It's a man!

He was dressed in a night suit, up and down, with only one pair of eyes exposed.

Just a few words, the powerful momentum exuded had already made Han Xiaohei serious.

The other party made it very clear that he was going to be upset about Qing'an Shitai, that is, he was going to fight against Han Xiaohei.

Suddenly such a powerful opponent appeared, Han Xiaohei is not serious, where can he do it.

It's just that when the eyes of Master Qing'an and the man in black were intertwined, even if Master Qing'an politely bowed, Han Xiaohei still noticed a hint of clues.

At that moment, Han Xiaohei laughed out loud and said, "Abbot Huijing, wearing night clothes in broad daylight, people who don't know, still think where you are stealing something!" ”

Will the net abbot?

Whether it was the man in black or Mrs. Qing'an, they were all stunned. Glancing at each other, I thought to myself who this kid was, and he was so tightly disguised that he was easily recognized by this kid.

Of course, both of them were also wondering. Especially the abbot of Huijing, he was very sure that he didn't know the kid in front of him at all, how could he be recognized at a glance?

"Who the hell are you? Why do you recognize me?! Abbot Huijing asked.

"Haha! I'm just cheating, I didn't think you would really be the abbot. Han Xiaohei raised his eyebrows and continued: "The afternoon before yesterday, I was idle, I walked around the mountains, and when I walked around, I slipped to this stream. I just want to take a break, I don't want to see things here that shouldn't be seen, but are very interesting. Hey! Abbot Huijing, Mrs. Qing'an, what did I see, even if you don't say it, you should understand, right? ”

The afternoon before yesterday? Inside the bamboo forest?

Hearing this time and place, the faces of Abbot Huijing and Master Qing'an changed again and again.

The secret that the two have hidden for decades is finally known.

Is this really paper that can't hold the fire?

Or, was the Buddha specially sent this kid to expose them?

"Humph! Boy, now that you already know, don't blame my men for showing no mercy! Master Qing'an roared angrily, and he was about to strike again.

"Master Qing'an, slow down!" The abbot of Huijing hurriedly stopped Master Qing'an, then shook his head and sighed, and said, "Don't forget, the two of us are monks." Breaking that precept is already a great rebellion. If you kill again, you will not be thrown into the Infernal Hell? ”

"But, the abbot, he knows everything. If he is talking nonsense all over the world, how can we still have the face to live. "Mrs. Qing'an is talking like a little woman now.

"There is no way, maybe this is the will of heaven, Amitabha!" The abbot said and sincerely repented.

Seeing the two of them repenting painfully for the precepts they had committed, Han Xiaohei was a little unbearable.

"Hey, hey, hey! Male joy and female love are human nature. Moreover, don't you know that monks from other places can get married? Even if you are an authentic monk, you must always keep this precept. But I'm not a talkative person, so I won't talk nonsense. Long live understanding, long live understanding. Han Xiaohei said.

"Do you really understand?" Abbot Huijing and Master Qing'an asked in unison.

"Of course, I understand." Han Xiaohei nodded.

"You really don't talk nonsense?" Abbot Huijing and Master Qing'an asked together.

"A gentleman's word is hard to chase!" Han Xiaohei patted his chest and said.

"That's good, Mrs. Qing'an, you can rest assured now, right?" The abbot was a little excited.

"Actually...... Alas! Master Qing'an sighed, and then said the original intention of today, 1510.

After listening, Han Xiaohei said with a smile: "Master Qing'an, isn't it? Just let me go to the nunnery, kneel in front of the Buddha, and clarify for Ning Forget. You made it clear earlier, can I not go? ”

"I was going to say it, who let you touch me again!" Qing'an said with a pout.

"What? Wife, this kid touches you? "The abbot of Huijing is gone, and the love becomes very excited.

"Husband, don't be so excited, maybe he just accidentally bumped into it." Master Qing'an hurriedly said, she was really afraid that the abbot would fight with Han Xiaohei again, causing an even more insoluble misunderstanding.

"Boy, you say, did you touch my wife?!" The abbot asked.

"Well...... Hey. Han Xiaohei grinned, he was really speechless. The two people opposite, when they were the day before yesterday, they were not so tired, but now they have a husband, and the wife is shouting, the real flesh is numb. "Didn't your wife just say it, I didn't touch it. Bite? Listen to what you mean, do you have to let me touch it, so that you are happy? ”

"you, you little slippery head!" The abbot scolded angrily.

At this time, someone's phone rang.

It was definitely not Han Xiaohei's, because Han Xiaohei came out in a hurry, and he didn't bring his mobile phone at all.

Seeing that the abbot of Huijing took out the latest mobile phone at the moment, Mrs. Qing'an leaned in and asked, "Who called you?" Male or female? ”

Looking at the two of them, they look like ordinary couples. Just looking at it, it always makes people want to laugh a little.

"Look who it is!" The abbot of Huijing dodged at first, and then after reading the caller ID, he confidently lit his hand in front of Mrs. Qing'an's face.

"Oh, it's a kindergarten teacher. Little baby is out of school, don't delay, go down the mountain to pick it up. Mrs. Qing'an said.

Baby?

Isn't it, could it be that the two of them already have the crystallization of love?

Maybe they're all married, or they all have families under the mountain.

Since you have a family, you don't do it at home, do you come to this small bamboo forest to do it, just to seek the excitement of field warfare?

Han Xiaohei was already speechless by Lei.

"Well, then I'm leaving." The abbot of Huijing raised his feet to leave, but came to Han Xiaohei again, hooked up with Han Xiaohei, and asked, "Boy, are you not sick?" ”

"Huh?" Han Xiaohei was stunned.

"After sleeping in the same room with a little girl, you didn't do anything, and you said you weren't sick, I don't believe it." Abbot Huijing patted Han Xiaohei's shoulder and left.

After a long while, Han Xiaohei reacted and scolded at the back of the abbot of Huijing who was about to be out of sight: "you! I'm like you, even nuns, I'm a pure person! ”

Syllable!

Mrs. Qing'an came over and slapped Han Xiaohei on the head.

"Nun, nun, nun, isn't a nun? Hum! After Qing'an finished speaking angrily, he walked up the mountain first.

"I didn't say that nuns are not women, you beat people at every turn, you are too violent." Han Xiaohei said aggrievedly.

"It's going to be dark soon, you deliberately grinded so hard, you didn't want to stay in the nunnery for one night, right?"

"Hey, hey! If you would welcome it, I would consider it. ”

"Looking for a fight, you little prostitute and thief!"

"Help, help!"