195 Just don't go to bed
"There's a saying. A good man accounts for nine wives, and Lai Hanzi has a daughter-in-law, who is still someone else's. Men with a heart are often attractive, depending on which one you are looking for. Wang Baoyu came back to his senses and said with a smile.
"You mean he's going to be very attentive in the future?" Wan Fangcao asked in surprise, and her body couldn't help but sit up straight, of course she wouldn't find an unattractive nest.
"Maybe! The line that represents him has many forks, indicating that he is not single-minded. Wang Baoyu pointed to a thin line at the base of his little finger and said.
"What do you mean? Treat the problem accurately, gnaw to death! Can't be so ambiguous! If you were a journalist with this attitude, you would have been fired a long time ago! Wan Fangcao was obviously a little impatient, and couldn't help but teach Wang Baoyu a lesson.
Wang Baoyu was not angry, he said with a smile: "That's why I don't be a reporter." Actually, I say this to take care of your emotions! There are a few men in the world who don't care, don't pay too much attention to it. ”
Wan Fangcao withdrew her palm and said angrily: "If he dares to do this to me, I will cut his little ......" She wanted to say that she cut off her little brother, but suddenly remembered that there was Wang Baoyu by her side, and swallowed it back, fortunately, she was already drinking and blushing, and she couldn't see the blush.
Wang Baoyu couldn't help but laugh, such an elegant girl, when she is in a hurry, she will say this kind of thing, it seems that a woman's reserve is pretended, once the disguise is removed, it is roughly the same. Even to a certain extent, the ladies in the city are not as simple and real as the rural girls.
"Wan Da reporter, playing violence can't solve the problem, you have to correct your mentality." Wang Baoyu said.
"What then? By the way, Director Wang, can you crack it? Wan Fangcao asked eagerly.
"Yes, but I can't help you crack it." Wang Baoyu said with a serious expression, but a bad idea rose in his heart.
"Why?" Wan Fangcao asked puzzled.
"Because this method of cracking is a bit special, I'm a man again, it's inconvenient, so forget it!" Wang Baoyu said indulgently, and when he said this, his eyes glanced at Wan Fangcao, and he saw her anxious eyes, which was exactly what he wanted to see.
Wan Fangcao asked in surprise, "You won't say let me sleep with you, will you?" That's not going to work. ”
Wang Baoyu pretended to be unhappy and said: "Reporter Wanda, why do you think so!" You say this makes me feel very hurt my self-esteem, I am also a village cadre, even if I am familiar with you and make a few more jokes, I will not be so obscene! Besides, if you trick a woman into having a relationship, you will lose your life, how can I joke with my own life! ”
When he said this, Wang Baoyu frowned, his face was serious, and he could see a little anger when he looked closely, as if he had really been misunderstood, which made Wan Fangcao very embarrassed.
"Director Wang, don't mind, I misunderstood you. Tell me what is the method? As long as it's not too much, I can accept it, I can't stand him messing with flowers and grass all day long in the future, so he has to make me angry to death. It's better not to get married! Wan Fangcao said apologetically.
Wang Baoyu sighed and said, "I think it's better to forget it!" Wan Da reporters, why bother with these! ”
"Director Wang, I believe in you, I promise, as long as you don't go to bed, you can crack it however you want." Wan Fangcao said firmly.
"How do you think a woman can keep a man's heart?" Wang Baoyu asked, but secretly laughed in his heart, such a shrewd reporter is easy to be confused in his weaknesses.
Wang Baoyu's question made Wan Fangcao really not know how to answer for a while, and after thinking for a long time, she said tentatively: "Gentle, filial piety, love your husband, go up to the hall and down to the kitchen." ”
"Anything else?" Wang Baoyu then asked.
Wan Fangcao thought about it carefully, and suddenly thought of a little, only to feel that her cheeks were hot, and she whispered: "Sex life should be harmonious." ”
"Well, as you said earlier, these are important, but not the decisive factor. To put it bluntly, men are animals that live by feeling, and what I just said is the most critical point, that is, your body should attract men, if you can't do it, don't blame men for going to ZJ. Wang Baoyu analyzed seriously.
Wan Fangcao nodded vigorously, and said a little shyly: "Is it because of that aspect of kung fu?" ”
"Hmmm! There is this meaning, you have to make a man obsessed with your body, his wife is full of amorous feelings, is it necessary for him to go out and steal fish? Wang Baoyu said.
Wan Fangcao stood up, made a few charming movements, and said with a grin: "Director Wang, what do you think of my body shape?" I think it's okay myself, except that my belly is a little bigger. ”
"That's not a disadvantage, but it's more fleshy and not dull. Speaking of which, your body shape is also considered first-class, but no matter how beautiful things are, they will be dull after looking at them for a long time. Therefore, many people have the trouble of a seven-year itch after marriage, which is fundamentally aesthetic fatigue. I've been looking at each other for seven or eight years, and I know where I am with a few moles and a few spots on my body when I close my eyes, and I am tired of changing anyone. Wang Baoyu said.
"Then keep a little distance, don't you say that distance produces beauty, create more novelty, Lang combi." Wan Fangcao thought for a while and said.
Wang Baoyu smiled bitterly when she heard it, and said: "My Wanda reporter, how can people have so much energy to be creative and comic all day long for this little thing in bed!" That's all fooling the little girl. This method is okay once or twice, but you have to calculate this for the rest of your life, and it's strange if you don't die of exhaustion! Even if you survive seven years, will you survive seventeen years, twenty-seven years? How many ideas do you have to struggle? ”
"What can I do?" Wan Fangcao asked a little anxiously.
"In my ancestral book of "The Jade Girl's Treasure" at home, I have seen a method of drawing talismans on women's bodies with clear water, which can firmly tie a man's heart and make a man only obsessed with one woman until he is old." Wang Baoyu said matter-of-factly.
"Are you telling the truth?" Wan Fangcao asked in great surprise.
"It's true, the book says it's tried and tested, but honestly I haven't tried it on anyone else. You're a woman, I'm a man, and the specific operation method is to draw a talisman with your finger on your body, so I think it's better to forget it! ”
Wan Fangcao completely understood this time, and couldn't help but feel a hot face, Wang Baoyu said that the way was to strip off his clothes and let this man's fingers run around his body, and he felt embarrassed when he thought about it.
Wang Baoyu didn't say anything else, and leisurely lit a cigarette and smoked it. But Wan Fangcao frowned and looked hesitant.