Chapter 28: The Tun Chang Woman
Chapter 28 Tunchang Woman
Thinking of this, Zhang Qing wanted to step forward and ask what was going on?
But he frowned and thought about it, and finally decided to ask Du Hui first to see what the situation was?
Besides, in this Yangfeng Town, for him Zhang Qing, if he really wants to deal with such two hairy boys, he doesn't need Zhang Qing to come forward in person.
As long as he squeaked, his younger brothers would do it.
However, Wang Daming and his kid looked at Zhang Qing, but they pretended not to see it and ignored it.
Because he kid thought to himself, aren't you just a broken chicken horn boss in the video hall? What kind of cow is there Nima?
But Niu Erbao looked at Zhang Qing, and said in Wang Daming's ear a little timid and worried: "Look, the boss of the video hall." ”
Wang Daming replied in Niu Erbao's ear: "Look at a yarn?" Isn't it the broken chicken horn boss of Nima's video hall? If he dares to come over and pretend to be b again, Lao Tzu will directly send him to Wuxi River to feed the fish and get a fart! ”
Hearing Wang Daming say this, Niu Erbao didn't squeak anymore, because Niu Erbao also knew that if he really fought, Wang Daming and his melon baby would really be able to kick the owner of the video hall to the Wuxi River to feed the fish.
Think about it, when we once went up to the mountains to hunt together, a wild boar weighing more than 300 catties was subdued by Wang Daming and his kid in a daze, not to mention a person?
Niu Erbao has always wondered, thinking that Wang Daming doesn't usually like to do farm work, where did his brute strength come from?
After Niu Erbao turned his head to look at the boss of the video hall and walked away, he couldn't help frowning suddenly, and then hurriedly said to Wang Daming: "I remember, the boss of the video hall seems to be a relative of Li Xiaodong and their family?" ”
Suddenly, seeing Niu Erbao making such a fuss, Wang Daming replied: "You don't care whose relative he is." Even if you know whose relative he is, isn't he Nima pretending to be b with the two of us? ”
As he spoke, Wang Daming's words changed: "Okay, if you are a turtle son, go to your aunt's house." Lao Tzu went to buy salt, and after a while, he went back to Fairy Tun. ”
Suddenly, hearing Wang Daming say this, Niu Erbao hurriedly said: "Then do you remember to tell my parents and my mother, that I went to my aunt's house." ”
“……”
After a while, Wang Daming and his boy went to the store to buy two packets of salt, and then walked to the west exit of the street.
The west entrance of the street is also near the end of the street, turn in from here, pass through a small alley, then a rice field, walk along the ridge to the jungle ahead, and then through the jungle, and you will almost reach the town wharf.
Along the way, Wang Daming and his boy walked alone, feeling a little lonely, and couldn't help but say in a sullen heart, Niang Xipi, when she came, there were two people, but when she went back, she was Nima alone, depressed!
Saying this heart, he suddenly thought again, fortunately, he happened to meet his aunt today, otherwise, Lao Tzu and Niu Erbao's turtle son are still locked up in the Nima Police Station at this time......
Thinking about the things that happened in the town all the way, before he knew it, he had come to the jungle in front of him.
There is a main road in this jungle, and there are several small paths, Wang Daming and his boy thought about it, and turned to one of the paths.
Because he remembers that when he walked this trail last time, he happened to meet a rabbit and let him catch it.
So he was thinking, maybe he could meet a rabbit today?
Since they had already dispersed, the people who came out of the fairy tun to catch the market had already returned to the tun, so there were no people passing by in the jungle at this time, so it was naturally quiet.
There are only a few crisp birdsong on the branches......
However, when Wang Daming and his boy walked into the depths of the jungle, they suddenly heard a 'uh-huh'......
As a result, his kid couldn't help frowning, thinking, what is this Nima's movement?
While thinking, he subconsciously slowed down his pace and listened carefully......
Faintly, I only heard a woman calling not far away, and with this 'uh-huh' sound, the woman was still panting roughly......
This movement, Wang Daming and his kid suddenly felt a little familiar, it seems that when watching that video, the heroine there often makes such a sound.
As a result, his kid couldn't help but say, Ge Laozi, I didn't watch the video in the town today, but I didn't expect to come back at this time, and there is a live broadcast of Nima in this woods? Yes, Lao Tzu has to go and see, it must be Nima's mother-in-law who is stealing men in this wood......
While saying in his heart, Wang Daming and his kid followed the woman's voice and slipped into the jungle on the left......
This jungle is full of trees and lush foliage, and the branches and leaves are intertwined in the sky above the jungle, and the light can only penetrate through the gaps in the branches and leaves, so the light in the jungle is not very sufficient, and it looks dark.
In this quiet jungle, Wang Daming and his boy sniffed the strong smell of grass and trees in the jungle, and approached the woman's voice step by step and carefully.
When he got closer and closer to the movement, he only heard the woman's 'uh-huh' sound and the rough panting sound became louder and louder, and the sound pierced the ears and entered the hearts and lungs, so that Wang Daming and his boy listened, and felt that there seemed to be a feeling of shaking the flag in the depths of his body, and with this feeling, he suddenly felt that his whole body was a little hot, and there was some instinctive stupid beating somewhere in his body......
As he continued to take a few cautious steps forward, he suddenly saw a small cabin in the grass ahead.
The woman's 'uh-huh' and panting came from the cabin......
As a result, Wang Daming and his kid were secretly stunned, and couldn't help frowning and saying, ", what the hell, it turns out that there is a small cabin here?" Why didn't Lao Tzu find out about Niu Erbao before? It seems that this mother-in-law is very familiar with this jungle? I guess this mother-in-law has always come here to steal men......
Speaking of this, Wang Daming and his kid couldn't help but suddenly think, eh? That's right, turn around...... Wait for one day, Lao Tzu tricked Chen Qiuxiang's little mother-in-law here? And then...... Hey...... After tricking Chen Qiuxiang's little mother-in-law into sleeping, Lao Tzu wanted to see what else could happen to the turtle son of the tun chief......
Thinking of this, suddenly, he was so busy that he was stunned, and said in his heart, yes, Lao Tzu should hurry up and watch the live broadcast first.
Then, I saw Wang Daming and his kid slipping away lightly towards the cabin in front of him......
It was an abandoned log cabin, as it was overgrown with weeds all around the cabin, and it was apparently uninhabited for a long time.
Moreover, the hut was in tatters, the wood and planks had long since been blackened and partially rotted, and several large holes could be seen in several places from a distance.
When Wang Daming and his kid were about to approach the cabin, he cautiously slowed down his pace, and then, like a thief, bent over, lightly, and approached the side of the door of the cabin in small steps......
The tattered wooden door was closed, but it looked like it was hidden.
On the wooden door, and on the plank next to the door, there are small holes of irregular size.
After Wang Daming and his boy approached the wooden door, he raised his head cautiously and slightly, and peeked into the wooden house with a black eyeball against a small hole......
At this glance, I saw a tattered straw mat on the ground in the corner of the wall opposite the wooden house, and on the straw mat, a man and a woman were violently doing the most primitive movements of human beings......
Suddenly, the man let out a long 'whew', and then he looked tired and fell on top of the woman.
The woman hugged the man tightly with unfinished satisfaction, snorting in his ear, and the red glow on her face did not recede for a long time.
After a while, the woman whispered in the man's ear: "You dead calf, tossing a dead old lady!" ”
The man was hey Yile: "Didn't you die too?" ”
"Cool your size? The old lady has been made to fall apart by your dead calf! ”
"Isn't that cool?"
"What's cool? Alright, you dead calf, come down quickly! It's so overwhelming that the old lady is almost out of breath! ”
“……”
Listening to the murmuring of the pair of men and women afterwards, Wang Daming and his kid peeked carefully again, and after seeing the faces of the men and women, he couldn't help but be stunned, and he was stunned! No way? It turned out to be Li Xiaoqin, the woman of our tun chief, and Li Butcher, our tun?
Butcher Li is a bachelor who makes a living by killing pigs, and when he helps people kill pigs in various households on weekdays, he always likes to hook up with other people's mothers-in-law.
But I never thought that this Li butcher actually had a leg with Li Xiaoqin, the woman of the tun chief!
As a result, Wang Daming and his kid were also thinking, it seems that Aunt Xiaoqin, the turtle mother-in-law, has done a good job of keeping secrets? On weekdays, she always looks very serious, it turns out that ......
Thinking about it, his kid couldn't help but be secretly stunned,, isn't it as the saying goes, if there is a father, there must be a son? So...... If there is a mother, will there also be a daughter?
Thinking of this, his kid was a little vague and a little frightened, because he was thinking, Chen Qiuxiang and her mother are like this, so will Chen Qiuxiang be like this in the future? If that's the case...... It seems that Chen Qiuxiang's little mother-in-law can't be married? Her mother can give her dad a green hat to wear, and maybe she can also give Lao Tzu a green hat to buckle in the future, so ...... His mother is hopeful, it seems that Lao Tzu still has to think about it......
couldn't help but say, his kid couldn't help but say in his heart, Niang Xipi, the head of the tun still treated his daughter Chen Qiuxiang as a treasure on that dog day, just like that, it's good to have a man marry your daughter, really! Besides, what can you do if you grow a bull? There's a kind of you going with someone else's Li butcher cow! The butcher Li is a turtle son, but he has put your woman Li Xiaoqin to sleep! From Lao Tzu's point of view, it's still your Chen Anqing's woman Li Xiaoqin, because she has given you a green hat, and you are still in the dark......
After a while, when he peeked at Li Xiaoqin, the woman in the tun chief, got up and dressed, Wang Daming and his kid hurriedly took a look, and couldn't help but say proudly, Ge Laozi, this Aunt Xiaoqin's figure is really Nima's pretty delicate? Wow, those two balls are so big......
At this moment, coincidentally, a bee buzzed over.
Because Wang Daming and his kid were too engrossed, they didn't notice it.
I saw that the bee flew around the wooden door, and then coldly stung Wang Daming and his son on the forehead......
When Wang Daming and his kid suddenly felt a burst of pain, he instinctively exclaimed: "Ah! ”
Suddenly, when they heard movement outside the door, Li Xiaoqin and Li Butcher in the wooden house were stunned and panicked......