Finally, Han Xiaohei came to the gate of the ghost courtyard before Ouyang Wudan caught up.

"Ghost grandpa, I'm coming to see you!" Han Xiaohei came to the gate and shouted at the top of his voice.

Of course, he would not be stupid enough to say that he was chased by Ouyang Wudan and fled here. Otherwise, wouldn't his intention of deliberately luring Ouyang Wudan here be exposed?

When the time comes, the ghost will be angry and will have to stand by and watch.

There is no ghost response, sleeping so early?

Han Xiaohei walked into the courtyard and was about to say hello, but he heard such a voice from the roof.

"Scissors baggage hammer, scissors baggage hammer, scissors baggage hammer ......"

This is the voice of a child, and the owner of the voice should be five or six years old. And not one, it seems to be two!

No, if you don't sleep at night, whose children are so bored and run to the roof of someone's house to play with scissors and baggage hammers?

Besides, they're so noisy, if they get annoyed, they're going to be spanked.

Han Xiaohei tapped his toes, and the person had already come to the roof.

Under the silvery moonlight, on the roof stood two children dressed like red children. They wore identical red belly pockets, and the belly pockets were embroidered with two mandarin ducks playing in the water. On the two immature little faces, there is a red mark at the center of the eyebrows.

Depend on!

This makes people born in the ** 10s see it, and it is easy to mistake these two children, who jumped out of the children's photos of that period.

Where did these two cute little guys come from?

There's not even a ladder here, how did they climb up? Why are you so interested, playing with scissors and baggage hammers here in the middle of the night?

Han Xiaohei walked over and said, "Children, you guys have a lot of fun!" ”

"Not happy, not happy at all!" The two children said in unison.

"Why aren't you happy?" Han Xiaohei asked puzzled.

"We saw a cricket in the morning, and no one wanted to catch it. So, let's play scissors baggage hammer, whoever loses will catch it. But from morning to now, he just doesn't lose! The child on the left pouted.

"Why should I lose? I just don't lose, I just don't lose! The kid on the right stuck out his tongue and grimaced.

"Are you still a man? Dislike! ”

"What's wrong with me being a man, no one stipulates that a man will lose to a woman, hum!"

Han Xiaohei on the side almost vomited blood.

These two children are co-authored, the little girl on the left and the little boy on the right.

Listening to their speeches, Han Xiaohei suddenly thought of a word, people are small and big.

What they say is really not appropriate for their own age.

The most critical, and what made Han Xiaohei vomit blood, was not these.

What did they just say, they saw a cricket in the morning, and no one bothered to catch it. Therefore, the method of using scissors to burden the hammer, who loses and who catches it?

Could it be that these two little kids have been playing with scissors and baggage hammers since the morning?

Oh, my God!

They're too persistent, aren't they?

And are they not hungry and thirsty?

Besides, the cricket in the morning has long since disappeared, right?

Even if they can tell the winner now, can they catch it again?

Han Xiaohei was about to speak, and found a particularly interesting and incredible thing.

These two children, he made scissors, and she also made scissors. He has a burden, and she has a burden. He punched, and she punched. It's strange that there are no patterns, but they are surprisingly the same.

Dragon and phoenix fetus, do you have a spirit in your heart?

But they don't look very similar.

According to their way of playing, I'm afraid that if there are a few days and nights, they may not be able to distinguish between winning and losing, right?

So, Han Xiaohei persuaded: "Listen to your uncle, hurry up and go home." Otherwise, Mom and Dad won't find you, and they'll be worried. ”

"We don't have mom and dad!" The two children said in unison.

"No Mom and Dad?" Han Xiaohei was stunned, thinking that they were also like himself, were they orphans? couldn't help but feel sour and a little distressed, and continued to persuade: "Then where is your home, I'll send you back." ”

"I don't need to!" The two children didn't appreciate it at all.

"It's so shameless." Han Xiaohei stretched out his hand, touched the little girl's little head, and said, "You are a girl, you have to be more well-behaved to be likable." ”

"Huh?" The little girl stopped, raised her little head, with a pair of big watery eyes, and looked at Han Xiaohei with a wink, her face was innocent, but she suddenly got a little angry, "Dangdang, he's a bad person, he eats my tofu!" ”

In an instant, Han Xiaohei felt as if he had been struck by lightning.

I thought that this little girl was really a big ghost, if she was another child, how would she know what it means to eat tofu.

However, no matter how hard we put our hearts, it is impossible to attack such a child.

Han Xiaohei was wronged, and he was about to explain how wronged he was. The little man pursed his lips, glared at Han Xiaohei, and said, "Ding Ding, let's have a showdown later." As your fiancé, I am obligated to teach the big pervert/wolf who took advantage of you a lesson. You go and stay aside and let you see how good your fiancé is! ”

Han Xiaohei was struck by lightning again.

Oh, my God!

They...... How old are they, and they are engaged in objects, like us and Liang Yin, are they doll relatives?

"Kid, where did my uncle eat your fiancée's tofu? Besides, my uncle looks like such a talent, is he upright, does he look like a bad guy? Han Xiaohei said.

"Like!" The two children were very serious and stern, and nodded to answer Han Xiaohei's question.

"I've been defeated by you, okay, little brat, are you going to fight me? What are you kidding, I have always respected the old and loved the young, so you better save it. Otherwise, if you make me angry, I'll spank your little ass! Han Xiaohei stretched out his hand, and even pretended to be fierce.

Han Xiaohei thought that the little boy would be so frightened that he would hide to the side, and he didn't want the little boy to hold his chest up and take a big step forward. Thumbs up at Han Xiaohei, is he praising Han Xiaohei?

No, because the little boy's thumb is pointing downward.

"Big pervert/wolf, you can't!" The little boy said contemptuously.

"Sister! I was told no by a little kid, if this gets out, I'm really shameless. Okay, you said I can't do it, then I'll let you see if I can do it! Han Xiaohei rolled up his sleeves angrily, and then reached out to hug the little boy, and then hit the little boy's ass.

When Han Xiaohei's hand was about to grab the little boy, the little boy was not afraid at all, and stretched out his fat little hand without dodging or dodging, and grabbed Han Xiaohei's wrist first.

This little guy really has courage.

Han Xiaohei praised the little boy in his heart, and was about to exert his strength to hug the little boy over.

Suddenly, Han Xiaohei's face was startled, and he re-examined the two little guys in front of him in disbelief.

(Sister!) I suddenly found that the monthly pass is very important, ask for points, hehe! ）