Chapter 377: Is That the Women's Bathroom?
Murong Shishi was bullied by Han Xiaohei again, she was so naughty, she would definitely think of a way to get angry.
Han Xiaohei, who knew this, naturally had already made preparations.
After all the exciting items in the playground have been played. Murong Shishi pulled Han Xiaohei aside and said delicately: "Brother-in-law, people want to take you to a fun place." It's a surprise, so I'm going to blindfold you, okay? ”
"Really? Shishi, you are so good to your brother-in-law. However, my brother-in-law is thirsty, can you go and buy a bottle of pure water for my brother-in-law first? Be sure to have pure water, and my brother-in-law doesn't drink carbonated drinks. Han Xiaohei said.
"Okay, okay, then you can wait here for a while." Murong Shishi jumped on her little feet and went to the drink hall not far away.
"Shishi, my brother-in-law doesn't want to do this." Han Xiaohei shook his head helplessly, and then came to the bathroom on the side.
When the two of them came over just now, Murong Shishi always looked at the bathroom. Han Xiaohei, who is a ghost, feels that next, Murong Shishi's hands and feet must be related to the bathroom.
Whether your guess is right or not, be prepared first, and then take precautions.
After Han Xiaohei returned to the same place, Murong Shishi also bought pure water and trotted over.
"Brother-in-law, drink quickly!" Murong Shishi couldn't wait to say authentically. If it weren't for the next plan, would she have bought water for her evil brother-in-law? Not really!
"My brother-in-law is everyone's girl, so you must drink slowly, drink slowly." Han Xiaohei said, cocking his orchid finger and gently unscrewing the cap of the bottle. "Oops! Really, why can't I unscrew it? ”
"Brother-in-law!" The black line in Murong Shishi's head was completely speechless. I thought, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, when you touched someone's house, where did all that strength go?
However, in order to quickly implement the plan, Murong Shishi had no choice but to take the pure water and help Han Xiaohei unscrew it.
Three-year-old children can unscrew it, I really don't know why Han Xiaohei can't unscrew it.
"Thank you!" Han Xiaohei smiled and drank slowly.
How did others know that he was pretending to be like this for a purpose. There was an endless stream of people in the bathroom, and he deliberately dragged out the time, just to wait for less.
Murong Shishi looked at Han Xiaohei's sissy and really wanted to say something. Still, I held back.
Murong Shishi could hold back, but passers-by couldn't help it. When a young man with a cockscomb head walked by, he scolded Han Xiaohei with a disdainful face: "Dude, you are a good mother! ”
"Hello, son!" Han Xiaohei replied politely.
Han Xiaohei is scolding, but the young man with the head of the cockscomb thought about it for seven hundred and forty-nine days before he realized the connotation of this sentence.
Hello, mother!
Hello, son!
it!
Because of such an answer, the previous scolding sentence has become a polite greeting, high, really high!
Han Xiaohei was not in a hurry or panic, and drank one bite at a time, but Murong Shishi was in a hurry.
"Brother-in-law, don't look at how simple this kind of advertising slogan is. Besides, we're not making water, we're just nature's porters, and it's not much different from carbonated drinks, so it's better for you to drink less. Murong Shishi said.
"But people are thirsty." Han Xiaohei said coquettishly.
"But you've drunk a lot!" Murong Shishi pouted and said.
"But I still want to ...... I'm done! Han Xiaohei drank it all, threw the empty bottle into the trash, and then straightened up and stood in front of Murong Shishi. Shishi, aren't you going to surprise your brother-in-law? Then hurry, quickly blindfold my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law can't wait! ”
Han Xiaohei suddenly became anxious, which made Murong Shishi a little confused. She didn't think much of it, though. used the pink scarf that had been prepared a long time ago to blindfold Han Xiaohei's eyes.
"Brother-in-law, don't peek, don't peek!" Murong Shishi said.
"I won't peek, otherwise, I wouldn't have a little twitter." Han Xiaohei said. The reason why he was in a hurry was because there were fewer people coming to the bathroom at this time.
"Brother-in-law, can't you say a pure word?" Murong Shishi said.
"Is what I just said impure? Well, if I peek, God will punish me for the rest of my life, and I can only marry you and your sister's two daughters-in-law. Han Xiaohei said shamelessly.
"Is this the purity of your heart?" Murong Shishi was completely speechless. If it weren't for revenge, would she be alone with such an evil brother-in-law? Not really!
Murong Shishi took Han Xiaohei to the bathroom, but it was just a women's bathroom, and this was the first step in her plan.
After the first step was completed, Murong Shishi didn't say a word, let go of Han Xiaohei's hand, and ran out. Then, he pulled the door with his hand and shouted at everyone outside, including Liang Yin, "Oh my God! Everybody's come to see.,There's a pervert and a wolf who broke into the women's bathroom.,Now I'm peeking inside.。 Female compatriots, we can't sit idly by, we must punish this kind of indiscriminate guy. Come here, rush in with me, and teach the big pervert and the wolf inside. ”
Murong Shishi shouted passionately, as if he was a national leader speaking to the people of the whole country.
It's just that Murong Shishi wondered why after she finished shouting, everyone outside, whether male or female, was not only indifferent. Moreover, looking at her eyes, it was like looking at a psychopath.
What's the situation?
Murong Shishi looked up, the sign on the toilet is right, this is the women's toilet.
But why are they all like this, is it possible that in today's society, when a lust or a wolf breaks into the women's toilet, they will not be scolded, but will be praised by others?
At this time, Liang Yin, who couldn't bear it anymore, rushed forward.
"Dead girl, you can't tell the difference between the left and the right of the woman? Don't you know that the men's restroom is on the left and the women's restroom is on the right? Come and see, this is the women's restroom! Liang Yin pulled Murong Shishi, came to the toilet next door, and opened the door to take a look. There is no urinal, and there is no heirloom quotation that is a small step forward and a giant step forward for civilization. What's more, there are several big sisters in it who are busy.
This is the women's restroom? And what about the one next door?
Murong Shishi was messy, and she didn't believe it a little. Because the sign on the toilet next door is not the sign of the women's toilet?
Murong Shishi ran to the toilet next door and pushed the door to take a look. At this time, several big men inside were all jumped. There was a guy who was so scared that he almost had incontinence.
Immediately, Murong Shishi screamed like crazy, resounding throughout the playground.
"Ahh I'm not alive, I'm not alive! Murong Shishi covered her little face and shouted.
"Who made you not have a brain, the sign on this must be whose bear child is naughty and mischievous, and replaced it." Liang Yin changed the logo back, "Anyway, Shishi, what kind of tricks are you doing?" ”
At this time, Han Xiaohei, who was still standing in the men's toilet and was blindfolded, rushed out.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? It's not in bed, why is Shishi screaming, who is bullying her? Han Xiaohei asked.
Seeing Han Xiaohei, think about what Murong Shishi shouted just now. A few other big beauties immediately understood what was going on.
The co-author is Murong Shishi who is naughty again, thinking about the law and wanting to rectify Han Xiaohei. Therefore, Han Xiaohei was brought into the 'women's toilet', making Han Xiaohei the target of the group's attack.
However, is Han Xiaohei so easy to deal with? This goblin must have been expected by him. Therefore, the sign on the toilet must have been changed for this goods.
Murong Shishi didn't pay attention, so he stole chickens and rice. didn't fix Han Xiaohei, but he embarrassed himself to the extreme.
Yes, definitely!
Alas!
If you want to blame, you can only blame Han Xiaohei for being too fine, and blame Murong Shishi for being too stupid.
In other words, this Nizi is stupid. Basically, all the toilets are male left and female right. Even if Murong Shishi doesn't remember this, she can't tell the difference between left and right. But didn't she just go into the men's bathroom once? Didn't she smell men? Didn't notice the urinal? Don't see the heirloom quotation that takes a small step forward and a giant leap for civilization? No matter how bad it is, there are so many big men standing inside, she should always see it, right?
However, she didn't have any, which was really speechless.
Murong Shishi was wronged to death, she was bent on rectifying Han Xiaohei, where did she notice this.
"Brother-in-law, I hate you, I hate you!" Murong Shishi screamed again.
"What do you hate me for? What are you going to surprise me? Han Xiaohei pretended to be stupid, but he was happy in his heart.
"Don't pretend, die!" Liang Yin pushed Han Xiaohei aside, "Shishi, don't stand at the door of the men's toilet, it's not good." ”
"Sisters, I'm so wronged."
"We all know, come here, it's the men's restroom."
"Brother-in-law, why are you so hateful!"
"He's so hateful, come here, it's the men's restroom!"
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