080 Ask for a dog whip

Wang Baoyu felt very unhappy in her heart, this Ye Lianxiang didn't know what the momentum was recently, and her speech became more and more rampant, and she couldn't help but say: "I just eat radishes and worry about it, and I don't even care about the dog's smelling fishy mouth!" As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter in the crowd, but the laughter was so bad that people didn't understand the meaning of Wang Baoyu's words.

Ye Lianxiang naturally knew that Wang Baoyu was talking about rhubarb, and her face was quite unsightly, but in front of everyone, she couldn't let him say anything more ugly, so she changed the topic and said: "Captain Zhang, there is something I really have to remind you of, this childbirth is not necessarily a woman's disease, and men may also have problems." ”

When Zhang Dazhu heard this, his head was a little big, he really didn't know this, but he still insisted on defending himself: "I'm okay, that is, it's just that the time is shorter." ”

Everyone laughed louder when they heard this, Li Xiuzhi's face turned red with shame, and he secretly pinched Zhang Dazhu hard, and said, "If you don't speak, you can die!" ”

Ye Lianxiang stretched out her thin fingers to wipe the tears from the corners of her eyes, and persuaded: "Captain Zhang, no matter what, after so many years of no children, you have to go to the hospital for a check-up, right?" This is not a shameful thing in the city, and the sea of people with this problem has gone! ”

Zhang Dazhu snorted for a long time, but his mouth still refused to be soft, and said to Wang Baoyu: "Wang Baoyu, I made a bet with you today, if it is found that there is a problem with my seed, Lao Tzu will also lose 500 yuan to you." ”

"And three more ringheads." Wang Baoyu added unceremoniously.

"Okay!" Zhang Dazhu said affirmatively.

When Li Xiuzhi heard this, she was almost mad, she stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Dazhu's face and scolded: "You loser, embarrassed, come back with me!" ”

"Tap! Tap! Zhang Dazhu grinned in pain, the crowd laughed, and Li Xiuzhi said to Wang Baoyu: "Baoyu, don't give him the same, don't gamble, don't gamble." ”

Zhang Dazhu crooked his face and still shouted: "Li Xiuzhi, you are afraid of a fart, Lao Tzu is not sick!" But the voice is obviously much quieter, and it seems that he is not confident enough, if he really loses, it will be five hundred yuan.

"Auntie, this matter has nothing to do with you, you must gamble, I don't have to have money, but I can't want my reputation." Wang Baoyu's tone was very resolute, he knew Li Xiuzhi's thoughts, and he was afraid of losing money.

Li Xiuzhi smiled helplessly, grabbed Zhang Dazhu and left, the crowd also dispersed in a hurry, but Ye Lianxiang did not leave, Wang Baoyu knew that she must have a fart to release, so she said to her godfather and godmother: "Dad, mother, you go back first!" ”

Jia Zhengdao and Lin Zhaodi also saw that Ye Lianxiang was looking for Wang Baoyu, so they turned around and went back to the house.

"Sister Ye, you're here to find me! Say anything! Wang Baoyu asked expressionlessly.

Ye Lianxiang wanted to speak and stopped, but she couldn't help asking, "Baoyu, where did you bury my rhubarb?" ”

Wang Baoyu naturally didn't tell the truth, and said vaguely: "Buried by the river, I passed by there a few days ago, and it seems that I was cut open and taken away by wild dogs." ”

"Alas!" Ye Lianxiang sighed, and Wang Baoyu asked with a smile: "Sister Ye, do you want to rhubarb?" Want to pay a respect? ”

"Worship a fart, a dead dog." Ye Lianxiang looked indifferent.

"I'll go back to the house if it's okay, Sister Ye is right, a dead dog, it's not worth thinking about, it's better to think about people." Wang Baoyu said with a sly face.

"Little cub, what are you talking about!" Ye Lianxiang heard what Wang Baoyu said, and a trace of anger appeared on her face.

Wang Baoyu smiled, turned his head and wanted to leave, Ye Lianxiang was anxious, and finally asked the key question.

"Baoyu, did you leave that thing in my family's rhubarb crotch?" Ye Lianxiang said, her face was a little red, no matter what kind of woman she was, she was still a little ashamed to ask this question.

"What's that?" Wang Baoyu stopped and asked in surprise.

Ye Lianxiang stomped her feet a little anxiously, and said clearly: "It's a dog whip." ”

Wang Baoyu showed a thoughtful expression, and said after a long time: "I remembered, that thing was warped, and it took a long time to cut it into three sections before it was buried, and it was not left." ”

"Really, you didn't stay?" Ye Lianxiang asked unwillingly.

"Didn't stay! Sister Ye thinks about this thing? Wang Baoyu asked with a wicked smile.

"Little rabbit cub, always joking with my sister. I didn't leave it behind. After Ye Lianxiang finished speaking, she twisted her ass and turned her head away.

"Fuck, insane!" Wang Baoyu scolded angrily and turned to go home. Lying on the kang, I thought more about why did this Ye Lianxiang think of a dog whip? There must be crooked ways in it.

It didn't take long for Qian Meifeng to come, holding a cloth bag in her hand, she went straight to the West House, and asked Wang Baoyu, who was lying on the kang, "Baoyu, I heard that you and Zhang Dazhu almost fought, what's the matter?" It seems that there is a bet. ”

Wang Baoyu was in a bad mood today, first scolded by Zhang Dazhu, and then asked by Ye Lianxiang to be whipped, when she heard Qian Meifeng ask, she said impatiently: "Meifeng, don't worry about it, a bunch of neurotics." ”

"Okay, don't ask, I went to town today and bought you a dress, saying it's the latest trendy jacket, get up and try it out." Qian Meifeng said softly, since she established a relationship with Wang Baoyu, Qian Meifeng seems to be much gentler and takes care of Wang Baoyu, how to say that she is two years older than Wang Baoyu, and it is a big woman who will hurt people.

Wang Baoyu got up lazily and went to the ground, Qian Meifeng had already opened the cloth bag, took out a beige jacket, took off Wang Baoyu's tunic and changed into a jacket.

Wang Baoyu took a look in the mirror, and felt very good, this dress is different from the tunic suit, there are elastic bands on the cuffs and hem, there are no buttons in the front, it is a zipper, and the wind can't penetrate at all after wearing.

Qian Meifeng came over and asked with a smile, "Who is the best of us?" Wang Baoyu raised his arm to wrap his arm around her shoulder, but from the mirror, this posture looked very difficult, Qian Meifeng was about the same height as Wang Baoyu, and it seemed very uncoordinated to hug her, if she was a little shorter, it was just right to her ears, Cheng Xueman was so tall.

Hugging one and thinking about the other, the taste is bitter or sweet, only Wang Baoyu himself knows. Qian Meifeng saw that he didn't speak, and said jokingly: "Baoyu, if you have a long head, maybe you are really more handsome than me!" ”

Wang Baoyu smiled slightly, which was a kind of compliment to her. "Meifeng, this dress is both beautiful and comfortable, how much did it cost?" As he spoke, he fumbled in the pocket of the mid-top jacket he had taken off, wanting to give Qian Meifeng the money to buy a jacket.

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