Sui Fengkui had already believed Wang Baoyu, and hurriedly said: "Xiao Wang, even if you say it, it doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. ”

"You see, there are not only Guanyin, Maitreya, but also the god of civil and military wealth, and the things that are enshrined, there are fruit cakes, and meat slices and sausages. The Buddha is a vegetarian, and they will definitely be unhappy when they see meat, but there is no problem in offering meat to the God of Wealth and Wealth, but they are not interested in fruits and the like, this is the conflict between the gods and Buddhas. Wang Baoyu said.

This theory is rare, and Sui Fengkui and Cai Guangde were stunned for a moment, with a look of surprise on their faces. Wang Baoyu didn't care about this, and continued: "With such a general worship, the gods and Buddhas may also have doubts, and they don't understand who the worship is, so it is inevitable that there will be prevarication in the work, and in the end, no one will be willing to contribute. ”

"Xiao Wang, these gods, Bodhisattvas are all kind-hearted, will they still quarrel?" Sui Fengkui said unwillingly.

Wang Baoyu saw it at this time, this Sui Fengkui is greedy, as long as some immortals are invited, one piece is offered and one is burned, as the so-called mountain does not turn around, there are always a few of them to bless themselves.

Wang Baoyu said seriously: "Although they are all educating sentient beings, they are all leaders in their respective industries. When these leaders get together for a meeting, I am afraid that there will be no backbone, and if the world asks for something, they will either compete to do good deeds or pass the buck to each other. ”

"Xiao Wang, you mean you need to separate them?" Sui Fengkui scratched his head and asked with a stunned look, but Cai Guangde covered his heart that was beating a little faster, young people are different, this is too dare to say.

"It must be separated, you see, Guanyin and the three of the gods of wealth and martial arts, maybe just thinking about fighting the landlord, plus a Maitreya, maybe they will get together to play mahjong, in fact, the gods and Buddhas also have entertainment activities, play, and often forget their own work, otherwise, they are so rigorous, Sun Monkey will not be able to steal the nine-turn elixir of the gossip furnace." Wang Baoyu said unabashedly, and after finishing speaking, he blushed secretly, feeling that he was really talking and began to fool around.

Cai Guangde was sweating when he heard it, Wang Baoyu was not nonsense, so he coughed vigorously, suggesting that Wang Baoyu should speak carefully, but Sui Fengkui, who was listening carefully, seemed to have been warned, slapped his thigh happily, and said to Cai Guangde: "Principal Cai, you don't have to cough, I think what Xiao Wang said is very right!" The God of Wealth has just been put together, and it turns out that he is not fulfilling his duties, no wonder he is ruined! ”

And then Khan! Cai Guangde secretly wiped his sweat with a smiling face, Wang Baoyu's statements, he really heard these words for the first time, and he didn't know whether to believe it or not, but whether he believed it or not was secondary, the key was Sui Fengkui's letter.

I only heard Sui Fengkui say in an official tone: "No, since you have eaten the offerings and received the incense, you must let them perform their duties and work hard." Xiao Wang, tell me where to put them all. ”

Under the guidance of Wang Baoyu, Guan Gong, the god of martial arts, was placed in the southwest corner of the living room, and Bigan, the god of wealth and wealth, was placed at the door to greet the guests, Guanyin and the Buddhas, and were invited back to the room in the northwest corner, this time, Sui Fengkui finally opened the room, which was actually half a room of Buddha statues, and even the location of the fox fairy and the long immortal, golden light, shiny, it looked dazzling, almost all of them could open a religious supplies store, no wonder he was reluctant to open it for others to see.

Moving things, Wang Baoyu naturally had to reach out to help, and he was the youngest, and the ones he moved were the heaviest. This job was quite a test of physical strength, and after a while, Wang Baoyu's wrist hurt, and he wanted to be anxious.

Wang Baoyu thought to himself, Lao Tzu would rather be scolded by someone pointing at the backbone and scolding the "second-rate son" and did not make any efforts, now let Lao Tzu serve you, Wang Baoyu was very unwilling, he rolled his eyes, and said: "Director Sui, I still want to take the liberty of making a suggestion?" ”

Sui Fengkui was also sweating, he wiped his sweat and panted and said, "Xiao Wang, just say it, what do you say." ”

"Generally at home, it should not be offered to Maitreya Buddha." Wang Baoyu pointed to the Maitreya Buddha with the largest belly, the largest area, and of course, the largest weight.

"Why! This was brought from the temple at a great price. Sui Fengkui asked puzzled.

"Do you remember the couplet that describes Maitreya Buddha?" Wang Baoyu asked.

Sui Fengkui scratched his head, didn't think about it, Cai Guangde, who was still the principal of the party school, was conceited and knowledgeable, and said: "Xiao Wang, are you talking about the picture of 'a big belly can tolerate the intolerable things in the world, and a smile often makes fun of the ridiculous people in the world'." ”

"That's right! What can we learn from these two couplets? Wang Baoyu asked mysteriously.

"This shows that Maitreya Buddha is a Buddha with a wide heart and a fat body, and is happy and carefree." This time, Sui Fengkui picked up the conversation with a smile.

"Director Sui is right, Maitreya Buddha laughed at the ridiculous people in the world, which shows that he loves to joke, unlike Guanyin Bodhisattva, who has a sad face and is bent on saving the suffering. Therefore, Maitreya Buddha offering in the temple is okay, offering at home, often not bless the family, because of his naughty character, it may also have the opposite effect. Wang Baoyu said.

Hearing this remark, the two people present were dumbfounded for a while, but they pondered again, well! It seems like that's really the case. Sui Fengkui cautiously asked: "Xiao Wang, what can I do, I can't secretly throw it away as garbage, right?" And it's so big, it's also eye-catching to throw it out. ”

"Of course you can't throw it away, if you throw it away, you will commit a big taboo, and you must send him back to the temple, where is his safe place." Wang Baoyu said.

"I don't feel sorry for that money, so how can I send it back?" This time Sui Fengkui made a difficulty.

Wang Baoyu smiled and said: "Director Sui, this is not difficult, when the time comes, in the name of our old lady, it is said that it is donated to the temple, and the temple will be happy at that time, and the old lady will also accumulate good fortune, maybe this body will soon get better." "But I was thinking in my heart, this is the same as recycling gifts, the Buddha statue is taken back in vain, in today's market economy, the temple is also beneficial, there is no gift not received.

At this moment, Sui Fengkui nodded again and again when he heard this, looked at the smiling Maitreya Buddha, and felt more and more strange, and couldn't help but say: "Early tomorrow morning, I will ask the driver to come and send this big Buddha back." Fuck it! ”

"Shh Wang Baoyu made a gesture and signaled Sui Fengkui not to speak foul language, but the Buddha was listening to it! Sui Fengkui hurriedly bowed to the Maitreya Buddha statue, and said things like don't blame if you offend, causing Wang Baoyu to snicker for a while.

After everything was arranged, the three of them washed their hands separately, and then sat down at the table in the dining room together.