Chapter 522: Man-eating goblins!
After the second daughter left, Xiao Zheng became presumptuous, glanced at Ye Zanghua and said: "Uncle Bai is a monk, you send big fish and meat to the mountain, and sincerely want Uncle Bai to break the vows?" ”
Ye Zanghua lit a cigarette, touched the wine glass with Xiao Zheng, drank the mellow Moutai in one gulp, and said with a smile: "Don't worry." Lao Bai has cultivated the Buddha for 20 years, and this concentration is still there. Besides, isn't it also a test for him that I fish and meat in front of him? ”
Listening to Ye Zanghua's tone, his relationship with Bai Wufang is quite deep. I just don't know how this guy who is only in his early forties could have a relationship with Bai Wufang, who is nearly ten years older than him? By Ye Yuhua? This is the biggest possibility that Xiao Zheng can think of.
"The stinky boy's eyes are moving, are you thinking about how I got in love with Lao Baitao?" Ye Zanghua completely inherited Ye Yuhua's intelligence, but she was not as diligent as Ye Yuhua, so she has not made a name for herself like Lin Chaotian, Shang Jingtian and others. He lived a life of drinking and drinking. But in the face of a fledgling little guy like Xiao Zheng, Ye Zanghua's IQ is still enough. As soon as you see him pouting his ass, you know what kind of fart he wants to put out.
"I'm curious, indeed." Xiao Zheng swallowed a mouthful of Moutai, and the whole person was about to ascend to heaven. I felt that the wine was fragrant, and a flame suddenly rose in my chest, as if the cold on this mountain was ten times stronger, and it couldn't break the flame in Ah Zhengge's chest.
"That's a long story." Ye Zanghua tore off a chicken leg and gnawed it viciously. There is no posture that Hua Shuai should have at all, and he shook his head and said. "I won't talk about it."
Xiao Zheng rolled his eyes, took advantage of the situation to tear off a chicken leg, and bit it up, also not caring about the image at all.
The two ate and drank happily, but Bai Wufang sat on the side with a smile, drinking the tea in the cup, listening to the unnutritious conversation between the two.
Three big men, three identities, but gathered together in this icy and snowy place, neither talking about the wind and snow, nor talking about the country's society, nonsense, bragging, it is also a unique flavor.
"Lao Bai, did you earn it today?" Ye Zanghua stretched out her greasy palm and patted Bai Wufang on the shoulder, leaving several huge imprints.
Bai Wufang smiled slightly, but still didn't say much. His eyes were always looking at the end of the mountain road where Ye Yuhua had disappeared.
"Can you not put on a lustful look in front of me? You are a monk, a monk, pay attention to your image! Ye Zanghua said with a straight face. Besides, the one you're thinking about is my own sister. Can you think about my feelings as a younger brother? ”
Bai Wufang was still smiling, not caring at all about Ye Zanghua's vicious criticism. It looks like there is no fireworks, and it is very kind.
Xiao Zheng squinted at Ye Zanghua, then moved his gaze to Bai Wufang's body, and asked curiously, "Looking at your posture, why do I think Uncle Bai is your brother-in-law?" ”
Speaking of which, Ye Zanghua did not show much respect for Lin Chaotian in both actions and words. On the contrary, he has a close relationship with Bai Wufang, like a pair of hardcore brothers. This couldn't help but make Xiao Zheng feel extremely curious. and the twists and turns of the story that this group of people went through back then.
"If I had to choose, Lao Bai would have been able to be my brother-in-law." Ye Zanghua drank a cup of Moutai, then ordered another Chinese one, and said in a long voice. Speaking of which, Lin Chaotian back then was just a promising and potential young talent. Lao Bai is a man of the hour who is astonishing and domineering. Compared with each other, they are judged by which is stronger and which is weaker. My sister didn't know when she was blind, so she chose such a white-eyed wolf, but she didn't choose Lao Bai. ”
Xiao Zheng smiled dumbly, and said a little helplessly: "There is such a thing as feelings, it is difficult to tell who is right and who is wrong. ”
"But Lao Bai's friendship with her, don't talk about people, even if it's a beast, you can see it." Ye Zanghua took a puff of cigarette and said with a big grin. "Not to mention anything else, Lao Bai can stay in this poor mountain and bad water for twenty-two years. Does he, Lin Chaotian, have the perseverance? ”
Mentioning this, Xiao Zheng said solemnly: "I don't think there are many men in this world who can do it." ”
"Not really." Ye Zanghua squinted at Bai Wufang, who was speechless with a smile, and pouted. "Lao Bai was the master of drinking and eating meat in large gulps. The craziest one was three days and three nights in a row. Thirty people were drunk. In the end, he fought a small Japan for 300 rounds, so that the little Japan who didn't know how to lift it was gone. I dare not set foot in the land of China for the rest of my life. ”
Just listening to Ye Zanghua say this, Xiao Zheng could imagine how domineering Bai Wufang was back then. And the little Japan in Ye Zanghua's mouth must also be a quite remarkable character. Otherwise, how could it be possible to fight three hundred rounds with the superior Bai Wufang? Win or lose, that little Japan has already proven its strength.
"Don't talk about the past." Ye Zanghua shook her head rather disappointedly, poured a mouthful of Maotai, and then looked back at Xiao Zheng. "In addition to drinking and chatting with Lao Bai, I also want to talk to you about something."
"What's the matter?" Xiao Zheng lit a cigarette and asked curiously.
"Some things you may not believe, but I must say and you must listen to them." Ye Zanghua narrowed her eyes slightly. "Of course, the most important thing is, even if you know, don't tell anyone, especially my niece."
"Then you better not tell me." Xiao Zheng shook his head and said. "I've never been a person who can keep secrets."
"Didn't I say that? You have to listen. Because it's important to you. Ye Zanghua said solemnly.
Xiao Zheng shrugged: "Then you can say it." I try to go in my left ear and out my right ear. ”
"Have you met Dong Bijun?" Ye Zanghua asked slowly.
"Who?" For this unfamiliar name, Xiao Zheng was a little unable to come back to his senses.
"It's Lin Xiaozhu's mother." Ye Zanghua explained vulgarly.
"You said Aunt Dong. I've seen it. Xiao Zheng nodded. At that meeting, she also sealed a big red envelope for me. ”
"Typical sugar-coated cannonballs." Ye Zanghua sneered. "Stay away from her in the future. And let my niece stay away from her. ”
"What's wrong?" Xiao Zheng said confusedly.
"She's a man-eating goblin." Ye Zanghua said forcefully.
Man-eating goblins?
Xiao Zheng was stunned by Ye Zanghua's rather resentful words.
In Xiao Zheng's mind, Lin Xiaozhu's mother, Aunt Dong, is a gentle and virtuous middle-aged woman. She is generous, modest, gentle, and has all the advantages of a woman, but not any of the shortcomings of a woman.
How could such a woman be a man-eating goblin?