Chapter 1203: You Slept Me?
Lin Meijia thought she could wait for the opportunity!
Yes, Lin Qiaoqun must have a time to go to the toilet, right? Gotta go to sleep, right? Gotta...... You can't sit in the living room anyway!
But Lin Meijia never expected that today's father would be so surprisingly abnormal.
said that he wanted to watch a documentary, and he watched the TV in the living room when he ate. In the past, Lin Qiaoqun was reluctant to let Lin Meijia do a little housework, even if Lin Meijia rushed to do it, Lin Qiaoqun did not agree. But today, Lin Qiaoqun finished eating, put down the chopsticks, waved his hand and said to Lin Meijia: "Daughter, wait and brush the dishes and chopsticks." ”
"Huh? Oh! "Lin Meijia could only go to brush the dishes and chopsticks, and when she came out of the kitchen, she helped Han Xiaohei bring some food by the way." It seems that he can only wait for Dad to finish TV, go back to the house to sleep, and then let the animal slip out. Odd! Dad's room doesn't have a TV, so why do you have to sit in the living room and watch it! ”
Lin Meijia is about to go crazy!
She thought that Lin Qiaoqun would go back to the house to sleep soon, even if she didn't go back to the house to sleep, she would have to go to the toilet, right?
But from seven o'clock to eleven o'clock in the evening, for four hours, Lin Qiaoqun just sat in the living room, and he didn't move his buttocks!
And, don't mean to sleep yet?
Looking at the livestock in the room, she hasn't found a chance to sneak out yet, isn't Lin Meicaneng in a hurry!
"Dad!" Lin Meijia opened the door a crack, pretended to yawn, and said, "Dad, it's so late, don't you sleep yet?" Staying up late is not good for your health, not to mention at your age, you must stop staying up late. ”
"Oh, the documentary just now is good, and it's very deep. There's a replay later, I'll take a closer look! Lin Qiaoqun said seriously.
"Huh? How long does this time take? Lin Meijia asked.
"More than two hours, what's wrong?"
"Not really. What the? Two hours? It's eleven o'clock now, and in two hours, isn't that one o'clock in the morning? Dad, you can't stay up all night anymore. Why don't you wait for me to download that documentary to your phone, and watch it whenever you want, okay? Lin Meijia said.
"Are you going to let me watch it tomorrow at work? That won't work! I'll just stay up this time, you go to sleep. Hey? Why are you still wearing a police uniform? Lin Qiaoqun asked vigilantly.
"Oh, I was ironing my clothes just now, and when I'm done, I'll put them on and see how it goes. Good night, Dad! Lin Meijia was so frightened that she hurriedly shrank in, so that her father didn't come and knock on the door. What to do? There are still two hours, so do you have to wait another two hours? That's not going to trap people to death! ”
"Sleepy? Then go to sleep! Han Xiaohei jumped from the computer chair to the soft big bed. Lying on all fours, how comfortable it is.
"You think it's beautiful! Isn't it just two hours, just wait! Lin Meijia grabbed Han Xiaohei's ears and dragged Han Xiaohei up.
"But I'm sleepy." Han Xiaohei pretended to yawn.
"You have to endure the sleepiness, come, let's fight the landlord, time will pass soon!" Lin Meijia turned around and opened the drawer and took out a deck of playing cards.
"How can two people fight the landlord?"
"Stupid! I'll just play the role of two people! Lin Meijia said.
"You're holding two people's cards? Isn't that toss-and-over equivalent to two dozen one? Han Xiaohei's face was in pain.
"Huh! Are you disgusting, how can you say it in front of a girl...... Dislike! Lin Meijia scolded with a red face.
"You seem to have heard it wrong, I'm talking about two big and one, not five to one."
"Humph! What you just said is obviously five to one, don't say it, touch the cards! ”
"I don't want to touch the cards, I want to touch you."
"Ahh Dislike! Get your stinky hands away. Wait, I'll put on the wrap first, or you'll get away with it!" What do you watch? Turn around! ”
"Turn around, what else do I think?"
"Nasty! I just didn't let you see it, so I made you turn around! ”
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Early the next morning, when Lin Meijia woke up from her sleep and saw a man lying next to her, she screamed.
"Ahh Lin Meijia only called halfway, and suddenly thought of what happened last night, and immediately covered her mouth with her hand. "You...... Why haven't you left yet? ”
"Playing cards last night, you fell asleep while playing." Han Xiaohei was lying on his side, his left hand supporting his head, and his right leg was on Lin Meijia's body.
"Did I sleep? It seems to be, but why didn't you leave? Lin Meijia pushed Han Xiaohei away.
"Because I'm asleep too." Han Xiaohei said innocently.
"Really? You didn't do anything to me while I was asleep, did you? Lin Meijia lifted the quilt, fortunately, her clothes were neatly dressed. As soon as Lin Meijia breathed a sigh of relief, she immediately became nervous. You can take off your clothes and put them back on. Just this shameless guy in front of him, really didn't do anything? Why don't you believe it!
"No, I swear to God. What interests me is not your hands and feet, hehe! Han Xiaohei said, wantonly aiming at Lin Meijia's neckline.
"Die!" Lin Meijia kicked Han Xiaohei hard, "Can you be serious?" Answer me quickly, have you done anything to me? Don't worry, even if you do something to me, I won't do anything to you. Because...... Because ......"
Will Lin Meijia say 'because I want to too'? I can't say it, that's why I'm so spitting.
"Because of what?"
"Because I understand you!" Lin Meijia touched her face, meaning that I am so beautiful, if you can hold back, it will be strange.
"You are like this as a policeman, and when you torture and reveal evidence, you go back on your word, so I don't believe it!" Han Xiaohei said.
"But I'm not asking you as a police officer right now, okay?" Lin Meijia grabbed Han Xiaohei's ears again.
"It hurts, can you let go first?" When Lin Meijia let go, Han Xiaohei rubbed his ears and said, "I really didn't do anything to you, if half of my words are false, I will hit five thunderstorms every day, and I can't ......."
"Enough!" Lin Meijia glared at Han Xiaohei, and kicked Han Xiaohei again in a huff, which made Han Xiaohei confused.
What's the situation?
Didn't do anything to her, why did she get even more angry?
Of course Lin Meijia was angry, not only angry, but also lost in her heart!
And such a shameless fellow, in a room, in a bed, slept all night, and nothing happened? Lin Meijia was thinking, is it because she is not beautiful enough? Not enough for this animal to like?
At this time, the voice of Lin Qiaoqun came from outside.
"Meijia, are you practicing your voice again? Stop practicing, let's go, I'll drop you off at work! Lin Qiaoqun said.
"Oh!" Lin Meijia hurriedly washed and scrubbed, and was about to speak to Han Xiaohei, but Han Xiaohei spoke first.
"I think you should change to a small one, the one last night, it was too wet!" Han Xiaohei kindly reminded.
"Ahh Han Xiaohei, why don't you die! Lin Meijia felt it, and then found that it was indeed wet. Why is it so wet? Did you shed a lot last night? It's okay to flow a lot of water, and this man knows about it, Lin Meijia, you are not ashamed. Lin Meijia changed into Xiao Nene angrily, and instructed Han Xiaohei: "When we leave, you can leave quickly, hum!" ”
In fact, Lin Meijia still wants to scold again, you know that I am wet, you are still ...... It's useless!
Lin Qiaoqun and Lin Meijia were gone, and Han Xiaohei was also relieved.
"Get some more sleep? Forget it, I haven't been to school for a few days, so let's go! ”
After Han Xiaohei washed it simply, and was about to leave, he just opened the door and bumped into it...... Lin Qiao Group?
In an instant, Han Xiaohei, who has such a strong heart and is still the most brazen guy in the world, is also a little messed up
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