Chapter 594: That's Narcissism, Not Masturbation (Second Update)
Zhang Zheng smiled: "Ah! I said, sister, is there a test like you? Fortunately, I stood upright, stood upright, and was honest and upright, dripping and not having a color heart, otherwise, I didn't eat your delicious food, but I was ashamed, how much loss do you say? ”
"You're ashamed! However, Brother Zhang, you tell you the truth, are you really not interested in your sister? Charlene asked.
"It's false to say that he is not moved, in the face of a characteristic beauty like his sister, who is not fucking moved, then he must be sick. Brother, when I saw my sister, I was not only moved, but also had a strong impulsive feeling, and I couldn't wait to put you on the spot and enjoy it. But after all, I am a member of Huaxia, and I still remember the teaching of my ancestor to 'do not move' clearly, so my brother had to suppress his desires and control his hands, so he did not touch his sister's charming body. But these stinky rituals of the ancestors are so fucking inhumane, they make me feel so uncomfortable! Zhang Zheng said matter-of-factly.
"Oh, seeing my brother so uncomfortable, does it mean that my sister's charm and temptation are still very strong? I'm happy! I'm proud!. Charlene laughed.
"Brother is not only generally uncomfortable, but if you can't get your sister, it's worse than death. My sister's charm is comparable to Su Daji's, the temptation is better than the white bone essence, the dignified Buddhist monk Tang Sanzang, when he sees this white bone essence, it is difficult to control himself, brother, this ordinary man, how much willpower do you have to use to restrain your desire for your sister. Zhang Zheng said.
"You kid is turning around in circles and scolding my sister for being a scourge to Su Daji, a white bone spirit that eats people, right?" Charlene scolded with a smile.
"How can it? It's just a matter of facts. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"Brother Zhang, let me ask you, just now you were drooling again, looking for a hotel, and you want to swallow your sister into your stomach, what do you mean?" Charlene asked with an expectant smile.
"What else can you mean? It's noon, I'm hungry, seeing the white and delicate Sister Xia, it's like seeing a fresh white swan, I want to quickly find a hotel, processed into the world's most delicious roast duck, in the face of such delicious food, don't drool, don't want to swallow it in the stomach? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"You, you bastard, you used to see this big girl as a delicacy in your mouth, I'm not done with you, I, I'll strangle you, bite you to death!" As soon as Charlene heard this, she was so angry that she began to go crazy, pinching it with her little hands on the top, and the high heels on the bottom also came on the field.
"Haha! I said Charlene, don't masturbate, okay? You see, you've become a dish in people's mouths. Lin Xueting said with a smile.
"I said Xue Ting, do you know how to use words? That's narcissism, not masturbation! Is there a shame in it? What about the talented students of the Chinese Department of Peking University? I am a dish in his mouth, and you are a bowl of milk on his bed. Charlene laughed.
"You stinky mouth, full of nonsense. Okay, Charlene, Ronghua, is it decided? Why don't you go back to Beijing together, there is also a companion in the car. Lin Xueting said.
"Okay, let's go together, I'll go back and quickly sort out the book about Zhang Shaojie and strive to publish it as soon as possible." Charlene said.
"Zhijian, you go and deal with the ticket problem, and we will go back together." Lin Xueting said to Wu Zhijian.
"Wait for Zhijian, you go and pack two soft sleeper private rooms, one for each of them, it will be more comfortable," Zhang Zheng said.
"Brother Zhang, don't be so extravagant, it's a six- or seven-hour drive, and you'll arrive soon, just change the ticket, and you don't need to buy a soft bag again." Lin Xueting said.
"Who let the brother catch up? Just give me a chance to shoot a beautiful woman's ass. Besides, provide a private space for Sister Xia and Brother Ronghua, go all the way in the car, fight all the way, and when you are exhausted, you just arrive home, this is a veritable car ** battle, this kind of taste Sister Xia and Brother Yang haven't experienced it, right? Ha! Zhang Zheng said with a smile.
"You bastard, you're going to die if you don't talk nonsense?" Charlene scolded with a smile.
"I said brother-in-law, this soft sleeper box is very comfortable, but I don't have so much money in my hand? Do you see if you take some out? Wu Zhijian said.
"Zhijian, I have money here." Yang Ronghua said.
"Brother Yang, you don't have to worry about it. Zhijian, you go to the car with Yu Lei to get it, take more, bring it to my godson, and let him go back to the capital to buy toys. Zhang Zheng commanded.
"Brother Zhang, I don't think there's any need for it, such a villain, this will spoil him." Lin Xueting said.
"My son, I know, he will never learn badly." Zhang Zheng said very confidently.
"Mom, I listen to my father, be a good person, not a bad person." Yang Yang said confidently in a milky voice.
"How? Growing up, Yangyang must have grown up as an ambitious man, and 40 years later, maybe he will be a battle-hardened commander again. Yangyang, in the future, it will be up to you to fight Lao Maozi and fight Little Japan. Zhang Zheng said.
"Dad, what is Lao Maozi? What is Little Japan? Yangyang asked curiously.