Chapter 26: Bet!
He's grim-faced, as dark as he wants to be black!
Hong Tao saw me say this, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, just now he thought that Lao Tzu had confessed, this listen, good guy, the scolding is crisp and neat!
"You think you're the supervisor, grandpa, I don't dare to scold you? You scold me, why can't I scold you! Sue you, in the company you are my boss, I will let you three points, but in law, we are all equal! Do you think it's the company's rules and regulations or our country's laws! Could it be that your father is also the director or your mother is the director of the "Women's" Women's Association? ”
Hearing me say this, Liang Dashan's face darkened. (Starter)
At the same time, all the sales representatives on the side looked at me with great admiration, what is a hero? Lao Tzu is now Nima's hero!
On weekdays, this fat man takes advantage of female employees and scolds male employees like dogs. Everyone is complaining, and they can't wait to rip this bastard's skin and bones. Although many people scolded him behind his back, they were afraid of losing their jobs in front of him. And now I scolded this time, but I gave them a big sigh of relief!
"Bastard, fuck you, I don't think you want to stay in the company anymore!" The fat man of the dog day suddenly threatened Lao Tzu again.
"You want to fire me? Okay, it doesn't matter, you don't have a place to stay here, you have a place to stay here! However, why did you expel Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu abides by the company's rules and regulations, and has just received the company's sales bonus! You fired me? Joke, if you can do this lack of morality, aren't you afraid that one night you will walk in the alley and get bricks, or your house will suddenly be set on fire? "I cheered around and said a lot.
And listening to my words, the black line on Liang Dashan's head suddenly became heavier. Workplace novice promotion 26
Threats, "naked" threats!
Nima, as soon as Lao Tzu's words came out, only a few female sales representatives who were a little bit stupid had blank looks, looking at the expressions on the faces of the others, obviously understanding the meaning of Lao Tzu's words. And as if in response to what I just said, Hong Tao, this kid, suddenly smiled on his face, and "revealed" a cruel smile.
Seeing Hong Tao's smile, Liang Fatzi's body suddenly trembled.
The scene was a little awkward and a little chaotic.
Just now, Liang Fatzi was still arrogant for a while, but now when he heard what I just said, the whole person suddenly wilted. It's like setting up a tent, pulling up a flag, and a naked woman on the bed is waiting for you to do it. The result? The police are coming to check the room, Nima, don't lift it immediately!
The other fat men who looked at this face like pig liver and were about to suffocate their illness were really happy. Now, Lao Tzu's image is tall again!
Liang Fatzi suddenly snorted coldly and said with a smile: "You really have the face to say, didn't you say why I said that you can't enter the creative department?" This time the company is recruiting creatives, have you been accepted? Speaking of this, a smug smile appeared on Fat Liang's face.
In a sentence that our men often say: I bought a watch last year!
Liang Fatzi's words just now directly hit my sore spot, **ah!
"It's the creative department's business that doesn't accept me, not once, not the second time......
"Then you still have the face to say!" Liang Fatzi's voice suddenly increased by several decibels, and the whole person seemed to have eaten a whole bottle of Viagra at once, and he was strong!
"Do you dare to make a bet?" Liang Fatzi breathed a tone of ambition for a while.
"You say!"
Damn, at this time, can I say a word?
"Aren't you good enough? Okay, give you two months, if you can enter the creative group, you win, Lao Tzu will get out of here! If you lose......" Speaking of this, Liang Fat Man snorted coldly. Workplace novice promotion 26
"Lao Tzu will also resign immediately!"
"Resign? You can fucking say that you're a little sales rep and you're betting on an equal footing with my sales executive position, aren't you? There was indescribable disdain in Liang Dashan's tone.
"So what do you say?"
"Don't you guys like to masturbate? As long as you lose, in addition to getting out, you have to masturbate on the road opposite the company! Do you dare? "As soon as Liang Fatzi's words came out, the real Nima chicken flew eggs, and the festival '' fell to the ground!
**Yes!
This is probably something that only a dead fat man can say!
Let's not talk about how uncivilized this word is, just to say it in public, and Nima has so many women present.
"What is masturbation...... Du Xue suddenly asked Chen Yi next to her in a low voice.
As soon as these words came out, her voice was small, but it reached everyone's ears very clearly. Everyone suddenly looked at her in unison, and a few people finally couldn't help laughing.
Nima, isn't this girl stupid!
Chen Yi was also made crimson by Du Xue's questioning, and pulled her hand slightly, giving her a look.
Du Xue saw that everyone's eyes were on her, but she still didn't know what was going on.
"What the hell is masturbation?" Du Xue asked again.
Now, Chen Yi really wants to find a crack to get into!
This girl is really stupid and naïve!
When I heard this, Nima also wanted to die!
If you promise Liang Fatzi, let's not talk about the outcome of this bet, wouldn't it be suing others, and Lao Tzu will have nothing to do?
**Yes, Liang Dog Day, count you ruthless!
"Okay, I promise you!" I gritted my teeth and spoke in a resolute tone.
Liang Fatzi was waiting for Lao Tzu's words, and as soon as my voice fell, he laughed and said: "Okay, so many people are testifying, fuck, no one should regret it!" ”
"Whoever repents is raised by the placenta!"
Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you? This sentence is a classic Internet scolding sentence, and I'm afraid few people don't know it.
And now, I am using this sentence as a curse to bet with the fat man in front of me.
In this way, the bet between the two of us was decided so happily and easily! It's just, Nima, this time Lao Tzu also knows that Lao Tzu is famous!
Really famous!
The scolding between me and Liang Fatzi was at the gate of the company, and there were so many company employees who came and went here, and when they saw the situation on our side, they naturally rushed to see the excitement.
Everyone has curiosity.
It's just that if this curiosity is used on Lao Tzu, it really feels like a dancing girl in captivity in a zoo. Originally, it was strange enough for a glamorous dancing girl to be seen by others, but she was still in captivity in a zoo, and it felt as weird as fucking weird!
Bet that at this time, Lu Wei, who had finally dealt with the temporary accident, had also come downstairs.
"Alright, let's go!" Lu Wei saw that everyone's expressions were different, but she didn't ask much.
Liang Fatzi and Lu Wei took everyone to Fortune Square again.
At this time, what I didn't know was that although the sun was shining outside and the maximum temperature reached 38 degrees, the atmosphere in the reception room on the 20th floor of our Jiamei Building was "approaching" freezing.
"How long are you going to keep me waiting? If you can't give me the creative ideas and slogans that I am satisfied with today, I will immediately terminate the cooperation with your company! At this time, Chen Dong looked at the people in front of him with a solemn face, "Aren't you claiming to have the most powerful creative department in the entire Yunhai City!" It's been a few days, and have you been creative? I don't have the patience to wait any longer!
"Chen Dong, we have fully taken into account the comments you raised last time, and we have designed the new sales enterprise and promotional slogans!" Shen Yan said with a smile on her face.
"Jissic hasn't arrived yet, has he?" With Shen Yan's inquiry, I saw a woman twisting her hips walking into the room. And this woman is the woman I met in the creative department this morning who is extremely disdainful of Lao Tzu.
"Mr. Shen......" Jissic handed over all the Wen Jiàn in his hand to her as he spoke, and at the same time, he smiled at Chen Dong, who thought he was extremely charming.
Chen Dong's face was gloomy at this time, there were not a few women who flattered her on weekdays, he was in a high position today, what woman had not seen it, and what type of woman had not tasted it? This is that people are approaching middle age, and their abilities in some aspects are becoming less and less, so they put most of their energy on their careers.