096 Toilet

Wang Baoyu only smiled slightly after hearing this, and looked at the stone lion without speaking.

Hou Si noticed some clues and asked, "Brother, is there anything to say here?" These two lions of mine are carved out of the same mold, and they are so neat! ”

"Hehe, fourth brother, there is no big problem with the lion, you are blessed with great luck, you don't have to worry too much about these." Wang Baoyu said with a smile.

"If you have something to say, just tell my brother, don't hide it." Hou Si said briskly.

"Fourth brother, then I'll just say it. This stone lion is good, but the mistake is that it should not be exactly the same. Wang Baoyu analyzed.

Hou Si was a little confused by Monk Zhang Er, "What should I do, can it still be one big and one small, one male and one female?" ”

Wang Baoyu clapped his hands and said, "This is a bit right, fourth brother, what do you think are the characteristics of your two lions?" It's all lion's mouth, eating here, spitting there, and can't keep the money. ”

"Well, well, it's kind of interesting, then brother, what kind of placement should you pose? I listen to you! Hou Si heard carefully.

"Then the fourth brother really has to be a mother again." Wang Baoyu said mysteriously.

"Mother? Can there be a male and female? Hou Si didn't expect that the stone lion placed at the door was not the bigger the better, but a lot of attention was paid to it.

"Of course, it's not just the mother's, it's better to keep your mouth shut and your eyebrows lowered. The mouth is open and closed, which means that you only eat and don't vomit, and the wealth is rolling. To put it bluntly, the male and female pay attention to a position, that is, the primary and secondary, where there can be no backbone, the two male lions are placed here, and there is nothing to do to designate a fight, so can you still live in peace? Wang Baoyu said slowly.

Hou Si nodded again and again when he heard this, "Brother is really right, some things are evil, you can't believe it." The fourth brother listens to you, and immediately finds someone to change! "The businessman is looking for an auspicious celebration.

The two walked into the hotel as they spoke, and a gentle warm breeze rushed in. Wang Baoyu looked around, the lights in the hotel were brilliant, the dark fragrance was surging, and the white marble floor was as bright as walking on ice, "Fourth brother, this hotel is really good!" Wang Baoyu praised casually, and Hou Si said with a smile: "Brother, this is our own business, you can come at any time, and you don't need to spend money on food and accommodation." ”

Wang Baoyu couldn't help admiring Hou Si in his heart, sitting in a car, driving a hotel, playing with wood, playing with girls, eating game, this is life, which is like himself, on the kang in the small earthen house in the small mountain village, looking at the yellow paper book in the dim light, it seems to be enjoyable to eat a meal of meat.

Entering the hotel, it was very warm inside, and a young and beautiful waitress immediately greeted her, first bowed, and then said with a smile: "The fourth master is here, what are your orders?" ”

Hou Si said with a stern face: "Chunling, this is the master's brother, you take him to the best room to rest." He turned to Wang Baoyu and said, "Brother, you go and have a good rest first, and drink less, I still have something to do, and I will treat you here at night." ”

Wang Baoyu nodded in agreement, and followed the waitress upstairs, Wang Baoyu squinted a few times, she looked really good, her skin was white and red, more attractive than peaches. Two dimples in one smile, and if you don't have enough concentration, you will get drunk after two more looks. I saw that her neat white skirt wrapped around her curvaceous figure, and the small pointed leather shoes clicked, which made Wang Baoyu sigh, the waiters here are really fucking good.

At the door of a room on the third floor, the waitress stopped, took out the key with her slender fingers and opened the door, and said with a polite smile: "Please rest first, if there is anything to do, my name is Feng Chunling." ”

"My name is Wang Baoyu, let's have a pot of tea first!" Wang Baoyu was not polite, and followed Hou Si's example. But it was really good, and the waitress immediately left with a smile.

Wang Baoyu strode into the room, the room was very large and tidy, spotless everywhere, and all the living utensils were available. There is a large bed in the middle, covered with white sheets, and there is a small door next to it, and when it is opened, it turns out to be a toilet, which is what the city people call a bathroom.

Wang Baoyu happened to be a little suffocated, took off his pants and sat on the toilet. sighed in his heart: "When you have money, you can also have one in your own home, and you have to run out in the middle of the night to have diarrhea in the middle of the night, and people in the city just know how to enjoy it." ”

Although he thought so in his heart, Wang Baoyu was a little unaccustomed to this thing, and worked hard for a long time, but only squeezed out two farts. At this time, there was a gentle knock on the door, and Wang Baoyu knew that Feng Chunling had come to deliver tea, and shouted: "Come in later!" The knock on the door stopped.

Wang Baoyu worked hard for a long time, but he still couldn't find the feeling, his stomach hurt very much, and he just couldn't pull out the. Damn, people can't let suffocate to death. He got up and looked at it with a scolding, and suddenly had an idea, raised his leg and stood on the edge of the toilet, and then squatted down in the air.

Sure enough, as soon as the progress was smooth, Wang Baoyu was to eliminate toxins and be relaxed. He washed his face carefully in the mirror again, and straightened his middle part, and he looked at it with novelty.

The shower head on the wall still aroused Wang Baoyu's interest, thinking that Lao Tzu would take a good bath and relax after a while, he fiddled with the shower head, and immediately sprayed out a stream of water, leaving a puddle of water stains on the ground. But the flow of water is too small, and it can't be washed too pleasantly.

After fiddling for a long time and still couldn't get more water, Wang Baoyu was too lazy to study it himself, walked out of the bathroom, opened the door and wanted to find the waiter for help.

As soon as the door was opened, Wang Baoyu was startled, and the waiter Feng Chunling was standing straight outside the door, with an eternal smile on her face, as if the photo was frozen. I saw a pot of steaming tea on the tray in her hand, and when she saw Wang Baoyu coming out, she hurriedly asked, "Sir, do you need any help?" ”

"You've been standing here all along?" Wang Baoyu asked in surprise, it is really on call, before the liberation of this treatment, I am afraid that the landlord will not be able to enjoy it.

Wang Baoyu took the tray and said, "Standing there for a long time, come in and rest, just help me take a look at the bathing things, it's really hard to use, I haven't studied it." ”

Feng Chunling was a little flattered, thanked her repeatedly, and quickly placed the teacups, and said "Sir, you use it slowly" and went to the bathroom to debug the shower head.

Wang Baoyu suddenly thought that she had just pooped, and the bathroom was stinking, and it was too embarrassing for such a beautiful girl to go in.

Wang Baoyu wanted to stop her, but Feng Chunling had already opened the bathroom door and walked in, so Wang Baoyu had to follow in.

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