Chapter 467: The Queen Who Destroys the Three Views
There are seven beauties in the family, Wang Yuyan, Yiluofei, Nandie, and when they are called Han Xiaohei, they will all call Xiaohei brother.
Runan will be called Han Xiaohei, Murong Shishi will be called brother-in-law, when Liang Yin is in a good mood, he will be called Xiaohei, and when he is in a bad mood, he will be called Han Xiaohei.
As for the title of scum, only Xuan Jingyi's crazy girl is on her lips.
Therefore, the next one to appear is naturally Xuan Jingyi.
Originally, Han Xiaohei still had a trace of fantasy, after all, Xuan Jingyi looked good and had a good figure, so she was a child-faced giant. It's just that when Han Xiaohei saw Xuan Jingyi, that trace of illusion was also shattered in an instant.
Is that hair that is not yellow and red but not red a big curl? How do you look at it, how it looks like it is scalded out with fire tongs, and it is clearly a chicken nest.
is obviously a pretty face, and it doesn't matter if she wears heavy makeup, but is she called makeup?
Thick eyebrows, a little closer, it's a straight eyebrow. The dark blue eyeshadow looks like two big panda eyes. The foundation is uneven, and the cheeks are red like a monkey's butt. Is lipstick on your lips? It's as if I've just drunk blood, and I'm so cautious when I look at it.
People are making more and more makeup, and she is simply disfigured.
Her outfit made people vomit blood.
The blue dress is obviously noble and elegant. But when worn on her, it is a domineering sling temperament. That's a deep V, but what's the point of wearing a white T-shirt underneath? Can you still highlight the sexiness of deep V? The small waist is obviously very thin, but I don't know what is stuffed inside, and it has become a bucket waist.
And the girl, this is obviously a long skirt with a high slit, at most it can only show a foot and neck, you put on two black silks, what do you mean?
Finally, don't you think such a long dress is more appropriate with a pair of high heels? But why did you just wear a pair of cotton slippers?
Oh, my God!
Han Xiaohei screamed miserably, and said in his heart, this crazy girl is so ruined, she must be playing a character like Sister Feng!
Unexpectedly, after Xuan Jingyi came over, she put on a posture that she thought was very charming, and before speaking, she threw a wink at Han Xiaohei and said, "Scum, do you think I'm beautiful?" ”
Although Xuan Jingyi is very ruined, she is a girl after all, and she asks so, can Han Xiaohei still say that she is not beautiful?
"Hmm!" Han Xiaohei couldn't bear to look at him and turned his face and nodded vigorously. Endure, can endure. As long as Xuan Jingyi is like Nan Die, floating in and away like a cloud, Han Xiaohei feels that his life will not be in danger.
"I think it's pretty too, you know? I dressed myself up, and they didn't believe I was going to dress up, which made them stunned! Xuan Jingyi said proudly.
"I was stunned!" Han Xiaohei muttered quietly.
"Scum, what do you say, say it again!"
"I said I didn't expect it, you're amazing!" Han Xiaohei gave a thumbs up to Xuan Jingyi. can use such a beautiful skirt, such good cosmetics, and dress herself up as a person, not a ghost, Xuan Jingyi is really talented.
"Oops! I forgot one thing. Xuan Jingyi covered her little face, looking like a little woman.
"If you think of it, then do it quickly, time waits for no one." Han Xiaohei said.
"It's just a small thing, I just forgot to look in the mirror, I remember there was a small mirror behind the TV, I took it and looked at it."
"No wonder you're still alive." Han Xiaohei whispered. Han Xiaohei felt that if Xuan Jingyi saw herself in the mirror, she would have to be scared to death. So, Han Xiaohei hurriedly stopped Xuan Jingyi, "Slow! You have to think twice! ”
"What do you mean?" Xuan Jingyi asked.
"I don't mean anything, I just think you're so beautiful, if you pick up the mirror, you have to put it down." Han Xiaohei said.
"Really? Oh, my God! Won't I be going to wake up tomorrow morning with my own beauty? Xuan Jingyi said.
"I guess so." Han Xiaohei said.
"Haha! Scum, I used to think you were annoying, but now I suddenly feel that you still have an advantage. ”
"What's the plus?"
"Honest."
"I ......" Han Xiaohei was about to cry, what he said was obviously a lie, and he was praised for being honest?
"Scum!"
"Huh? Slowly. Can you change your name in the future, otherwise, you keep calling it that, I thought this was my name. Han Xiaohei said.
"Okay, scum!"
"Well, I'm powerless! That, Jingyi, it's not early, aren't you going back to bed? ”
"What's the hurry, are you driving me away?" Xuan Jingyi pouted.
"No, really not!" Han Xiaohei hurriedly shook his head.
"Don't worry, I know I'm beautiful today, even if you can't help but take a few more looks, for the sake of you being wronged today, I won't beat you." After Xuan Jingyi finished speaking, she threw another wink.
"Then I really want to thank you."
"Guess!"
"Guess what?" Han Xiaohei was stunned.
"Guess what role I'm playing?" Xuan Jingyi asked.
"I said I can't guess, okay?"
"Of course you can, who made me so beautiful. However, you still have to guess, guess one by one, and when you guess, I'll nod! ”
"Really, let me guess?" Han Xiaohei's face was painful, he could guess, but it had to be zombies, zombies, female ghosts, and the like. However, if he said this, Han Xiaohei felt that Xuan Jingyi would definitely promise not to kill him.
Therefore, Han Xiaohei can only guess better. What is good? It's the kind of ******** role that all men dream of, such as flight attendants, nurses, teachers, and the like before.
If these characters are put on Xuan Jingyi, if they are hit again, then the beauty will no longer be beautiful, and Han Xiaohei will definitely feel loveless.
But he still has to guess, so Han Xiaohei can only guess hard.
"Pole dancer?" Han Xiaohei beat his chest and paused, he really felt sorry for the girl who danced pole dance.
"It's not!" Xuan Jingyi shook her head.
"Oh!" Han Xiaohei breathed a sigh of relief, "Sister next door? ”
"It's not!" Xuan Jingyi shook her head again.
"Oh!" Han Xiaohei breathed a sigh of relief again. "I'll think about it again."
Han Xiaohei racked his brains to think about it, but Xuan Jingyi couldn't wait.
"Stupid, I'm playing the queen!" After Xuan Jingyi finished speaking, she pulled out a leather whip from her back.
"Queen?" Han Xiaohei was so frightened that he sat down on the ground.
Oh, my God!
Queen, in the island country movie, what a crazy role for men.
Moreover, the actors they play are all super charming, super sexy, and super mature women.
Looking at Xuan Jingyi's dress again, Han Xiaohei really felt loveless.
Heaven, earth, send someone to collect this little demon.
Syllable!
Han Xiaohei was going crazy, and Xuan Jingyi whipped at his ass.
"Believe in me, and have eternal life, and confess the Lord!" After Xuan Jingyi finished speaking, she touched her nose like a gentleman, and suddenly burst into laughter again. "Haha! Scum, isn't my acting particularly good? Okay, for the sake of you being so wronged today, I'll just whip you, just mean it, I'll go first, what's the matter! ”
"What...... Da! ”
Is Xuan Jingyi finally gone?
Only then did Han Xiaohei see a little hope for life.
Believe in her, have eternal life, and confess the Lord?
Is the queen in this girl's heart actually a murderous female devil?
ruined, a very beautiful role in Han Xiaohei's heart, because Xuan Jingyi played it once, it was completely ruined.
Han Xiaohei rubbed his buttocks, which were almost fleshy, and collapsed on the sofa.
Murong Shishi, Yi Luofei, Runan, Nandie, and Xuan Jingyi, five big beauties appeared one after another, and there were still two left.
Next, Liang Yin and Wang Yuyan will be the finale, what kind of ******** will they make?
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