Chapter 660: Cat Urine Stewed Dog Poop
This old beggar has a good understanding of these beggars, and is very familiar with this area, and even remembers clearly which tile is rotten and cannot be stepped on. γγ
Qin Yang leaned on the old beggar's ear and whispered: "I want their map, is there a way, add five hundred!" β
The beggar hurriedly shook his head and shook his two hands in front of Qin Yang.
Qin Yang nodded and made a gesture to the old beggar.
Then the old beggar took Qin Yang and slowly withdrew.
The two returned to the crossroads, and the old beggar asked Qin Yang to wait here and not run around, because the dogs in the town knew that this was the old beggar's new home, and they didn't dare to come here and bark.
After waiting for nearly an hour, the old beggar walked back leisurely, and he didn't know where to get a rice cooker.
Qin Yang greeted him and asked inexplicably, "What are you doing here?" β
The old beggar smiled, this is a good thing, it will all depend on it for a while!
Qin Yang asked curiously, "What the hell is in here?" β
The old beggar asked thiefly, "Do you want to see it?" β
Qin Yang really wanted to know what was inside, so he nodded.
The old beggar turned on the rice cooker and said, "You've got to stand it!" β
As soon as the old beggar turned on the rice cooker, a foul smell hit him, choking Qin Yang almost burst into tears.
"What the hell is this, it stinks!" Qin Yang covered his nose and still felt stinky.
The old beggar put the lid on the rice cooker and said, "This thing is terrible, it's called cat urine stewed dog shit, and the gods can't stand it when they smell it." β
Qin Yang hurriedly fanned the surroundings with his hand and said, "What are you doing with this thing?" β
The old beggar couldn't help but say, took out two stinky clothes from his "home" for Qin Yang to wear, and then gave Qin Yang a detailed explanation of his plan.
"It's not early, it's still three hours before dawn." The old beggar looked up and asked Qin Yang, "Do you remember everything I told you?" β
Qin Yang nodded. But he was very confused, this black and black, the old beggar had no watch, how did he know how much time there was left for dawn?
The two of them walked separately towards the alley, Qin Yang was wearing the old beggar's stinky clothes, and the dogs around him immediately fled when they smelled this.
Soon Qin Yang came to the outside of the alley.
In the small alley, the elder of the second bag scolded and said: "It's all because of this Qin Yang, we have to eat and sleep in the open, and when we take the demon capital, we must torture him well." It's so fucking cold, how can people sleep? β
"Isn't it? How comfortable it is to hold a girl at home, it is really not worth it to put this abuse! A beggar disciple chimed in.
The elder of the second bag sat in the nest built by the old beggar, and said without getting bored: "This old beggar is really enough to hide, you see this place smells bad!" β
The other disciples didn't say anything, thinking to themselves that you still have a place, and we can all sleep on the cold ground!
"Huh? What does it smell like? Why does it stink so much? The two bags of elders rushed out and scolded, "Who the hell is farting so stinky? β
The others also hurriedly helpless their noses and shouted: "Who eats poop isn't it, oh my god, this is too stinky!" β
Just when the two bags of elders were looking for the source of the smell, they heard a commotion above their heads, and when they looked up, they were splashed on the face by the old beggar's secret best "cat urine stewed dog shit", and his body was also covered with dog shit and cat urine.
"Vomitβ"
When the pampered beggar disciples saw this scene, many of them couldn't help it anymore and vomited.
The two bags of elders endured and endured, and finally vomited.
The old beggar stood on the roof and laughed: "Hahaha, let you rob me of my residence, you deserve it!" β
The elder of the second bag vomited for a while, quickly took off his clothes and threw them on the ground, pointed at the old beggar on the roof and scolded: "You old immortal thing, see that Lao Tzu will not kill you!" β
In the middle of the big drink, the elder stepped on the wall like a roof, and the old beggar ran away when he saw that the situation was not good.
At this time, the beggar gang disciples couldn't stand the stench in the alley and hurriedly ran out, Qin Yang took advantage of this gap to come to the old beggar's so-called "home" in a flash, picked up two bags of elder's clothes, and turned around and ran.
Qin Yang deliberately ran to the river, and after finding the map, he threw his clothes directly into the water, and then hurriedly washed his hands. But the "cat urine stewed dog shit" made by the old beggar is so stinky that it can't be washed off no matter how you wash it.
Qin Yang thought about it or forgot it, and looked at the map first.
This is indeed the distribution map of the beggars in the temple well, and it is very detailed. Qin Yang hurriedly took a picture of the map with his mobile phone, then quietly molded it back, and then threw the map on the ground.
As long as the map is still there, the beggars will certainly not suspect it.
Qin Yang was really worried about the old beggar's safety, so he followed the sound of chasing him to find him.
The old beggar knew this place too well, and walked around the whole town three times, but the beggar disciples were stunned and didn't catch up.
As a result, the agitation aroused the disgust of local residents, and the police were also called. In the end, the police also said one word on the spot - vomit!
In desperation, the police called a fire truck in the middle of the night to wash the alley and the surroundings.
The beggar gang disciples were taken away for disturbing the peace, but Qin Yang knew that Wang Shaojie had the ability to get these people out before dawn, after all, this was not the territory of the Demon Capital.
In the end, Qin Yang found the old beggar in the woods outside the town.
The old beggar asked in surprise, "Why haven't you left yet?" β
Qin Yang smiled: "I'll miss you a thousand yuan!" β
The old beggar waved his hand and said: "At first glance, you are a rich man, usually like those people don't even look at me, you don't think I'm an old beggar hiding, just rush to this, this time I am obliged to help you!" β
"Old man!" Qin Yang invited: "Actually, as long as you are willing, I can provide you with food, shelter and use, and I can guarantee that it will not be worse than anyone else." β
The old beggar came over and patted Qin Yang on the shoulder and said, "The young man is good, he is a good person." But everyone has their own happiness, and sleeping on the street without taking a bath is my happiness. I'm used to it, I can't change it, so I thank you for your kindness, old beggar. β
Qin Yang was about to speak, but was interrupted by the old beggar.
The old beggar smiled and said, "Young man, I was young and know what you are pursuing now. Whoever they are and who you are, they are definitely not your opponents, because you are different, as can be seen from the attitude towards my old beggar. β
"You have a bright future!" The old beggar said leisurely, looked up at the dark sky, and said, "It's almost dawn, if you don't hurry to leave, I will invite you to eat called chicken." The chicken in this town is famous, and as soon as I have money, I will buy one to satisfy my cravings, do you want to try it? β
Qin Yang shook his head and said, "I'm leaving, but I will definitely come to you if I have the opportunity and return a thousand yuan to you!" β
The old beggar didn't say a word, and left with a smile.
At this time, there was a glimmer of light in the sky, and Qin Yang knew that dawn was coming!