an angelically beautiful woman, a woman in the whole world, unmatched.

Perhaps in every child's heart, the mother is so flawless.

It's such a perfection, but this guy named Li Gang uses those unbearable words over and over again to describe other people's mothers, what the hell does this mean?

Yes, it's your mother who is so ugly!

"Every mother is beautiful, please use fewer words to describe them in the future!" After Han Xiaohei finished speaking, he walked out without looking back.

In the eyes of others, Han Xiaohei's scolding may be because he has no plain zhì, no cultivation, and no patience to fight back. It could also be a joke, after all, someone really laughed out loud just now.

However, Han Xiaohei's words before leaving seemed to make everyone present understand Han Xiaohei's true intentions.

Yes, every mother is beautiful, at least in the hearts of her children.

The parent-teacher meeting was over, and Sheng Haiwei and Yu Xia sent Han Xiaohei out of the school gate.

"Why are you still so impulsive when you're so old? If you want to hear what others say, if you don't want to hear it, then treat it as if you didn't hear it! Yu Xia said.

"Talking like I'm old." Han Xiaohei's head is black and authentic.

"It's all uncles, are you still young?" Yu Xia pouted and said.

"You...... I'll settle accounts with you when I get home. After Han Xiaohei finished speaking, he smiled at Sheng Haiwei and said, "Teacher Sheng, goodbye." ”

"Wait a minute!" Sheng Haiwei stopped Han Xiaohei.

"What's wrong?" Han Xiaohei asked.

"I ......" Sheng Haiwei wanted to speak and stopped, as if she was very entangled, whether to say it or not.

It's just that when Sheng Haiwei decided to say it, Han Xiaohei jumped to his feet in a hurry and shouted: "! That pile of scrap copper and rotten iron, why does it look so familiar? ”

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