Chapter 990: It's so beautiful that it's against the sky!
Twenty minutes later, there was a burst of exclamations from the room.
"Oh my God! Is this my brother-in-law? Is this a flower that does not stay? I don't believe that this ...... That's pretty too, isn't it? It's like a lady who came out of a painting, up and down, flawless, and perfect! Murong Shishi covered her small mouth with a look of disbelief.
"If it's not them, who else could it be? It's really beautiful, if this is really ancient, where are the four beauties. Beautiful...... Beautiful...... I can't describe it, I'm really jealous anyway! Elofe looked like she was about to go crazy.
"The moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed, the fish and geese are sunk, so beautiful that I, a woman, can't bear to blink my eyes, I can't see enough." Wang Yuyan said.
"If this goes out, does anyone know they're two men? Even I don't believe it, they're men! Nandie whispered excitedly.
"Indeed...... It's really beautiful, so beautiful that every woman will be ashamed of herself when she sees it! Runan can't even describe his current mood.
"If I could give birth to them so delicate, I would definitely make the world messy!" Xuan Jingyi said.
"If I were a man, they were really women, even if they died, I would not marry them!" Liang Yin said.
Every man wants to be praised by a woman, the key is which aspect he is praised by a woman, if it is the kung fu in bed, then Han Xiaohei will definitely be very proud. However, being treated as a 'woman' by a woman and praising her like a fairy, Han Xiaohei couldn't stand it, she really felt like she had thorns all over her body, and it was uncomfortable.
But it doesn't matter if Hua doesn't keep this shameless guy. Not only did he not feel uncomfortable, but he also deliberately pushed down the cotton, but it looked really big breasts, and then smiled charmingly, hooked his orchid fingers, bowed slightly, and said in a sheepish voice: "Your Majesty, let's have another cup!" ”
Vomit!
The seven beauties are about to vomit, which is very beautiful, but after all, I know that these two beauties are actually men. A big man is so charming, anyone who sees it will vomit.
Boom!
Han Xiaohei kicked on Hua Buliu's buttocks, and said angrily: "Do you think this is the drunken concubine, let's go, the game will start immediately, go early and end early, wearing women's clothes, it's really awkward to death!" ”
Han Xiaohei shook his shoulders, then took a cigarette in his mouth, and was about to walk out with figure-eight steps.
"Oops! Brother-in-law, you are a beauty now, wearing a laurel wreath and wearing Hanfu, how can you smoke. Also, you have to change your posture when you walk, take small steps, and twist a little. Yes, the ass shakes two and three times. Hold it with both hands and place it in front of your lower abdomen. Relax your shoulders, look soft and weak, don't be so strong. Don't raise your face so high, lower, lower, yes, when others look at you, you have to pretend to be shy. And laugh, shyly, preferably with an orchid finger, half-covering the grinning mouth. Yes, when looking at people, don't be so murderous, okay? Be subtle, a little more charming, it's good. In this way, always remember that you are a beauty, or a beauty of the Han Dynasty! Murong Shishi was like a teacher.
"Ahh Han Xiaohei, who had already walked out of the door, was really going crazy. There were many people in the corridor, and Han Xiaohei shouted such a voice, which immediately attracted the attention of many people.
When these people saw Han Xiaohei, whether they were men or women, they immediately became dumbfounded.
Hey?
Wasn't it the voice of an old man just now? Why is it a ...... So beautiful, so beautiful, such a beautiful beauty?
Oh, my God!
I really can't think of any gorgeous rhetoric in the world that can describe the beauty of this beauty. Drunk, really drunk!
Being watched by so many people, and they all looked at it like they were fascinated, Han Xiaohei smiled inexplicably, and then used his orchid fingers, half-covering his slightly grinning mouth, and somehow got it, he made a very soft voice and whispered: "I'm really sorry, there's a neurotic in the room, disturbing you!" ”
Wow!
The whole corridor is boiling!
Not only is she beautiful, but her every move, and even her voice, she can kill people beautifully.
I'm sorry?
What is there to be sorry for, beauty, don't be so polite, even if you kill us, we won't have any complaints!
Han Xiaohei, who closed the door, almost threw up.
Nima!
What happened just now, why was it inexplicably like that, it was exactly what Murong Shishi said.
I'm a man, I'm not a woman!
What made Han Xiaohei want to slap himself even more was that he said just now that he was a psychopath!
Who would call themselves insane? You're a psychopath!
Seeing Han Xiaohei's angry appearance, Murong Shishi hurriedly walked up, and also learned from Han Xiaohei's appearance just now, and said, "Niangniang, you just got pregnant with a dragon seed, don't be angry because of something unhappy." It's a little cool, let's drive back to the palace. ”
"Niangniang, what she said is very reasonable!" Hua Buliu seemed to be holding a Buddha dust in his hand, shook it lightly, and then shouted: "Get up!" ”
"Don't leave flowers, I think you have a lot of potential to be a eunuch!" Han Xiaohei said, reaching out and grabbing the tall stand on Hua Buliu's chest.
"Yikes! Indecent, indecent! Hua Buliu shouted.
"Huh?"
"Shouldn't I be reacting like this? Then I'll change it! Oh! Yes! Well! Comfortable, harder, harder, damn, you're so annoying! "The flowers don't stay **.
Vomit!
Now there are not only seven big beauties, but Han Xiaohei, who are also retching disgustingly.
"Alright, alright, there's really no time. Yu Yan, you accompany them to the game, if the two of us can't show up, we can't go! Liang Yin said.
"Yes, if someone finds out about us, then they know that they are impostors, and we can't go. However, there will be live broadcasts on the Internet, and we will always pay attention to cheer you on. Brother-in-law, come on, we must defeat Jin Xiuna and fight for our Chinese girls! Murong Shishi clenched her fists and said.
"All of a sudden, it was as if I was carrying the whole country on my back. Although I am not patriotic, as a Chinese citizen, I still have the obligation to protect its face. Get! In this case, then I feel much more comfortable, and I will do my best! Han Xiaohei patted his chest and said.
Before leaving, Han Xiaohei and Hua Buliu also looked at themselves in the mirror.
It's so beautiful, it's still naturally beautiful, so beautiful that it makes me feel intoxicated. I don't believe it, can I still win against the artificial beauty Kim Xiuna of country H? What an international joke!
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