Chapter 273: Lulu Don't Hit Me, Okay
"What do you think I want to do?"
She smirked and threw herself at me, and I quickly shouted and asked her, "What are you doing?" Lulu, don't mess around. ”
She didn't stop, she continued to approach me, two hands, very quickly grabbed me, I asked her, "What are you doing, Lulu, I said everything, I didn't play you." ”
She smiled coldly and said, "You still say." I've seen all your text messages, and you're stupid to me? ”
"No, Lulu, listen to me...... Yes! ”
Before I finished speaking, her two hands, just pulled me over, a monkey stole peaches, I didn't react at once, the whole thing was caught by her, if it was before, she was willing to help me get this with my hands, I was happy to die. But now, I don't think so, she grabbed so hard that the hair on my top broke a lot, and I was going to die of pain.
I shouted, "Lulu, what are you doing, do you want to break your husband?" ”
She smiled mockingly, "What." I'm going to wring you off, what's the matter, who told you to play tricks on me and lie to me, how can there be such a husband? ”
"Lulu, listen to me...... Yes!! ”
Before I finished speaking, she pinched it again, and I couldn't resist, so I went to pull her hand, and she pulled harder, I was afraid that mine was really broken. hurriedly said to her, "Lulu, stop!" I'm not going to stop you, you don't try any harder, it hurts too much. Estimated bleeding at all. ”
She said: "You also know that you are afraid, you know that you are afraid, and you still lie to me?" ”
Her eyes were red, and she looked like she was going to cry, I saw it, panicked, and my heart hurt a little, after all, she was Lulu, so I asked her, "What's wrong, Lulu, don't, don't cry, hey, you, can you put your hand down, ah!" ”
I screamed again, she was crying, and she was sitting on the stump, and then her hand was still grabbing hard, but it hurt me, I estimated that I lost several hairs, and it hurt badly, so she cried, and finally let go of me, so I went over to coax her, saying, "Lulu, I won't dare to do it in the future, if it doesn't work, don't be angry, okay, it's all my fault, okay?" ”
After coaxing her for a while, she was coaxed to be good, her eyes were red, and she asked me: "Will you lie to her in the future", I promised, "Definitely not, ten thousand won't, I promise you." ”
She said she didn't believe me, and asked me to come over and give her some reassurance, and I said, "Okay, but you have to promise that you won't arrest me again." She sneered and said, "Why are you so disgusting, I'm not a pervert." Woman, why am I arresting you, you are sick. ”
I went over and assured her, and all of a sudden, she bit me on the ear, and I couldn't do it, so I told her to let go, and said, "What's the matter with you, let go, let go, are you a dog?" She laughed and said, "I just promised not to catch you, and I didn't promise you not to bite you, it's your ears that are disobedient, I'm going to bite your ears, you know, say, will you be disobedient in the future!" ”
I said something, definitely, definitely obedient, you let go! I couldn't hold it anymore, so she let me go, wiped the corners of her eyes, and said, "If you fool me like this in the future, I'll really cut you off." ”
When she said this, I subconsciously clamped my legs, Nima, it's really dangerous to deal with such a female man, so I said, "Okay, I will definitely promise you." ”
Then I explained to her what happened today, and she finally let me go, saying, "Okay, yes, Xu Mo, you can start calculating me now."
I quickly said no, and told her that I was not afraid that she would be angry, so I made this decision, and I hoped that my wife would not mind anything, and finally she snorted, walked in front, and said, "Let's go to your bedroom and have a look." ”
I said what to do in my dorm, and she said, "Go see how you celebrate." ”
I blushed and said, "Don't worry, what's this, I still have to thank you and Sister Xiaoyu." She cut her voice and said, "Don't you still believe in other people's Sister Xiaoyu, you don't have to rely on others now." ”
I said, "Yes, yes, whatever you say, that's it." She scolded, "Like a minion."
When I arrived in my dormitory, Xiaopang smiled and said, "Sister-in-law is here, it's been coaxed so quickly, Brother Mo is high." ”
Xiao Lu scolded, "Tall fart, come here, kneel on the washboard." "I had a bitter face at the time, and said no, this is also my home field, and I have so many brothers here, so I can't be embarrassed. I spoke in a relatively small voice, and they didn't hear it, so it was enough to give me face, so Xiao Lu said, "Okay, I'll spare you this time." ”
We celebrated here, Xiao Lu was also quite happy, I asked her if she didn't have to go home today, she said, "Later, you can send me back later", I said, "Okay, obey!" ”
Xiaopang smiled at the clam and said, "Sister-in-law, you still have a way to fix him, otherwise he will bully us to death." Xiao Lu said okay, if he dares to shout at you in the future, you can tell me, I will help you decide. ”
Chubby said, "Okay! Then he glared at me defiantly with long bangs, and I said, "Are you two about to loosen your skin?" Looking for death, isn't it? ”
Anyway, Xiao Lu had a lot of fun with me that day, when I went back in the evening, I sent her back, I asked her, don't you have to go back to eat, she said, "No, no one cooks at home anyway, I made it myself when I go back, my mother is estimated to be angry enough by my father, and her body is a little uncomfortable, let me eat outside or go back to make some, anyway, I'm so old, I can do it myself, and I don't have to worry about it." ”
I sighed and said, "It's not a way to do it all the time, your parents are always quarreling, is this really the rhythm of divorce, although it's just a separation now, but I can't say anything about the future, in case it really blows in the future, then who are you with." ”
Xiao Lu's eyes turned red and said, "Can you stop discussing this topic?" ”
I quickly put the topic aside and said, "Okay, I won't talk about it, okay."
Later, when I was about to arrive at her house, I spoke, I laughed, I said, "I didn't expect that Sister Xiaoyu's family was so strong, and she actually got Liu Ming's parents, Liu Ming's parents, I have heard a little, I don't know what the situation is in Zhuo Xiaoyu's family, even a person with the status of Liu Ming's father has to give face?" ”
I looked at Xiao Lu, Xiao Lu's brows twisted, I remember, when I quarreled with Xiao Lu for the first time, she kidnapped me to the mountains and took off my pants, at that time it was still junior high school, she and Zhuo Xiaoyu knew each other, and Zhuo Xiaoyu was still a senior sister, older than her, which means that Xiao Lu and Zhuo Xiaoyu must have known each other before.
I asked her if she knew what the situation was in Zhuo Xiaoyu's family, and she said, "Actually, I also know very vaguely, I have seen her parents, quite majestic, but what is the specific identity, I don't care much, I was still a child at the time, how can I have time to care about her family's identity, and then I also asked Xiaoyu, she seems to dislike her father, so every time she is mentioned, she is not happy, over time, we rarely talk about her family, after all, we have become good friends and best friends, It's not about family history. ”
I said, "Also, at that time, I was so young, and making friends was based on my heart, not on the other party's power and wealth." ”
Since Xiao Lu didn't know, I didn't have a problem, so I could only sigh and say: "Zhuo Xiaoyu's family must be a big person, I heard that Liu Ming's father is the county magistrate of a county next door, but he still wants to give Zhuo Xiaoyu and her family face, how big an official does this be?" ”
Xiao Lu said, "Oh, I don't know, I'll go back." ”
I asked her if there was anyone up there, and she said it should be her mother's place, and I screamed, I was very hungry at the time, because she caught me there today, which made me think a little bit about that, at least I held it for so long, it was time to open the meat. I thought about it for a while, so I asked her, "Lulu, what, I sent you for so long, I'm thirsty, and I want to ask for a bowl of water to drink, can you invite me in and sit down for a while, as long as your father is not there." ”
She thought about it for a moment, and said, "Well, he shouldn't be here, and he rarely comes back these days, but ......," she pointed at me, and said, "Don't think anything crooked." ”
I said, "That's for sure, I'm hurt to death by you today, and I have no desire for a long time." ”
She cut her voice and said, "Aren't you men all beasts?" ”
I rolled my eyes, this Nima, don't knock over a boatload of people with a rod, okay, can I be a beast? I'm just a well-dressed beast! Lie to her first, and when you go in, you can still get rid of the firewood?
After entering, I looked around and saw that there was no movement, so I asked her, what about your mother, she said that she was probably sleeping in the back room, and told me to be light, don't make a noise, and leave quickly after drinking the water. I said, "Okay, okay, I'll be light, try not to make a noise." ”
After saying this, I laughed myself, and I didn't know why I didn't make a noise, so she glared at me, handed me a glass of water, and said, "What are you doing, laughing so disgustingly, what do you want?" ”
I laughed and said, "I didn't think about anything, what did you give me to drink, I want to drink juice!" I've walked so far, how can I just drink some water and leave. "Fork mocking brother.
She cut her voice and said, "No juice, I don't like to drink it." ”
I said, "Oh, that's not going to work, I can drink milk." ”
She said no, where can I find you milk? I spoke in my heart, and I said simply, aren't the two on your chest just milk hairers, pure natural milk hairers, and they can't give out milk?
After a while, she asked me why I didn't leave, and said, "Where do you look, what do you look in your thiefy eyes, what do you see, what do you see?" ”