Chapter 1366: Go to the Teacher
Early the next morning, Han Xiaohei was woken up by this kid.
"Uncle Hei, get up quickly, or you'll be late!" They all lay in Han Xiaohei's ear, chirping like a little bird.
"It's a late fart, it's summer vacation, and I don't go to school!" Han Xiaohei slept in a daze, as if he had forgotten all about the agreement he had made with Tongtong yesterday.
"Uncle Xiaohei, have you forgotten that you said you wanted to ......" Before the call was finished, Liang Yin walked in.
"The sun is all on the butt, and the stinky guy can't get out of bed. Get up, I'll call him up! After Liang Yin finished speaking, he lifted the towel quilt and pinched it Han Xiaohei's snow-white inner thigh.
"Ahh Han Xiaohei woke up, was woken up by pain, and was about to cry.
You must know that people's inner thighs are the most afraid of pain. What's more, with such a strong force as Liang Yin, this is simply murdering her husband.
"All of you, how do you feel after reading it?" Liang Yin clapped his hands and asked.
"Huh! When I look for a wife in the future, I must not look for my aunt who is so brutal and rude. All said.
"Stinky boy, is my aunt so bad?!" Liang Yin gritted his teeth and said.
"Auntie is not bad, at least her face and figure are not bad." When he was talking, looking at the expression on his face, he looked like a complete little pervert and wolf.
Sister's!
Tongtong is only ten years old, and he has learned to flirt with women from good families in broad daylight?
This made Han Xiaohei and Liang Yin begin to doubt their lives.
"Humph!" Liang Yin glared at Han Xiaohei.
"Wife, I didn't do anything, why are you staring at me?" Han Xiaohei looked innocent.
"Haven't you heard of the red who is close to Zhu and the black who is close to ink? I learned it all from you, and you are the culprit! Liang Yin shouted.
"No, I'm much purer than he is." Han Xiaohei said.
"! All through, the next picture will be very violent and bloody, not suitable for children, you go out first! Liang Yin rolled up his sleeves and said to Tongtong.
"Uncle Xiaohei, come on!" looked at Han Xiaohei sympathetically, as if he was afraid of being implicated, and the soles of his feet were smeared with oil.
"Stinky boy, I don't know how to be angry. At this time, you have to share the blessings with your uncle, and you will share the difficulties, do you know? Han Xiaohei said and closed the door.
"Look what you've taught a child to be, oops! Stinky guy, what are you doing? Let go of me, you're overwhelming me. Liang Yin wanted to refuse and welcome, she had already fallen into Han Xiaohei's unique manly atmosphere.
"I taught this, besides, isn't it good for him to do this? When I grow up, it's a big deal like me, am I bad? Han Xiaohei said with a grin.
"Aren't you bad enough? Yes! Don't, early in the morning, people just took a shower, and you made people foam all over their bodies, stop it, don't kiss again! No, they didn't sleep well last night, don't come in...... Yes! ”
"If I don't come in, they'll say I'm not a man!"
"Ahh Who...... Who's going to say!? ”
"A bunch of nasty boys!"
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After running out of Han Xiaohei's room, he immediately stopped.
"No, I'm here to wake up Uncle Hei. I still want Uncle Xiao Hei to go to cram school on behalf of my parents, how can I leave alone? Scratching his head, he tugged his schoolbag up, and then turned around to call Han Xiaohei again, but found that the door was closed.
Tongtong was about to call Han Xiaohei through the door, but he heard the sound of humming and chirping coming from inside.
Ahhhh......h Oooh...... Uh-huh...... Huh......?
"Oops! Auntie said that she wanted to educate Uncle Xiao Hei, how much effort did it take to make Uncle Xiao Hei feel like this? Uncle Xiaohei, you are so pitiful for marrying such a violent wife. "Tong Tong was very sympathetic, and his eyes suddenly lit up." Ah? It seems that not only Uncle Xiaohei is calling, but also aunt is calling, and screaming louder? It must be Uncle Xiao Hei who fought back, Uncle Xiao Hei, you are a man enough! However, how can a man hit a woman? No, whether it's a man or a woman, you can't just beat it. ”
Originally, he wanted to pray for Han Xiaohei silently, but listening to the more and more terrible screams, he really couldn't stand by and watch.
Bang bang bang!
Tong slammed the door with all his might.
"Uncle Hei, auntie, stop fighting, stop it. If there is any misunderstanding, sit down and talk about it, if you fight back and forth like this, even if you can't kill anyone, who will be crippled, it's not good! They all shouted loudly.
Is it a ten-year-old child, do you really think that Han Xiaohei and Liang Yin are in the room, and they are fighting?
That's right, it's a big fight. However, this big fight is not a big fight.
"This kid hasn't left yet? Stop. Liang Yin whispered.
"Why stop? Don't worry, it won't affect me! Han Xiaohei said, speeding up again.
Originally, Han Xiaohei ignored everything outside. Thinking that this kid was shouting endlessly, Han Xiaohei could only do it while saying: "Stinky boy, you don't have to worry about this matter, uncle has a serious start, you go to the courtyard and wait first." When I'm done beating this disobedient mother-in-law, I'll follow you to cram school! ”
They all care so much about Han Xiaohei and Liang Yin, which can be dismissed by Han Xiaohei in just a few words.
"Uncle, aunt is a very good person except for the brutal violence. Don't hit her anymore, stop it! All shouted.
"Don't stop, this mother-in-law makes me angry, Lao Tzu is so angry that I can't stop at all!" Han Xiaohei said. He can't stop, but he can't stop fighting, but he can't stop like that.
"Oh my God! Uncle Xiaohei, I didn't expect you to have violent tendencies. Auntie, are you alright? All shouted.
"Ahh I...... I'm okay! All over, your uncle is terrible, you better leave it alone, or it will scare you. Liang Yin shouted.
"You're so good to me, I can't leave it alone! Auntie, hold on, I'll smash the door open and get you out again! All shouted.
Are you going to slam the door?
Definitely did what he said, Han Xiaohei and Liang Yin didn't react, they all picked up the small round table and really smashed it.
Bang bang bang!
"Sister! You little brat, don't you be so persistent! Han Xiaohei really wanted to cry without tears.
"If he smashes it open, it's bad, stop it!" Liang Yin said.
"It's okay, this one is very strong, he doesn't have much strength, I'll speed up again!"
As Han Xiaohei said, the door was indeed strong enough, and it was smashed for a while, tired and sweaty, panting, and failed to smash it open.
"Auntie, I can't smash it open. But don't worry, I've called the police, and the police will be coming soon! All shouted.
Suddenly, there was no movement in the room
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