Chapter 1044 Peach Blossom Luck or Peach Blossom Tribulation
The white elephant covered his ears: "There is only one pair of these things, and they can't grow after eating, just like your big tail full of fish scales, it is better to roast fish meat for the hostess to eat, maybe you will wake up." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
It is really an example of the most poisonous woman's heart.
Jin Long listened and thought to himself, this second dish won't be mixed with dragon tendons......
"White elephant, this is the time to test you, to see if you are willing to contribute to your mistress, but a pair of ears can be exchanged for her life, how worthwhile it is, you may be more handsome without those ears. Of course, you don't love your hostess, watching her never wake up, and even less loving your hostess, watching him heartbroken, I can't help it...... I heard that elephants are cold-blooded animals. Lan Ji said.
"I'm not cold-blooded, I love my man and my woman, and I love my ears, which are the flesh of people. You're a female devil, what's wrong with my life, why are there always women who come with me and covet what is on me! What I want is peach blossom luck, not peach blossom luck! The white elephant looked up to the sky and roared, and his heart was full of resentment.
"You should be happy, it means that you are still valuable. Having said all that, do you contribute or not? Lan Ji asked.
"I, I, I...... Can you change it to something else? Sister Lan Ji. "The white elephant begged.
"I heard that the nose salad is also very delicious, but it is worse than the ear, if you call me sister, I will sell my favor, and I will retreat to the second, and ask for the nose." Lan Ji replied to him.
"Can we not cut the meat, that bloody scene is terrible...... "The white elephant said distressedly.
"Hehe, it's okay, I'll blindfold you." Lan Ji gave a wink smile.
"The two masters have so many spirit beasts, why do you fall in love with me! It's good to eat Gusu, everyone hates him. The white elephant said that in the end, he was still reluctant to give up his own flesh.
"Because you are the fattest, I heard that the fattest people have a lot of fat, whether it is fried, braised or even cold, it will be extraordinarily delicious......" Lan Ji's reason made the white elephant cry and laugh.
Did you fall into the hands of a woman in this life? Still a fish girl!
"In fact, the pork ribs have a shred of meat on them, and they taste the most delicious." White Elephant said.
"You want to contribute your ribs, okay, then I'll be merciful, don't be like ears." Lan Ji replied.
"No, I mean there's something good about skinny too, and that's ribs! You look at such a thin man, and don't you see the truth that rare things are expensive, here is just one elephant for me, so many dragons, you choose a dragon, sister. I will be very sad if my master loses me, but I am his first spirit animal. "The white elephant is trying to bring disaster to the east.
"It's because things are scarce and expensive that I take a fancy to you, and I can't take a fancy to too many dragons." Lan Ji clung to it.
"Then there are phoenixes and colorful, haven't you heard of the truth that you would rather eat two taels of birds than two catties of beasts, their meat is more tender and fragrant, precious! You are a fish and you certainly don't know this. "The white elephant can't lead to the east and the west.
"But I just want you, don't you give it." Lan Ji stopped arguing with him.
"I, I, I'll give!" The white elephant said reluctantly.
"You guys can help me say something......" The white elephant looked at everyone, he had betrayed everyone just now, and no one would help him.
"Birds, birds, two-two, two-two, little transparent, I'm little transparent, ears, pepper, pepper, delicious, delicious......" Colorful cried aside.
Bai Xiang glared angrily, you didn't help me intercede, and you instigated Lan Ji to add pepper to my salad, how did I meet a bad friend like you!
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