Chapter 124: The joke is bigger
Si Yuandong was such a big person, and he slipped and fell to the ground by a piece of watermelon peel, which naturally caused some students to laugh.
Some people laughed at Si Yuandong, and the other animals of 402 were naturally angry.
"Laugh, laugh at your sister, I see who dares to laugh again, Lao Tzu tied his vas deferens with a rope!" Lu Chao scolded a few words and stopped the group of students.
"! You're fucking useless, there's so much meat on your ass, you should be fine, right? Chen Yuancheng stepped forward and asked.
"I'm okay......" Si Yuandong squatted on the ground, before he finished speaking, his eyes rolled up and down, and suddenly his face was full of pain, and he wailed: "It hurts, it hurts, my ass has broken into eight petals, I can't move!" ”
Si Yuandong shouted in his mouth, and he also squeezed his eyebrows at the other animals.
What Si Yuandong means, the brothers are naturally very clear.
Si Yuandong was fine, he was pretending to be just trying to be lazy by taking advantage of this opportunity.
Get!
As soon as he ran out of school, he left Si Yuandong with only half a life left. Even if he has nine lives, I'm afraid he won't be able to make it to the end.
Therefore, the brothers are also quite distressed.
Now that there is such an opportunity, Si Yuandong can be lazy, and the brothers will naturally spare no effort to help Si Yuandong cheat.
Immediately, the other animals didn't say much, so they came up with acting skills that surpassed the actor and cooperated.
"Sir, this classmate may have injured his bones, and even if he doesn't have time to take him to the hospital, he can't continue to run. Otherwise, it will be one life at best, or ten lives at worst, which is not enough to die! Chen Yuancheng waved and shouted at You Guanlong in the jeep.
"Oops! What a poor child, so young, just wasted. If you ask for a daughter-in-law in the future, how will you give birth to a baby? For the sake of our deep affection, I don't dislike it, help you with this. Lu Chao said with a handful of snot and tears.
"In that case, Brother Lu Chao, let's do as you say. In the future, you will be responsible for helping him give birth to a baby, and I will be responsible for taking care of his junior. Liu Shangquan also said sadly.
Sister's!
At this time, I can't forget to take advantage of my brothers, what a group of livestock.
However, as long as he can be lazy, where does Si Yuandong still have so many accountants.
Therefore, Rao is brothers are so inhumane, but Si Yuandong still pretended to be full of gratitude and tears, and said, "Brothers, I thank you!"
It's just that You Guanlong's jeep is getting closer and closer, but there is no intention of stopping.
Didn't he hear? Don't see it?
No!
He heard it all, and he saw it all!
However, he ignored it all.
How could he believe that a fall could cripple a person?
Therefore, the true intentions of this group of students have long been seen through by him.
He didn't bother to say anything more about these students.
It is precisely because he did not say anything that his attitude was expressed.
Si Yuandong and the others couldn't get You Guanlong's answer, and the jeep drove straight over, not slowing down at all, but speeding up. Looking at this posture, it is obvious that there is a meaning of running over the brothers.
The brothers are not stupid, they know that they can't deceive others, and they can't help Si Yuandong be lazy, so they scolded in their hearts while avoiding the jeep that drove straight over.
It's just that when they hid to the side, they found that Si Yuandong was still squatting in place. Looking at the jeep that was only ten meters away from Si Yuandong and was still accelerating, my brother was a little hairy.
"Sister! Si Yuandong, why the are you still stunned, do you want him to run over you? Quick, get out of the way! Lu Chao shouted so loudly that his muscles burst out, and the other buddies were also jumping to their feet in a hurry.
"My day! It hurts, it hurts, I can't move! Si Yuandong shouted with a little pale face.
When the brothers dodged, he also wanted to get up. But as soon as he moved, the tail bone seemed to be broken, and he trembled in pain. And the legs are more like they have lost control, and they can't exert their strength.
It really hurts.
And the jeep, which was driving closer and closer, kept accelerating, making Si Yuandong's face even pale, and he was scared into a cold sweat.
"! I don't believe it, how dare he run over me! Si Yuandong gritted his teeth and said.
In You Guanlong's opinion, the group of students, especially the little fat man who pretended to be injured, made it clear that they wanted to argue with him.
As a soldier, the most difficult thing to accept is to compromise.
Okay, boy, when I don't dare run over you, do I? Then you wait, Lao Tzu wants to see how long you can really hold on.
If you really have that guts, Lao Tzu reads you, even if you are pretending to be injured, it can save you from carrying 20 kilometers of cross-country weight.
However, if you are soon scared to the point of urine, then don't blame Lao Tzu for looking down on you, and open a small stove for you, plus twenty kilometers!
Immediately, You Guanlong's resolute face showed a sneer. Immediately afterwards, he stepped on the accelerator, and the jeep accelerated again, rushing straight towards Si Yuandong, who was squatting on the ground.
Is this a joke?
This is a joke, of course!
Where would You Guanlong really get along with a student, let alone drive over the student.
Whoever let that kid fight him, he's just measuring that kid's courage.
Such a dangerous thing is also in line with You Guanlong's style.
However, this is also in You Guanlong's grasp.
Although he was less than ten meters away from the other party, he increased his speed again. But for him, the most powerful driver in the whole military region, everything is under his control.
If the opponent's courage is commendable and he can persevere to the end, You Guanlong can also be confident that he can brake the car at a distance of a few centimeters from the other party.
This is the best driver in the whole military region!
For You Guanlong, it's exciting.
But for a few of the 402 livestock, it was terrifying.
"! You're crazy, aren't you, stop! Lu Chao didn't care about the identity of the other party, and scolded in a hurry.
"! Si Yuandong, you get out of the way! Liu Shangquan and Chen Yuancheng also shouted.
And at this time, Si Yuandong, even if there was no injury on his buttocks, he couldn't move.
Imagine a car coming straight at you, and the speed is so fast that you can be knocked off in the next second.
Who wouldn't be afraid of being in such an environment?
Si Yuandong was also afraid, he was already scared to the bones, his frightened soul was scattered, the six gods had no owner, and his brain was blank.
Suddenly, he thought of his mother, thought of his father, like a child, opened his mouth and cried, "Dad, Mom, Wow, Wow, Wow!" ”
Sweat!
Si Yuandong cried, like a child who couldn't find his father and mother, which really made people cry and laugh.
Laugh?
The speeding jeep was only one or two meters away from Si Yuandong, but it had no intention of stopping, not only the animals of 402 couldn't laugh, but even the other students were so frightened that their faces changed.
Exercise!
That guy named You Guanlong, is this a real game?
That's ruthless, isn't it?!
Everyone was scolding You Guanlong, and You Guanlong, who was sitting in the jeep, his face changed, and he couldn't help but scold himself.
Damn it!
The brakes are out of order!
(Want to cry without tears, I received an editor's notice today, I have to do it today, I have to put it on the shelves?) I hate it so much that my tongue bursts! What I'm saying is true! Although this book will inevitably be on the shelves, my plan is to release it for 400,000 yuan. I didn't want to come out like this, I was already in tears. Putting it on the shelves is also a charge, and many friends will say goodbye to it, and I am very reluctant. But I'm sure there will still be friends who will support me, right? In order to apologize to my friends who left this, I uploaded five more free chapters before uploading the V chapter, sorry! )