Chapter 1000: The Miracle Medicine
"This... That's all the need to chat, two big men in a box, you can't just talk about business, right? We always have to pull some friendship, and the friendship of men is nothing more than the three most iron, together through the window, together with the gun, together with prostitution, so that's all, I am a very loyal person, except for you, women are all floating clouds! Zhao Tiezhu swore and said, his eyes were full of solemnity, if there was a national flag hanging above his head at this time, people who didn't know would still think that Zhao Tiezhu had sworn to block.
"What about Lin Si?" Cao Ziyi asked.
"This... It's just an ordinary friend, he helped me at noon today, and I will naturally take her to see the world! Alas, Ziyi, don't you know who I am? That's really in the middle of thousands of flowers, and the leaves don't stick to the body! In a profession like me, you have to socialize with all cows, horses, snakes and gods, and naturally you have to learn everything! Zhao Tiezhu explained.
"Hehe, I'm just kidding you." Cao Ziyi sat on the side of Zhao Tiezhu's bed with a smile, and then said, "Actually, this time, my uncle asked me to go to him and get something. ”
"What's that?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.
"This is it." Cao Ziyi was like a trick, his hand shook, and a small bottle with the thickness of his thumb appeared in Cao Ziyi's hand, this hand is very beautiful, even with Zhao Tiezhu's strong spiritual power, he can only find a little clue, if he lets Zhao Tiezhu do it, although he can do it, but it will definitely not be as smooth as Cao Ziyi.
"What is this?" Zhao Tiezhu's eyes were immediately attracted by the golden liquid in the bottle, this golden liquid, as if it was the liquid produced by the melting of the gold artifact, looked very dazzling.
"I don't know what it is." Cao Ziyi said, "It's just that after I told my uncle about your symptoms, my uncle gave me this thing, and then asked me to bring it back to you to take, saying that it would be effective!" ”
"Can you drink this thing?" Zhao Tiezhu swallowed his saliva hard, there is a saying called swallowing gold and dying, that is to say, gold is something that cannot be eaten, it will kill people if you eat it, this thing in front of you looks so much like gold water, don't braided when you drink it yourself, even if you don't braid, if this thing solidifies in your intestines, and then makes yourself constipated, it's not good, isn't it?
If Zhao Ergou knew that Zhao Tiezhu was thinking about whether he would be constipated because of this when he saw this rare thing for ten thousand dollars, Zhao Ergou would definitely let Zhao Tiezhu know what a whipping of love was.
"Uncle said it's okay, it's okay." Cao Ziyi handed the small bottle to Zhao Tiezhu, "And my uncle said, drink one drop at a time, this thing is too strong, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it." ”
"How is that possible?" Zhao Tiezhu said disdainfully, "I can be a superman now by wearing my underwear, and I have already used the special potion X factor Shenma, and I'm afraid I won't be able to bear this thing?" ”
"You can give it a try." Cao Ziyi didn't explain, but just motioned to Zhao Tiezhu to give it a try.
"Just try!" Although Zhao Tiezhu felt that this golden liquid was a bit mysterious, but since his father said that it was okay, and Cao Ziyi let him try it again, then try it, if he broke his stomach, he would definitely let Cao Ziyi take care of himself, and he had to wear a maid outfit, which was the kind of black and white low-cut one, and then he had to call his master, and he had to wear cat ears, and he had to ......
"Iron Pillar, what do you want?" Seeing Zhao Tiezhu smirking there in a daze, Cao Ziyi couldn't help but call.
"Huh? Nothing, nothing! Zhao Tiezhu was awakened by Cao Ziyi's voice, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, opened the outer lid of the bottle, and then raised his head and dropped a drop into his mouth.
As soon as he entered his throat, Zhao Tiezhu felt a cold feeling, as if it was mint water.
"I don't feel anything else!" Zhao Tiezhu pursed his lips and said, "Look at my body, right?" With my body, I will definitely be able to give birth to many sons in the future! ”
"How?" Cao Ziyi asked.
Zhao Tiezhu said shyly, "Under the hard work day and night, it is difficult for my son to think too much!" ”
"You." Cao Ziyi shook her head helplessly and said, "Man, do you think about this all day long?" ”
"I don't think about this all the time." Zhao Tiezhu said shyly, "I'm just expounding an objective fact, and this matter, people who haven't tried it don't know what it's like!" ”
Cao Ziyi said with a natural expression, "It's nothing more than the stimulation of adrenaline, I have been with my uncle for so many years, and I know a little bit about biological science." ”
"That's abstraction!" Zhao Tiezhu said, sat next to Cao Ziyi, and just wanted to discuss with Cao Ziyi that the most essential happiness between the sexes is actually not a simple exchange of body fluids, but before he could say this, Zhao Tiezhu felt a burst of colic in his stomach!
"Oops!" Zhao Tiezhu snorted in pain, clutching his stomach, and his face turned white.
"The effect is coming." Cao Ziyi chuckled.
"It's... How can this thing be like this? Zhao Tiezhu's face turned pale, he found that his previous guess was completely wrong, this thing, not only will it not make you constipated, but looking at the current situation, it seems to make you diarrhea!
With a rumbling stomach, Zhao Tiezhu finally couldn't help but stand up, and then ran out of his room and into the toilet.
Cao Ziyi covered her mouth and chuckled.
The sound on the second floor immediately attracted the attention of Li Linger and Sun Jiaying on the first floor, and the two girls thought that Zhao Tiezhu had done something to Cao Ziyi on the second floor, so they rushed to the second floor, and then heard bursts of flushing sound from the toilet.
"What's going on?" Li Ling'er and Sun Jiaying glanced at each other and asked.
"I don't know." Sun Jiaying shook her head.
At this moment, a faint smell like ammonia wafted out of the toilet, and Li Linger's face changed instantly!
"Brother Tiezhu, you're so disgusting!" Li Linger screamed and rushed downstairs, and Sun Jiaying was also stunned, and then ran downstairs with Li Linger.
Zhao Tiezhu sat on the toilet, feeling that his life had been thoroughly washed and sublimated in the drainage of this flush toilet, and his personality had become perfect, and his whole body was soft, as if he might fly to the Western Elysium at any time.
"What a fucking pit son, Daddy!" Zhao Tiezhu called out weakly, and then there was another cramp in his stomach, Zhao Tiezhu's body slammed up, and then he collapsed in an instant.
"It's... Is this a laxative or something! Zhao Tiezhu had a feeling of wanting to burst into tears for a while.
(The killer landlord has a thousand chapters, 5.4 began to be serialized to the current 12.8, a total of seven months, more than 2.2 million, an average of 300,000 a month, that is, 10,000 a day, this achievement, looking at the entire 17K, Lao Shi is still confident that he is doing very well, here, thank you to the friends who have been supporting Lao Shi, it is you who support Lao Shi to write this book.) For the trolls who recently appeared in the book review area, saying that the number of words during Lao Shi's outbreak was not enough, Lao Shi just said one sentence, and justice is in the hearts of the people. Each chapter of Lao Shi is only higher than 2000, and no chapter is less than 2000, which Lao Shi is still very confident in. To paraphrase the words of the iron pillar, people are doing it, the sky is watching, and people must speak and do things with their conscience. The thirty chapters owed, Lao Shi will find a time to send them out. Recently, I have been working hard to save the manuscript. Thank you for your support. )