"Senior brother, I told you a long time ago, looking for dragons is a very important knowledge, when the teacher speaks, you don't listen well, and now you are suffering......

"Senior brother, let me tell you, after you left, this person at the bottom of the mountain made a fuss, and they all clamored to go up the mountain to demolish our Taoist temple......"

"Senior brother, junior brother, why don't you speak......"

Lin Bai, who was as crazy as Zhang San's madness as Tang Seng, held the phone with trembling hands, put the microphone to his mouth, and said loudly to the other side of the phone: "Senior brother, if you don't come again, junior brother and I will be killed by others, and the most important thing is that the one who asked me to help here is a pretty widow!" ”

"What do you say, pretty widow?! Okay, I'll pack my things and head down the hill right away! ”

Zhang Sanmad on the other side of the phone didn't hesitate for a minute, and hung up the phone decisively.

Lin Bai turned his head helplessly, looked at Xia Xiaoqing, whose face flashed with a gloomy color, and said softly: "My senior brother has this temper, he has to look at whether he can pick up money on the ground when he walks, if he comes, it will be no good, it will be difficult to invite him." ”

Shangguan Yanyan on the side covered her mouth and smiled, sure enough, there is a senior brother who has a senior brother, and these two senior brothers are not good birds.

"Niang Xipi, someone dares to pit the head of the little junior brother, I am an ancestor of the board, watch Lao Tzu go down the mountain and not pick you to death!" Zhang San, who put down the phone in the Taoist temple, scolded madly, and when he finished scolding, he unconsciously walked to the mirror, stretched out his hand to wipe some saliva and combed his gray hair into a big run, turned around in front of the mirror, twisted his beard and smiled:

"The demeanor is really the same, I don't know how many little girls have to be crazy about me again when I enter Beijing this time!"

The biggest advantage of a bachelor is that he can pick up a gun and set off wherever he wants.

Looking at the lively crowd coming out of Beijing West Railway Station, Lin Bai suddenly thought of his appearance when he first saw Zhang Sanmad, and secretly said in his heart: This realm is the capital after all, and the senior brother should not play a trick in a small county town.

Before the thoughts in his heart could land, Lin Bai saw a commotion at the exit of the station. Secretly screaming in his heart that something was not good, Lin Bai left Liu Jingtian, who came to pick up the station with him, and rushed towards the exit of the station.

Sure enough, Lin Bai took a look at the crowd and saw Zhang Sanmad who was pushed to the ground by several big men, seeing the appearance of his senior brother being beaten blue and red on his face, and then looking at the fat middle-aged woman riding on him, Lin Bai didn't understand what was going on in his heart, and he was going to flee in shame when he hid his face.

Who would have thought that even in the crowd of black pressure, Zhang Sanmad's sharp little eyes still aimed at Lin Bai's figure, and stretched out his hand to push away the fat hand that was tearing his face, Zhang Sanmad shouted loudly: "Senior brother, junior brother, Lin Bai, don't block your ears and pretend not to hear, the master is calling you!" ”

The sound is like a bell, deafening. The crowd that was originally surrounding Zhang Sanmad immediately followed in the direction of Lin Bai. Originally, he wanted to hide his face and pretend not to know Lin Bai, who was crazy about Zhang San on the ground, but in desperation, he had to turn around, with a look of surprise and madness, and said: "Senior brother, you can figure it out, what's going on, why are you pressing on my senior brother, hurry up and ...... down"

"Your kid is his junior brother, it's really time to come, your senior brother touched my wife's ass for no reason to take advantage, everyone is witnessed. If you don't make things clear today, don't think about leaving! As soon as he heard Lin Bai's words, a strong man with a face full of flesh and blood next to the middle-aged woman riding on Zhang Sanmad's body said fiercely.

"It's ......" Lin Bai was speechless for a while, he didn't understand the situation at the moment, it is estimated that his senior brother was itching to see the big ass today, and he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out, so he bumped into the master of the famous 'porcelain touching' in the capital.

The development of this 'porcelain' in the capital has also been some years, and it was invented by some children of the Eight Banners at the end of the Qing Dynasty. At that time, the royal family issued to the banner people where was enough for these people's expenses, so these people held a piece of high imitation porcelain in their hands every day, walked the streets and alleys, and when they saw anyone who was careless walking, they bumped into people.

The porcelain snapped and shattered, so he grabbed the person who hit the porcelain, and asked the family to compensate according to the price of the precious porcelain, not to mention, although this method is a little despicable, but the probability of success is extremely high.

After the new century, the means of touching porcelain are endless, and the one that Zhang Sanfeng encountered today is one of them.

Liu Jingtian, who grew up in Sijiu City since he was a child, couldn't see what happened to Zhang Sanmad, he couldn't hold back the smile on his face, and Liu Jingtian, who was crowded into the crowd, looked at the strong man in front of him and said, "Simply put, how much do you want?" ”

"Yes, you understand this man. I don't want much brother, he touched my daughter-in-law's ass with two hands, and we want so much money with two hands. As soon as the strong man saw the clothes on Liu Jingtian's body, he knew that there was a rich master standing in front of him, so he blackmailed him.

As soon as the words fell, Zhang San, who was pressed under the fat woman, was crazy and unhappy.

"The master just used one hand, and besides, just your daughter-in-law's fat ass, and the young man's good mouth can touch it, if you take it out and sell it, fifty yuan is too expensive!" Zhang Sanmad said as he muttered, reaching out to make up for the hand he had just touched less.

Liu Jingtian was about to pay for it, more things are better than less, he really didn't want to drag on with the people in front of him.

Lin Bai waved his hand to stop Liu Jingtian's movements, glanced at Zhang Sanmad who was lying on the ground, stretched out his hand to grab the shoulder of the strong man on the side, walked to the side, and said in a low voice: "This buddy, we don't do dark things, I also know that it is not easy for you to do what you do, but you can't be too dark, right, let him rub it twice and give you three hundred yuan, isn't it quite cost-effective?" ”

"Grass, what do you think of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is principled, and my wife is not out to sell!" When the strong man heard that Lin Bai, the lion, opened his mouth to lower the price, he said angrily.

Lin Bai waved his hand, motioned to the strong man to whisper, and continued: "Five hundred yuan, touch it twice!" ”

"No way!" The big man gritted his teeth and turned his head to look at the sky.

Lin Bai frowned, stomped his feet and said, "Cheng, then we will be a thousand, but I have to let my senior brother touch a few more!" ”

"Okay, the deal, it won't be bad to touch." When the strong man heard the final price quoted by Lin Bai, he smiled. The principle is not broken, that is, the money is not in place, as long as the money is in place, anything can be done.

"Grab two handfuls, we've got to go!" Lin Bai glanced at Zhang Sanmad, who was gritting his teeth on the ground, and said.

Zhang San pouted his lips and didn't speak again, closed his eyes, and rubbed the middle-aged fat woman's fat ass a few times with a look of enjoyment, and then followed Lin Bai out of the station with satisfaction.

"Senior brother, if you hadn't come to rescue me, my old life would have been put on hold today, and my senior brother didn't hurt you in vain." After walking out of the station, Zhang San shouted madly.

Seeing that Zhang Sanmad was just crying but not crying, and it seemed that he was going to wipe his snot on himself, Lin Bai couldn't help crying and laughing, pushed Zhang Sanmad away, and said: "Senior brother, I said that we can't have a lower limit, can't we be a little ashamed, can't we not wipe the snot on me?" ”

"The lower limit, what is the lower limit, can you eat it? Who is with whom of our senior brothers, since I am here, eating and drinking Lazar will naturally belong to you, junior brother, and you will not let me eat, drink, and have fun, and you are embarrassed to be so, junior brother! Zhang San was mad and disapproving, pursed his lips, and said with a smile.

"Cousin, this is also your senior brother, are you a little careless when you speak......" Liu Jingtian listened to Lin Bai's tone of voice a little heavy, so he spoke.

As soon as Liu Jingtian's words came out, Zhang Sanmad on the side immediately introduced Liu Jingtian as a confidant, turned his face to look at Liu Jingtian and said with a smile: "This hero, I see that you are a dragon and a tiger, and you must be a master with great achievements." The old decay went south and north, and I was fortunate to encounter a dragon's lair, seeing that you and I are destined, how do I recommend it to you? ”

"......" Liu Jingtian was full of black lines, he didn't dare to say a word, turned his head and bumped Lin Bai's arm, and said bitterly: "What should you do with your senior brother, the water inside the two of you is too deep, and we really don't dare to touch it!" ”

"I just broke the peach blossom brake, I can see that it is my junior brother's means, walk and look at the woman a few times, your peach blossom eyes, tsk......" Zhang Sanmad saw that Liu Jingtian was no longer on his side, pursed his lips, and mocked.

The black line on Liu Jingtian's head was even thicker, but the eyes that looked at Zhang Sanmad were obviously different from just now.

That's strength.

The previous gags and the actions of the train station are more or less shameful. But just after such a short period of contact, I can see that I have just dissolved the peach blossom evil, how can this level be despised by people.

"Ouch, this car is awesome, the young man is really good......" When Zhang Sanmad walked to the A8 driven by Liu Jingtian, he sighed with a face, looked at Liu Jingtian in front of him and exclaimed, all the high-level aura that had just bloomed on his body was lost, completely like a hillbilly who had never seen the world.

Lin Bai glanced at Zhang Sanmad's appearance of touching the Audi, and then looked at the eyes of a group of people on the road looking at him like crazy, frowned, leaned to Zhang Sanmad's side, and lowered his voice and said, "Senior brother, do you want to see the pretty widow?" ”

Zhang San's crazy eyes lit up, and he turned his head and said like a pig brother: "Yes!" ”

"What do you want to talk about, why don't you get in the car quickly!" Lin Bai raised his eyebrows and shouted.

Sure enough, Zhang San didn't say a word, turned his head and got into the car, like a child who was promised to be obedient and have candy.

The afterglow of the setting sun is faintly sprinkled on the Chaobai River, and the waves on the water surface that are crumpled by the wind are like a tail of golden scales. Xia Xiaoqing sat on the bank of the Chaobai River, clasped her palms, stared at the sunset in the distance, and murmured softly:

"Nanyu, you said that as long as there is wind, there are you, but now that there is wind, where are you?!"

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The latest chapter of the high-speed debut genius Xiangshi,This chapter is the forty-third chapter of the senior brother's horse address, if you think this chapter is not bad, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends in the QQ group and Weibo!