"Nor who I am." Zhao Tiezhu smiled proudly. said, "I'm sometimes helpless, why am I so fond of girls? Is it because I'm handsome? Admittedly this is a factor, but I think the biggest factor lies in my interior, and there are very few people in this world who combine my inner beauty and outer beauty so well.

"Cut, I don't see the inner beauty, and I don't think the outer beauty either." Li Ling'er said disdainfully.

"Ouch, Ling'er, aren't you jealous?" Zhao Tiezhu smiled evilly.

"Jealous? How can it be! Li Ling'er denied, "Don't I know the girls in our class?" At most, I have an ambiguous relationship with you, see if we can have any problems, and then take advantage of the weakness to get in, this is all acceptable, not to mention that we are not real boyfriend and girlfriend, just like me, can I be guilty of eating other people's vinegar? Brother Tiezhu, tell you secretly, there are a lot of boys who text me every day! ”

"Oh? Are they all chasing you? Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.

"I didn't say anything, who was so stupid to chase me? Nowadays, if you want to chase someone else, it just so happens that the person has a boyfriend and girlfriend, then basically it will not be the same as before to chase directly, all adopt roundabout tactics, such as sending a text message every day to say hello, or often meet by chance, so not only will it not be disgusting, but it is easier to deepen the friendship unconsciously, if you say bluntly that I want to chase you, it is easy to give people a bad impression, to put it simply, I have a boyfriend and girlfriend, you still chase me, are you a neurotic? ”

"Uh-huh, that, Ling'er, tell me, who texts you every day?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.

"There are a lot of them, there are seniors, and people in the society, I don't know where they got my phone! But I'm very smart.,Just send a text message.,Say hello if you've eaten.,Have you slept or not?,Wear more clothes when it's cold.,How is your relationship?,Is there any twists and turns?,Do you need shoulders?,Anyway, these things.,I didn't see the serious gossip saying that you want to chase me! ”

"Well, this method is good, in high school, Lao Shi often taught us to use it, but you all belong to the next point, Lao Shi said, this kind of thing, just in a perseverance, you have to send a text message greeting ah or something, it's best to pick a fixed time, such as eleven o'clock in the evening, and then text and don't write much, just one, "It's late, did you sleep?" I'm going to sleep, go to bed early, bye-bye. "It's as simple as that, if you insist on it for a month or two, people will easily become dependent on your text messages, and one day if you don't send it, the other party may feel uncomfortable, and you will wonder why you didn't send it, is there something wrong with you? Or did you forget! And if you can make a girl feel dependent on you, then you are half the battle! ”

"Brother Tiezhu, are you quite familiar with this kind of thing?" Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu with a wicked smile, "Did you often use this method to deceive ignorant girls in high school?" ”

"It's not me, it's Lao Shi!" Zhao Tiezhu shook his head firmly and said, "This method, with little investment, and the most important thing is that you can cast a wide net and fish less, set it up in groups, and send a dozen or so at once at that time, and send that every day, and there will be no text message that I originally wanted to send to A to B's hand, speaking of which, I suddenly remembered a sad boy in our high school!" Zhao Tiezhu's face was full of smiles.

"Oh? What's so sad? Li Linger asked.

"It was in the third year of high school, the man had a girlfriend, they had been together for a long time, and the two had a relationship, and then one day, the man didn't know if he was brain-dead or what, he took his girlfriend's mobile phone and sent a group text message to his friend and brother, the content of the text message was: "I have it", guess what happened? ”

"How?"

Soon someone replied, "What? It won't be so fast, will it? We just did it yesterday! "Haha" After Zhao Tiezhu finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing.

"What a tragedy." Li Linger covered her mouth and smiled.

This is not the end, the text message keeps coming, and someone replies, "Isn't it?" I have all those with TT! Someone replied, "Rub, this must be XXX, he got it in the last time the three of us played!" Some people even replied, "I'll give you 100,000, and you will beat the child." "Haha, in fact, it's okay to reply to these, the key is that when that buddy reads these text messages, he watches them with us, don't you look at that buddy's face, it's really colorful and everything, it's the green on the head that is the most serious!" Zhao Tiezhu said, his face was already smiling, his face was red and his neck was thick, but Li Ling'er was much calmer, and said with emotion, "This green hat is the saddest thing." ”

When the two returned to the villa, it was almost eight o'clock, Zhao Tiezhu called Su Yanni, and learned that it would take another half an hour to get to FJ, so he waited in the villa with peace of mind.

"Brother Tiezhu, did you send someone to carry Sister Yanni?" Li Linger asked.

"Well, what else? She's my girlfriend! Zhao Tiezhu said sneeringly.

"Cut, a girlfriend is a girlfriend, Sister Yanni is still our sister! If you calculate it carefully, I'm still your sister-in-law! Li Ling'er said, "Come, call sister-in-law." ”

"Ling'er, don't you know that my sister-in-law is half of my brother-in-law's ass? And there is a saying in ancient times that it is natural to flirt with a sister-in-law! Are you hinting at something to me? Zhao Tiezhu smiled evilly.

"Go, go, who said that in ancient times?" Li Linger asked.

"A university scholar said that."

"Who?"

"His name has long disappeared into the torrent of history."

Half an hour passed quickly, Zhao Tiezhu was a little excited, although he had just separated from Su Yanni a few days ago, but it was in Su Yanni's house, not in the villa here, this villa can be regarded as a witness to the development of the relationship between Zhao Tiezhu and Su Yanni, and now the two are reunited in this villa, which is extraordinary.

Soon, there was a burst of car sounds at the door, Zhao Tiezhu, Li Linger, Lucy and Cao Ziyi walked out of the villa one after another, only to see a black Mercedes-Benz parked at the door of the villa, Su Yanni, who was wearing a short skirt and black silk, appeared in front of everyone, Su Yanni's hair had grown to her shoulders, naturally draped over her shoulders, and her eyes wore a pair of delicate black-framed glasses, giving people a sense of charm in the night.

"Welcome home." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.