Han Xiaohei sent Lin Meijia home, he wanted something interesting to happen, but Lin Meijia didn't give him this opportunity. Lin Meijia repeatedly ordered Han Xiaohei to get out of the car. jumped out of the car by himself, for fear that Han Xiaohei would catch up with him, so he ran upstairs as if he had to escape.

Han Xiaohei sat in the car, thinking about the plot in the movie, he could only shake his head and sigh.

In the movie, the story doesn't develop like this.

In the middle of the night, when a man sends a woman home, the woman will always politely say, go up and have a drink. Drink and drink, and drink things out.

Well, if a woman doesn't take the initiative, a man can take the initiative too. Men can say, I'll send you to your doorstep. When he really arrived at the door of the woman's house, the man roughly pressed the woman against the wall, and kissed her violently until the kissing woman was caught.

There is one more shameless, and that is pretending to be drunk. Then the woman is worried, so she can only take the man home. The woman arranges the man who pretends to be drunk in the living room. It doesn't matter, in the middle of the night, I broke into the woman's boudoir directly. When a man shows rough gentleness, he doesn't believe that women are not killed by the murderous aura under his crotch!

Suddenly, Han Xiaohei slapped his head.

Han Xiaohei, Han Xiaohei, you can think of this, but why didn't you do it? Why don't you catch up now, at the door of Lin Meijia's house, and arrest her by kissing? Come on, how long has it been, Lin Meijia has already entered the house.

Do you want to pretend to be drunk? Sister's! Lin Meijia is gone, who are you pretending to be drunk to?

Alas!

Regret, regret. I can think of it, but I forgot to do it, Han Xiaohei, Han Xiaohei, it can only mean that you are too pure.

Han Xiaohei lit a cigarette and drove back to Guanya Star City.

Han Xiaohei slept comfortably, and when he woke up again, it was past ten o'clock?

It's Monday, and you can't go to class yet?

It's ten o'clock, and I'm going to get a yarn. Give Liu Hanyan a call and ask for a leave of absence.

"Hello? Smoke ......"

"Huh? Call me what?! Liu Hanyan on the other side of the phone said sternly.

"Teacher Liu, I'm feeling a little unwell today, I want to ask for leave and go to the hospital for a check-up." Han Xiaohei pretended to be weak and authentic.

"Why is it suddenly uncomfortable? What's wrong with it? When to go to the hospital? Which hospital to go to? Liu Hanyan was worried.

"I don't know, but it shouldn't be too much of a problem, thank you Mr. Liu for your concern. I'm going to have to get checked, and when the results come out, I'll be the first to sue you. Han Xiaohei didn't wait for Liu Hanyan to speak again, and hurriedly hung up the phone.

Han Xiaohei is guilty, in order to take a leave, but repeatedly used Liu Hanyan's concern for him, Han Xiaohei felt that he was really damned.

However, Han Xiaohei looked at the empty half of the bed, and immediately became really weak.

Without the company of beautiful women, I sleep alone every day, which is simply a waste of youth and the harm it brings. Therefore, Han Xiaohei felt that he was hurt, and he was really sick.

After some nonsensical self-comfort, Han Xiaohei simply washed up, changed his clothes, and came to the living room.

The seven beauties must all go to school and go to work. Without the seven beauties, the TV in the living room is nothing to spend.

At this time, Hua Buliu looked like a girl, eating snacks and smoking tissues. Watching the bloody love drama, he was crying with a handful of snot and tears.

Seeing Han Xiaohei coming over, Hua Buliu cried and said, "Boss, look at it, it's touching, it's so touching." ”

"Don't leave flowers, have you forgotten that you are a big man?" Han Xiaohei said angrily.

"Of course I remember, I'm a pure man!"

"Then you still look like a, crying to death because of a bloody love drama?!"

"People just fell out of love, so sad." Hua Buliu said.

"Well, I have no reason to disgust you, this ...... Are you sure you've been watching this film? Han Xiaohei said with some surprise.

"Well, I've been watching it all morning." Hua Buliu nodded and said.

"Uh...... Isn't that impressive? ”

"Isn't that impressive?"

Syllable!

Han Xiaohei couldn't bear it anymore and slapped Hua Buliu's head.

"This Nima Journey to the West, can you also cry here?" Han Xiaohei said depressedly.

"This is Journey to the West, but it's very moving. You see that there are so many infatuated female goblins, and when they see Tang Seng, they are heartbroken. But the ruthless Tang Seng always said that the female benefactor can't help it, and it can't be helped. Tang Seng, Tang Seng, how can he be like this? Didn't he think about how much courage it would take for a girl to take the initiative to confess. How sad it must be after being rejected by him. This is really infatuated and always hurt mercilessly, moved, really touched. Hua Buliu said.

"Yes, save such an emotional person as you, if you go to see Crayon Xiaoxin, maybe you will cry too!" Han Xiaohei said.

"I also think I'm too emotional." Hua Buliu grinned, "Boss, when the sisters-in-law left in the morning, they left you food, and they all kept it in the kitchen." They said that when you wake up, you must remember to eat. ”

"It's still the wives who are good to me, hehe!" Han Xiaohei's heart was sweet, he went into the kitchen, simply heated the prepared food, and then brought it to the dining table. "Boy, would you like to eat some too?"

"I've eaten it."

"Then you're welcome!" Han Xiaohei was eating, and suddenly thought of what happened last night. After some hesitation, I decided to sue Sù Hua and not stay. "Hey! Guess who I met yesterday? ”

"Since the boss asked me to guess, then I must know the person you said. But I can't think of who. ”

"It's all nonsense, I met ......" Han Xiaohei didn't finish speaking, and he shouted too deeply into the play without staying.

"Boss, look, Sun Monkey is beating the white bone spirit again. Alas! Monkey King: Why is this going to attack a beautiful female goblin? Hua Buliu said.

"You are in charge of other people's houses, when Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, I didn't see you worrying so much." Han Xiaohei really felt depressed. "That's a woman......"

"Ahh The white bone spirit was beaten by Sun Wukong, Nima! Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong, can you be so willful in leopard print? The man that the white bone spirit likes is not him, it is Tang Seng, tell me, what kind of energy does Sun Wukong follow blindly. Hua Buliu said indignantly.

"Don't leave the flowers, you're enough!"

"If I had such a beautiful woman, would I have to wait for her to come to the door? I had already embraced her. Hua Buliu said.

"Flowers don't stay! Did you listen to me! Han Xiaohei suddenly raised his voice and startled Hua Buliu.

"Boss, you say, I'll listen to it!" Hua Buliu said.

"Listen to your sister, I met ...... yesterday" Han Xiaohei wanted to speak and stopped, he looked at the flowers and didn't stay, and suddenly changed his decision. Forget it, it's pointless, you see, cry a little, I'm eating, don't be disgusted by you! ”

The reason why Han Xiaohei didn't sue Sù Hua was that, as Han Xiaohei said, it was meaningless at all.

Moreover, if he really sued sù and did not stay, he was deceived by that woman, and the previous qiē was all fake. If Hua doesn't know, will he be more sad?

Although it is very annoying to keep flowers, but seriously, Han Xiaohei is really reluctant to spend more sadness. Perhaps, this is the brother.

On the other hand, if Hua Buliu is just sad, if he knows that it is a female liar, but he is still obsessed and confused, not only does he not care how the woman deceived him, but also wants to save the woman, what kind of situation will it be?

Cheaper female liar, let the flower not stay and continue to be deceived?

Therefore, after very careful consideration, Han Xiaohei made a choice, and felt that it was better not to say it. Let that female liar leave that good memory for Hua Buliu

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