Chapter 1107: Spring
"Good!" Li Ling'er stood up suddenly. said, "Wait for me in a moment." Then he ran away.
Just when Zhao Tiezhu was puzzled, Li Ling'er appeared in front of Zhao Tiezhu again, but in his hand, there was an extra shovel!
"What are you doing here?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at Li Ling'er's half-human-high shovel in horror, as if thinking of the plot of a horror movie, where the male protagonist dismembered the women one by one with the sharp heads of the shovel, and then dug several holes to bury those things inside.
"Play!" Li Linger put the shovel on her shoulder, like a miner.
"What's so fun about shovels? I don't play hardcore! Zhao Tiezhu said righteously.
"Who's going to play hardcore! I'm here to dig a hole! Li Linger said, stuck the shovel on the ground, and then dug down hard, and a small pit appeared.
"What are you digging for?" Zhao Tiezhu was still a little puzzled.
"Of course it's burying you! Didn't you make a mannequin for me? I'll shape you now! Li Ling'er said seriously while concentrating on digging the pit.
Zhao Tiezhu saw Li Ling'er digging again and again so professionally, and suddenly a chill arose in his heart, and asked, "This... You're not going to bury me alive, are you? ”
"How so! I'll bury half of it! Li Ling'er dug for about ten minutes, and a pit more than one meter deep was dug.
"So deep?" Zhao Tiezhu took a look at the deep pit, and estimated that it could reach his neck.
"Oh, people want to play!" Li Ling'er looked at Zhao Tiezhu expectantly and said, "Brother Tiezhu, go in?" ”
"It's... What is this called plastic film? Zhao Tiezhu asked tangledly.
"It's a human body plastic film! Don't you understand? Come on, you'll know when you go in, and this one is very comfortable! There's a squeezing sensation! It will make your body line more feminine! Li Ling'er said, "Hurry up! ”
"Okay." Zhao Tiezhu hesitated again and again, and finally jumped out of the pit, as Zhao Tiezhu expected, this pit could probably reach Zhao Tiezhu's neck, and then Li Ling'er buried the sand down, and it didn't take long to bury Zhao Tiezhu's neck and the parts below his neck.
"And then?" Feeling the squeezing sensation coming from the surroundings, Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"And then? Hee-hee, and then have some fun! Li Ling'er smiled and squatted directly in front of Zhao Tiezhu, and then took out a black pen from behind him.
"What are you doing here?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
"Brother Tiezhu, I'll do you a personal body painting!" Li Ling'er said seriously, "I wanted to do some body painting on your face a long time ago, because your face is very abstract, I think this can inspire me!" ”
"Do you dare not bully people like this, what kind of painting are you doing? I didn't hear you could draw! ”
"It's okay, I'm only learning now, and it's too late!" Li Ling'er smiled evilly and took the pen and said, "Brother Tiezhu, every time you take advantage of others, this time someone else takes advantage of you, hehe!" ”
Zhao Tiezhu shouted, "Oh, don't be Ling'er, how can you be so bad!" ”
Li Ling'er said proudly, "I'm just so bad." ”
Zhao Tiezhu's face was full of panic, but his heart was full of joy.
Small, if you want to take advantage of me, let's block the scenery under your skirt first! Zhao Tiezhu was slandered, as mentioned earlier, Li Ling'er, that is the bohemian long skirt she is wearing, and the characteristic of the bohemian long skirt is that it is connected from beginning to end, and now Li Ling'er is squatting in front of Zhao Tiezhu, obviously forgetting to take care of the safety under her skirt, plus that proud, I don't know at all that under my body, I have already been shown by Zhao Tiezhu left and right, that style, so that even the little iron pillar squeezed by the sand has a passion for striving upward!
So, Zhao Tiezhu just pretended to look at the scenery under Li Ling'er's skirt, and Li Linger was completely unaware of the pattern on Zhao Tiezhu's face.
Zhao Tiezhu saw it coolly, Li Ling'er painted it coolly, Tiandao and toad not far away also played cool, Zhou Yu to Tiandao, Nangong Zi to toad, that has already shown a good impression, under the mobilization of the two veterans of the rivers and lakes, each other's feelings are heating up in a straight line.
College students want to fall in love, it is very fast to say fast, as long as they look at each other and have feelings for each other, it will be done, and it will be natural.
"Look at the lewd look of the iron pillar!" The toad stabbed the waist of Tiandao on the side and said.
Tiandao looked at Zhao Tiezhu and said, "Pain and happiness." ”
"Indeed!"
"Alright, it's finally finished!" Li Linger put the pen away, patted her body, and said with satisfaction.
"Painted?" Zhao Tiezhu looked at it well, but he didn't expect Li Ling'er to say that the painting was done, and this time it was quite unfinished.
"This is the most proud work of my life!" Li Linger held Zhao Tiezhu's head with both hands, "I think this painting can be put into the National Museum!" ”
"What did you draw?" Zhao Tiezhu asked.
Li Ling'er took a small mirror from the side and said to Zhao Tiezhu's face, "Look for yourself." ”
Zhao Tiezhu looked at it, so he didn't turn his back on it, and saw that there was a cat, a dog, and a mouse on his face.
"What is this, isn't it painted? It's called painting, huh? Color, cousin! ”
"Cut, you don't know how to appreciate, do you? There are idioms here, the first is cat and mouse, which is natural, the second is that the dog takes the mouse and meddles in things, and the third is the cat catches the mouse, and the dog follows! Okay, Brother Tiezhu, I won't tell you, I'm going to go swimming! Li Ling'er said, stood up and walked directly to the side.
"Hey, you're digging me out!" Zhao Tiezhu shouted.
Li Ling'er's voice floated from afar.
"I'll dig you out when I've swam enough later, Brother Tiezhu, I've told you, this will help you get in shape, it's always a good thing to stay a little longer!"
Zhao Tiezhu is helpless, does the buddy have a face that people play with?
Zhao Tiezhu sighed for a while.
Cao Ziyi, who was not far away, said with a smile, "Tiezhu, in fact, Ling'er is right, staying inside, you can indeed shape, and you can be grounded!" ”
"Oh? I'll give it a try! As soon as Zhao Tiezhu heard Cao Ziyi's words, he tentatively took a few breaths, and found that the qi in his body was flowing twice as fast as before!
"Really!" Zhao Tiezhu said in surprise.
"Well, the most important thing is to form a circulation in both your body and in and outside your body, and the internal circulation is the easiest, and the extracorporeal circulation is the most difficult, you are now equivalent to concretizing the world outside the body, through the connection between sand and soil, to make your extracorporeal circulation easier, you might as well stay for a while!" Cao Ziyi suggested.
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