Chapter 477: 'Comrade' Theory (Three Shifts Delivered)
Liu Yan commented: "In fact, this poem is also a proposition, and its difficulty is no less than the previous two. In ancient times, there are many poems and songs to praise beautiful women, such as Li Yannian's "There are beautiful women in the north", Li Bai's "Qingping Le", Li Qingzhao's "Dianjiang", etc., but most of them describe the kitsch of famous prostitutes, but this poem is different, only to see the stunning but not flattering, using the scenery to personify, to compare the scenery with the scene, to the beauty of the beauty, to describe the beauty in front of or in the mind of the author. Compared with the beauties in the scene, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, no matter how many scenes there are, it is also in vain, and there is no girly girl in the author's mind. No matter how beautiful the four beauties who have been recited for more than a thousand years are, they are much inferior in the eyes and pen of the author, and they are not as beautiful as the girls in the author's mind. ”
After listening to Liu Yan's comments, Wu Lan said: "Jingmei is more beautiful, I want to be a person in the poem." ”
Liu Yan breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "Especially the last two sentences, it is even more amazing, the word hibiscus is the good name of the sister flower Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao given by literati and writers to the Three Kingdoms period for more than a thousand years. The last sentence 'Who is the two coquettish guests of the Lu family', if it is said to be pushing the whole poem to *, it is better to say that it is to push it to the peak, who can have such a beautiful sister flower in the future? A big question mark will make men all over the world seek more than once, move forward bravely, and answer this crown jewel of life with a lifetime of energy. Wonderful! Wonderful! It's wonderful! ”
"In my opinion, the poetry is wonderful, the reviews are even better, I like Brother Zhang's poems, and I also appreciate Sister Liu's wonderful comments on Brother Zhang's poems. Wu Lan said.
"Stinky girl, don't be a sycophant, my sister doesn't like this." Liu Yan scolded with a smile.
"My sister is just telling the truth, and by the way, patting my sister's beautiful buttocks is like massaging my sister." Wu Lan said with a smile.
The mention of beautiful buttocks made Liu Yan secretly amused, the passion just now made him a flying immortal out of the sky, and he lost so much water, isn't it caused by his beautiful buttocks.
"My sister is old, where did the beautiful buttocks come from, my sister's buttocks can't be compared with the buttocks of you young girls, it's still young." Liu Yan sighed.
Wu Lan said: "How can it? A woman like my sister is the most charming! Look at your towering and undulating breasts, elastic and convex hips, and your plump and slender legs, full of mature fragrance. Look at your wavy black hair, high nose bridge, fluttering lips, and your unique charming smile, exuding a sense of maturity that attracts everyone around you. Standing next to you, both men and women, will involuntarily think about it, even my sister wants to kiss your seductive little mouth, touch your bulging breasts, and even ......"
"Or even what?" Liu Yan asked.
"I even want to take a few sips of your **." Wu Lan said with a smile.
"Don't talk nonsense, the more you talk about it, the more unstylish it becomes, how can women and women do such things?" Liu Yan said.
"Sister Liu, you are really lonely, don't you know the word 'comrade'?" Wu Lan asked.
"You ask? Who doesn't know that word? Liu Yan said disapprerovingly.
"Sister Liu, do you know what it means?" Wu Lan asked with a smile.
"Who doesn't know that? As early as the Spring and Autumn period, "Chinese? In the book Jin Yu IV, the word "comrade" is explained, that is: the same virtue is the same heart, and the same heart is the comrade, which shows that the "comrade" is the like-minded person. Of course, this word is now mostly used by people to greet each other. Liu Yan replied.
"Sister Liu only knows one thing, but she doesn't know the other, "Hou Han Shu? Liu Tao's Biography said: All the friends with you must also be comrades. It means that friends of the same sex must be gay. Therefore, 'gay' also stands for same-sex love, commonly known as homosexuality. Since this sexual orientation is not well regarded in China, most same-sex behavior is still in a state of non-disclosure. In fact, this kind of behavior has become the norm in many developed countries, and same-sex marriage and starting a family have become a common thing. Wu Lan explained with a smile.
"You stinky girl, when did you study the 'comrade' theory? You can't really be 'gay', are you? Liu Yan asked with a smile.
"Sister Liu, do you think I look like a comrade? I'm the best man.,I just said I want to be with you.,It's just to show that I particularly appreciate my sister.,Sister's beauty.,It can be said that it's so beautiful.,Of course, my sister can't help but want to kiss your little mouth.,Touch your chest.,Puff your **.。 Beauty is like a very beautiful work of art, who doesn't want to touch it, it has nothing to do with gays. Wu Lan said with a smile.