"Boss, 15 is dead, we are also injured, we must kill Li Sijing," 13 said angrily to the scorpion.

"Didn't I say it, we must avenge this revenge, but we can't be too hasty, everything goes according to plan. I didn't expect Li Sijing to be so simple, this time not only was it okay, but she also killed one of our brothers. The scorpion clenched its fists angrily. Li Sijing, you wait! There's going to be a good show for you.

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On Sunday, Long Yufan was sleeping, he suddenly woke up, and he felt someone quietly open the door and walk in. He reflexively lifted the quilt and threw himself forward, one flew forward, and with the counter-grappling, he swept the incoming person down. However, he did not give the opponent a chance to fight back, he put his elbow on the chest of the incoming person, and then used his right hand to jam the opponent's throat, and if the enemy dared to move, he would twist the enemy's throat. "Say, who sent you?" Long Yufan felt that the landing point of his elbow was a little strange, how could it be soft? It's kind of like a woman's thing.

"Uh-huh," the other party wanted to speak, but he couldn't.

Long Yufan was stunned, why did this enemy look like a woman, and it was a bit like Lin Xiaolei. No, it's very much like Lin Xiaolei. Long Yufan secretly screamed that it was bad, and he hurriedly let go of the hand that was stuck in her throat.

"Ahem, ahem, Long Yufan, you bastard, you actually do this to me?" Lin Xiaolei cried and scolded. Although today is Sunday, she got up early in the morning to make breakfast and waited for Long Yufan to get up and eat breakfast. didn't expect that she hadn't seen Long Yufan get up after washing her hair, so she walked into his room and wanted to wake him up. didn't expect to be pinched by his throat, as if he wanted to kill her.

"Yes, it's you? I thought it was a thief who came into my room. Long Yufan said embarrassedly. Yesterday he met those killers and was a little overly nervous.

"Have you ever seen such a beautiful thief?" Lin Xiaolei glared at Long Yufan angrily. After a while of recovery, she is not as uncomfortable as she was just now. Suddenly, she found that the softness on her chest was pressed by Long Yufan's elbows, and he was now only wearing a pair of pants, and the whole person was sitting on top of her, this posture was as ambiguous as it could be. She shouted hysterically, "Long Yufan, you bastard." ”

Long Yufan said: "What's wrong? Didn't you just accidentally fall on you, why are you so angry? ”

"You let go of your wolf hands, and why don't you sleep without clothes?" Lin Xiaolei felt that her crisp peak was pressed by Long Yufan, it was painful and numb, as if there was another strange feeling.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Long Yufan finally found out where the problem was, it turned out that his elbow was pressing Lin Xiaolei's crisp peak, no wonder it was so soft? Alas, I knew it was her, and I pressed her crisp peak with my palm instead of my elbow, so that now I don't feel very strong. He got up from Lin Xiaolei's body, "Lin Xiaolei, you can't blame me for this, you didn't knock on the door when you entered my room, I thought it was a thief." You went to work at this time, why didn't you go today? ”

"I'm not going to go on vacation today. Long Yufan, why didn't you wear long pants? Lin Xiaolei covered her eyes while pointing at Long Yufan's little pants.

Long Yufan said: "I thought it was a thief coming, and I haven't put it on for a while." ”

"Woo woo, you scoundrel, you will play hooligan and bully me." Lin Xiaolei cried and said.

"Don't, don't cry, I accidentally bumped into you just now, I won't dare in the future." Long Yufan was afraid that women would cry.

"What? Do you still want to be in the future? Lin Xiaolei looked at the room while wiping her tears, she wanted to find a more lethal weapon from the room, but she was disappointed. Hmph, you wait for me. "She ran out.

Long Yufan was a little disappreciative when he saw Lin Xiaolei running out, didn't he accidentally touch your place, are you like this? Or I'll give you a few more touches to make you a little bigger. Long Yufan walked out of the room to go to the toilet, and when he came out of it, he found Lin Xiaolei staring at him viciously in the living room.

"You, what do you want?" Long Yufan hurriedly hugged her chest tightly with her hands, her eyes were too terrifying, as if she was going to kill herself first and then rape, and then rape again. She is definitely not a casual person, of course, if she feels that she must make up for her losses, she can reluctantly consider considering research.

"Long Yufan, look at this cohabitation agreement, if there is no problem, you will sign it, if there is a problem, you will move out now." Lin Xiaolei angrily handed the two pieces of paper to Long Yufan, which she had prepared early in the morning, and now she took it out at this time.

Long Yufan took the paper and looked at it, there was a big bold text on it "cohabitation treaty", and the following content was: In order not to infringe on the rights and interests of both parties, Lin Xiaolei (Party A) and Long Yufan (Party B) hereby enter into the following equal cohabitation treaty. Both parties must abide by the terms of the treaty and punish each other if they violate it. The content of the treaty is as follows, 1. Party B is not allowed to take women home. 2. Party B is not allowed to take advantage of Party A, and it is not good in language. 3. Do not go home drunk, lest you stain the floor and air. Fourth, it is not allowed to go home very late, lest the other party think that he has entered the thief in the middle of the night. If you come home late, you must call the other person. 5. Clothes are not allowed to be placed indiscriminately, and the dirty clothes that are changed must be washed on the same day. 6. It is not allowed to enter and exit naked, even with small pants. 7. If Party A is in need, Party B should help in the spirit of humanitarianism. ……… Article 18: Party A feels that it is necessary to add clauses, and can add them at any time. Oh my God! These eighteen are all about your own life! What kind of equality treaties are also said, which are not equal at all.

"Hey, Comrade Lin, your treaty seems a little wrong!" Long Yufan said with a bitter face.

"What's wrong?" Lin Xiaolei pricked up her eyes.

Long Yufan said: "First, you only said that I am not allowed to take women home, but you didn't say that you, you should not be able to take men home." Second, it should be said that you are not allowed to take advantage of the other party, you only say me, what should I do if you take advantage of me? Where am I going to cry? It's just an unequal treaty with a lot of unequal conditions. ”

"This is my home, I can bring men, you can't take women. Two, will I take advantage of you? And you just took advantage of me and didn't sign a treaty? Lin Xiaolei said: "In addition, if you feel that you are at a loss, you can move out now, and I will not stop you." Lin Xiaolei thought that he was riding on her body just now and touched her own crisp peak, and her anger didn't come out.

Long Yufan thought that he could live well here, and there was no need to move out. And it was his fault just now, he shouldn't have thrown her to the ground. "Okay, I promise you." Long Yufan signed his name on the treaty, and it was in duplicate.

Lin Xiaolei saw that Long Yufan had signed, and she was secretly proud in her heart. She was also a little afraid that Long Yufan wouldn't want to move away for a while, but she didn't use this method to restrain him, what should he do next time he took advantage of himself? Thinking of this, with a red face, she found adhesive tape and glued a copy of the treaty to Long Yufan's door. "Long Yufan, I've cooked breakfast, come over for breakfast."

"Breakfast?" Long Yufan was secretly happy in his heart, the depression of being signed an unequal treaty just now disappeared all of a sudden, and it seems that there is still a little benefit to living with a beautiful woman.

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