Chapter 1 I am also chaste!
Chapter 1: I also have chastity!
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2013-09-1714:56 Published|3017 words
Li Yun'er's expression was wooden, her expression was dull, and she was holding a baseball bat in her hand and smashing it down mechanically.
"Yun'er, what are you doing here?" Although I thought that Li Yun'er was sleepwalking, I couldn't help but shout.
I shouted out, and Yun'er still looked very wooden, as if she hadn't heard me at all, still waving the baseball bat in her hand.
Yesterday I just came to you to dream, tonight you are sleepwalking, you have been sleepwalking for two days in a row, and you are still running towards my room, this is a bit too much, right? I really suspect now that the current Lee Yoon-a is not sleepwalking, but she deliberately wants to pretend to sleepwalk to retaliate for teaching me a lesson!
"Yun'a, don't pretend, I know you're not really sleepwalking......" I said deliberately, but the Yun'er in front of me was still waving a baseball bat. As soon as my voice fell, she walked in my direction, still beckoning me with a baseball bat in her hand.
"Don't make trouble...... Seeing Li Yun'er's appearance, I am even more convinced that this little girl is deliberately pretending to sleepwalk to teach me a lesson. Promotion of novices in the workplace 1
I'll fuck your sister!
You want to teach Lao Tzu a lesson, but Lao Tzu won't play with you anymore!
Li Yun'er greeted me frantically and savagely, I had no room to fight back, I fought hard and suffered a few more wooden sticks, and then broke out of the room. As soon as I left the house, I closed the door.
"Li Yun'er, count you ruthless!" As soon as I went out, I walked straight downstairs.
Nima, no matter whether she is really sleepwalking or pretending, Lao Tzu was really wronged by this beating. Moreover, the other party is Li Yun'er, who seems to be sleepwalking in the middle of the night, and I can only eat coptis dumbly, and I can't say anything I want to say!
I went downstairs and slept on the sofa in the living room, which was really in response to what I had said in the living room.
The next day, early in the morning.
Hu Feifei came out of the room early to make breakfast, and she was shocked when she saw me sleeping on the sofa in the living room.
I was probably a little mentally sensitive from being tortured by Li Yun'er, and hearing Hu Feifei's slight footsteps still woke me up from my sleep.
"Wang Yi, why are you sleeping here again?" When Hu Feifei saw me wake up, she asked.
"Just take a look in my room!" I said weakly for a while, after this night, the part where Li Yun'er smashed my body with a baseball bat seemed to be still aching.
As soon as Hu Feifei heard what I said, she also realized what I said, and she hurriedly walked down to Li Yun'er's room to take a look, and her room was empty. Immediately after, she walked upstairs quickly, and when she saw the scene in my room, Hu Feifei was also shocked.
I followed Hu Feifei upstairs, and when I came to my room, Hu Feifei was still having sweet dreams at this time, and the baseball bat she had used to commit the murder had fallen to the ground at this time.
"What happened to Yuna last night?" Hu Feifei looked at me with a look of surprise and uncertainty.
"It should be said that she did something to me last night, if I run a little late, I'm afraid she will be killed!" I said exaggeratedly, and I was also extremely resentful in my heart. Promotion of novices in the workplace 1
"Yun'er, Yun'er, wake up!" Hu Feifei shouted Li Yun'er for more than ten seconds before Li Yun'er slowly opened her eyes.
"What's wrong?" Li Yun'er didn't seem to realize what was going on at this time, and looked at the two of us with a blank look.
And when Li Yun'er saw the room she was in, her expression was first stunned, and then she looked at me a little angrily, and asked, "Hey, you bastard, what did you do to me last night?" ”
"You almost beat me to death last night and asked me what I did to you?" I folded my arms and showed the two of them the bruises left by Lee Yoon-a's assault on me last night.
"Oh, I see!" When Lee Yoon-a saw the scars on my body, she suddenly had a smile on her face, as if she didn't care and was a little happy.
"Hey, tell me honestly, did you pretend last night?" I questioned Lee Yun'er, and her expression was a little cold.
"What's it? Miss Ben has sleepwalking, and you don't know it! Li Yuna said to me in a somewhat provocative tone.
"You really pretended to be sleepwalking last night, you can hit me wherever I run!" I gritted my teeth and said, "I'll tie you up when you go to bed in the future, and see what excuse you have to run into my room!" ”
"Tie me? Don't you dare! Li Yun'er was a little anxious.
"You went to my bed on the first day, hit me with a stick the next day, and maybe kill me with a knife on the third day! For the sake of my life and Fei Fei's safety, it shouldn't be too much to tie you up, right? I still didn't budge.
"Yuna, did you really sleepwalk yesterday?" Hu Feifei also asked in a somewhat skeptical tone, after all, he had been sleepwalking for two consecutive days, and this time he was so outrageous that he actually hit me with a baseball bat, which is really a bit unlikely no matter what!
"Fei Fei, you doubt me too?" Li Yun'er asked Hu Feifei in a very unhappy tone.
"No, I didn't mean that, I ......"
Hu Feifei was about to explain, but Li Yun'er interrupted her, "Okay, Feifei, you also bully me with this Wang Yi!" As soon as she finished speaking, Li Yun'er looked angry for a while, turned around and walked downstairs.
"Yun'er......" Hu Feifei saw that Li Yun'er was angry, and hurriedly chased after her.
Did I really wronged her?
Probably not, yesterday's scene, I can't believe that she is really sleepwalking, eighty percent of it is pretended!
Hu Feifei chased Li Yun'er downstairs together, and after a while of comfort, Li Yun'er finally lost her breath.
I came downstairs, and Lee Yoona ignored me.
Lee Yuna ignores me, and I don't care about her.
Hu Feifei went to the kitchen to make breakfast, and I went to the bathroom to take a shower before going upstairs to continue working on the draft of the creative plan.
In less than twenty minutes, Hu Feifei's breakfast was ready.
I came downstairs and the three of us had breakfast together.
Seeing that Li Yun'er and I ignored each other, Hu Feifei spoke first: "Yun'er, your sleepwalking is really a bit scary, we have to find a way." ”
"What, you want to tie me up too?" Li Yun'er also said angrily.
"No, of course I didn't mean that." Hu Feifei hurriedly said, for fear that Li Yun'er would be angry again.
"Why don't you go to bed in the future, we'll lock your door and wait until dawn to open it for you?" Hu Feifei put forward her own opinion.
"What if I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Can't I solve it myself in my room? Li Yun'er said a little unhappily, obviously she didn't agree with Hu Feifei's construction.
"Of course not!" I also directly rejected Hu Feifei's suggestion, this is my house, if she makes a mess in this house, I am extremely unwilling.
"Can't I get you a bucket?" Hu Feifei once again put forward the idea of building "sex".
Hu Feifei said in a very innocent tone, and her tone of speech had three points of discussion, two points of resentment and five points of innocence, as soon as her words came out, Li Yuner and I couldn't hold back for a while, but they both laughed out loud.
"Fei Fei, you are really a genius, I think if you come to our Jiamei Group as a creative, you will definitely be able to kill a lot of people in seconds!" I laughed.
When I said this, Hu Feifei was full of shame, buried her head in the rice bowl, and was a little afraid to look at us.
"I don't care, if you want to tie me up or lock me in my room, I absolutely don't agree, whoever does it will sue whoever restricts my personal freedom!" Li Yun'er's voice deliberately raised a few points, and when she spoke, she glanced at me a few times defiantly.
Now, I'm even more convinced that this Li Yun'er deliberately pretended to beat Lao Tzu last night!
Although Hu Feifei's idea is novel, it is also a good idea. This ensures the safety of Hu Feifei and me, and we can sleep more peacefully.
"Can I ask you a question?" I suddenly said to Li Yun'a.
"Say!"
"Do you particularly like the upstairs room, if you like it, let's change it, otherwise, you ran into my room at night for three days and two ends, if you have any bad thoughts one day, won't I be chaste?" I said nonsense.
"Just you? Return chastity ""! Li Yun'er looked at me with disdain.
"Of course, of course I have chastity! I warn you, from tonight onwards, I will sleep "naked" for the rest of my life, and I will not be responsible for anything that happens if you come back into my room! I said to Li Yuna defiantly.
"You can take it off, if I give you a gelding when I sleepwalk, don't blame me!" Li Yuna also said unconvinced.
Your sister, you owe "fuck" like Du Xue!
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you! I'll find someone to come and add a little wooden door to the wooden staircase upstairs, which will be opened during the day and locked at night. If you're not afraid of being stopped from upstairs to falling downstairs and becoming an idiot while sleepwalking in the middle of the night, you can sleepwalk to my room casually! "At this point, I'm almost done with breakfast.
I stood up, and Hu Feifei on the side also had breakfast.
"Let's go later!" I said to Hu Feifei.
Hu Feifei nodded.
"What orphanage are you going to, I'm going to too!" At this time, Li Yun'er also suddenly spoke.