020 Town House Taisen
Gong Xiangjun was disgraced and looked remorseful. Seeing this, Wang Baoyu said with a smile: "Uncle, aunt, don't get angry, no one has a foolish thing." β
Gong Xiangjun picked up the steps at this time, and hurriedly asked, "Baoyu, you bother, think of a way again." β
Wang Baoyu lowered his head and thought for a long time, and said: "It's not that there is no way, the town house Daxian is the sworn enemy of this ghost, as long as you invite it out, everything will be fine."
Gong Xiangjun and Ge Xiaohua bowed again and again, and said, "Baoyu, go and invite this great immortal to come!" What kind of tribute do you need, incense, just say. β
Wang Baoyu showed a look of embarrassment on his face and said: "The heavenly immortals are merciful and never greedy for money. It's just that as soon as the great immortal comes, it will definitely attach to my body, and any question may be asked at that time, can you answer honestly? β
"There must be something to say! Don't dare to hide it. Gong Xiangjun and his wife replied in unison, looking very pious, in their eyes, Wang Baoyu was a little fairy who could save them from the sea of suffering.
"Do you have to do what Daxian arranged for you?" Wang Baoyu asked.
"I will do it! Do it! Gong Xiangjun and his wife have lost their sense of autonomy at this time, and they will agree to anything.
Wang Baoyu snickered in his heart, feeling that the time had come, so he got off the kang and came to the table in the northwest corner of the room. There was an incense burner on the table, which Wang Baoyu had prepared in the past few days, Wang Baoyu walked over, lit three incense sticks, and inserted them on it.
Wang Baoyu bowed down on his knees, and Gong Xiangjun and his wife saw that they also hurriedly knelt behind him. Wang Baoyu began to chant words in his mouth, and his voice became louder and louder, Gong Xiangjun and the others couldn't understand what Wang Baoyu said, but they heard the last sentence was: "Feng Taishang Laojun, anxious as an amnesty order." The town house immortal came to get rid of the demon. β
After saying this, Wang Baoyu suddenly stood up and faced the kneeling Gong Xiangjun and his wife, his face was expressionless, his eyes were straight, and his body trembled slightly, as if he had changed a person.
"I'm a great immortal in the town, who is bowing down below?" From Wang Baoyu's mouth, another voice suddenly came, compared to Wang Baoyu's usual speech, this voice was more like an old man, you know, Wang Baoyu has really worked hard for several days in order to practice this voice well.
"Mom, there are really immortals!" Ge Xiaohua looked up at Wang Baoyu and said blankly. At this time, Gong Xiangjun and Ge Xiaohua were undoubtedly convinced that what was in front of them was no longer Wang Baoyu, but the real town house immortal.
"Little Gong Xiangjun." Gong Xiangjun hurriedly replied, Ge Xiaohua came back to his senses, and also learned to say: "Good girl Ge Xiaohua." β
A good girl? Wang Baoyu almost laughed when she heard Ge Xiaohua answer like this, this stupid old lady really has no culture at all. It's just that now is not the time to laugh, Wang Baoyu coughed and continued to act.
"You're here for the troubles of your family?" The Great Immortal of the Town House then asked.
"Immortal help, there have been ghost fires in the ancestral grave and at home recently, and there is no peace!" Gong Xiangjun said.
"Then what I ask, you must answer honestly." The tone of the town house immortal exudes a majesty that cannot be denied.
"Must be honest!" Gong Xiangjun and his wife spoke in unison.
"How many times a month do you share a room?" The Great Immortal asked.
Gong Xiangjun and Ge Xiaohua glanced at each other in surprise, why is Shangxian also interested in this kind of thing, and what does this matter have to do with ghost fire? But she didn't dare not answer, this kind of thing, Ge Xiaohua remembered it more clearly, she said in a broken voice: "At most, twice a month, ask Shangxian to see if he is stealing outside." β
Ge Xiaohua's tone, with great dissatisfaction, Wang Baoyu, who pretended to be a great immortal in the town, wanted to laugh again in his heart, but still had an expressionless face, Gong Xiangjun shouted to Ge Xiaohua unhappily: "What are you talking about in front of the immortals!" The old ladies who don't clean up. β
"Presumptuous! Don't make noise in front of the immortals! The Great Immortal of the Town House said in an unhappy tone.
Gong Xiangjun and Ge Xiaohua hurriedly lost their voices, just kowtowed, only to hear the town house immortal say again: "Your family has recruited a wasted ghost, and the wasted ghost likes to play ghost fire the most, so don't be afraid, he will leave when he has played enough." β
Gong Xiangjun and Ge Xiaohua must have said this, they couldn't accept it, Gong Xiangjun grinned and said: "Shangxian, let's ask the wasted ghost to go immediately, in case he plays for a few months, we will all die." β
"Where there are wasted ghosts, it is usually because of greed for ill-gotten gains, have you been greedy for other people's money recently?" The Great Immortal asked.
Gong Xiangjun and Ge Xiaohua were shocked, how could this great immortal know everything? Gong Xiangjun said vaguely: "Well...... this"
"If you don't admit the immortal, you'll leave, and I don't cherish giving you a chance to change." The town house immortal said dissatisfiedly.
Gong Xiangjun panicked, and hurriedly said: "Shangxian, I said, I said!" It's all this money-greedy loser who kept the 2,000 yuan entrusted to me to do things secret. β
Ge Xiaohua raised her head and shouted: "Blame me for everything, why don't you say that you always lose money playing mahjong?" β
The town house immortal frowned and said, "Shut up, what is the noise." Do you want to let the waster go? β
"Yes!" Gong Xiangjun and his wife stopped arguing and said in unison.
"If you do what the immortal says in the book, the wasted ghost will leave immediately, it doesn't matter if you don't do what I say, he will naturally leave after half a year, you can choose for yourself!"
"One qiΔ do it according to the arrangement of the immortals." Gong Xiangjun said extremely reverently, let alone half a year, even half a day, he didn't want any more ghost fires at home.
"Well, you remember, first, you must do what you are entrusted with, and you must not be greedy for ill-gotten gains. Second, the money taken from whom must be honest and repentant, so that the wasted ghost will really go. The town house Daxian said.
Gong Xiangjun hurriedly agreed to do so, and although Ge Xiaohua felt sorry for the money, she also had to nod.
"Ben Shangxian is gone, when you leave, tell sΓΉ you two laymen one thing, have sex at least once a day, so that you can have real wealth." After speaking, the town house Daxian closed his eyes and stopped talking.
After a while, Wang Baoyu's body trembled, rolled his eyes, and slipped on the table and fell to the ground, Gong Xiangjun and Ge Xiaohua hurriedly stepped forward to help Wang Baoyu, Wang Baoyu opened his eyes, and seemed to be in very poor spirits, and after climbing up to the kang with great difficulty, he asked weakly: "Did the town house immortal come just now?" β
"Came, told us a lot!" Ge Xiaohua's face was beaming with joy, and she hurriedly said.
Gong Xiangjun's face was ugly, it was a matter of course to break wealth and avoid disasters, and he apologized to Chi Licai with his face, and he didn't necessarily have to eat himself. The most difficult thing is to have sex once a day, and my body bones really can't stand it, and I knew that those deer whips wouldn't give Chi Licai.
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