Chapter 11 Sha Seng is helpless to Zhu Bajie

Sharp and Shen Li, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were doing market research on Yingbin Street in Longjiang City, but they were contemplative and sharp, but they were interrupted by a vicissitudes and a deep voice. feisuz fly

"Uh...... Is the earth round? It's the Earth! Sister Feng! Sister Fleur! Isn't that a celebrity on Earth decades ago! "This old man said that they are all words on the earth, could it be that he accidentally crossed over to this earthlings like himself? Thinking of this, Sharp hurriedly followed the sound and walked over, and as he gradually got closer, Sharp saw a man with a full beard and loose hair under a high wall, lazy, basking in the sun leisurely.

This sloppy old man, from the sun so that he couldn't open his eyes, saw the sharp coming, couldn't help but flash, and then shouted weakly: "The sky is blue, the earth is round, we are destined, Sister Feng is crying, Sister Furong is making trouble, brother only hopes that someone who is destined will come early, and the peerless cheats are only sent to people who are destined!" ”

"Old man, why is the earth round? Do you know Sister Feng and Sister Furong? Sharp walked up to the old man, leaned down and asked in a low voice, "Are you Brother Pig?" ”

When the sloppy old man heard the sharp question, his eyes didn't move, and he snorted coldly: "Where did you come from the reckless boy, why are there so many boring questions." ”

"Uh...... What do you say, old man? Hurry up and talk back. Shen Li said angrily behind him.

Seeing this, Sharp Squatted and glared back at Shen Li, and then said patiently: "Old man, these questions are very important to me, can you tell me?" ”

"Gifts to destined people!" The sloppy old man suddenly pushed a yellowed book in his hand into the sharp arms of the squatting front, then staggered and stood up, turned around and said to himself: "Oh, I'll go!" ”

After the sloppy old man finished speaking, he saw his body move, leaving only an afterimage, and he lost his trace.

"Ah...... I--, master! Shen Li's face was full of shock, his mouth was wide open, and his face was full of incredulity.

"My master is Zhu Bajie? Isn't that a super popular novel on the earth that is angry and clear, and the best son has no place to be proud of himself when he sees it? I have a ...... in the eyes of the sloppy old man, shocked and not to mention Shen Li, who has been squatting sharply at this time, was completely 'thundered', and sat on the ground.

When Xia Qi and Xiao Yunzi Lao Wang Tou were talking, they often heard this kind of god who came and went without a trace, but hearing and seeing were two different things, first sobered up Xiao Yunzi stammered and sat on the ground and said sharply: "Big ...... Big...... Big brother, hurry up and ...... Hurry up and see...... Look, this ...... What did the old fairy give you? ”

"yes, see?" Xia Qi also hurriedly asked.

was pulled by Xiao Yunzi and shook left and right sharply 'uh', gradually regained consciousness, and hurriedly held the yellow-lined book in his hand, Shen Li, Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi also hurried over.

"Uh, why don't you have the name of the martial arts cheats on the yellowed book cover? It's different from TV! Sharp looked at the blank and yellowed book cover and muttered to himself, and then turned the first page, as soon as he saw the content above, he shouted sharply, stood up and scolded: "I--, the pig's head is a ball, what about playing with me?" Is there a like this? Don't bring such a playful person! ”

"Oops, Mom!" Sharp suddenly went crazy and scared Shen Li and Xia Qi, and Xiao Yunzi were startled.

"Boss, what's written here? Why haven't I ever seen a word like this? Xia Qi looked at the page that was opened by a sharp grasp, and asked if she didn't know a few words.

"Oh, hell if you know each other." glanced at Xia Qi sharply.

Sharp heart at this time this depressed, the first page of the words is actually the earth Chinese characters, because the anger is that these Chinese characters are actually 'don't die, nothing to practice!' 'Eight big characters.

At this time, he was completely entangled and sharp, his fingers trembled and he turned the second page, only to see that it was written with four Chinese characters of 'chasing the stars and catching the moon', and he didn't look at the content in detail, so he turned to the next page again, and turned to the fourth page, that is, the last page, which was full of some content related to 'chasing the stars and catching the moon', and he didn't bother to look at it carefully, and scolded sharply: "My day, what is this?" Damn, what's all this? Sharp heart this bitter, cup, tangled, sharp will be shocked in his heart, angry It took ten bulls and three tigers to slowly calm down, when he saw Shen Li, Xia Qi, Xiao Yunzi looked confused-confused, he said angrily: "What to see, then go shopping." ”

Although they all had questions, no one dared to speak after seeing the sharp and distorted, sauce-red facial expression.

At this time, the sharp and sloppy old man who had just given the book to him was standing in the high sky of the Dragon Continent, and he turned into a red-bearded, black-faced, and honest-looking sand monk.

"Hey, hey, second senior brother, it's really useful for you to teach me these words, second senior brother is indeed smarter than me." Sha Seng scratched his hair on both sides and said to Zhu Bajie.

"Hahaha, don't you look at who my brother is, Xiaomi, with this escape ability, this kid shouldn't be able to die!" Zhu Bajie had a confident expression.

"Second Senior Brother, how do I feel that this kid has the same sexuality as you, how can you ......" Sha Seng was interrupted by Zhu Bajie before he finished speaking.

"Brother, can't help it?" As soon as Zhu Bajie heard that Sha Seng had started grinding endlessly again, he hurriedly interjected.

"Who is the blame, who let you peek at the fairy Chang'e taking a bath, and let me give you the wind, I never wanted to be caught by Erlang God, and exiled us to this nether realm to be galaxy guards, and also sealed our change supernatural powers, alas, why do you say we are suffering!" Sha Seng shook his head helplessly.

"That Jade Emperor Lao'er accepted us to change his supernatural powers, aren't you afraid that the two of us will change into handsome appearances, and secretly leave our jobs to go down to enjoy it, thanks to my cleverness, I ask the senior brother to teach us to change our supernatural powers, and my brother can be chic for a hundred years, hehe......" Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie's eyes only flashed - lewd - light.

"Isn't that great, but you're troubled enough to make this kid all over the galaxy, ala......s," Sha Seng sighed.

"Brother wants to be troubled? The monkey turned a spell for his brother, but it was the silly boy who was guarding the Milky Way galaxy by his brother, and he was talking about it! On the first day my brother took office, he was transformed eighteen times by this kid. Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie seemed to be suspicious again, and said in his heart: "Could it be that this qiē is deliberately arranged by that monkey?" Where else could there be such a coincidence? ”

Everything is predestined, is this qiē really just a coincidence?

"Oh, what a coincidence." Sha Seng glanced down at the Dragon Continent again and said.

"You said that if I become a little beautiful boy, when I was taking my sister, I was changed by this guy's verbal language, and I didn't frighten other girls, how can my brother mix it, so my brother had an idea, and I arranged him to come to you across the galaxy, anyway, there have been no heavenly demons to disturb the mortal world for tens of thousands of years, and my brother is idle and has nothing to do, just change into his appearance and go to the mortal world to enjoy it, this kid has a lot of beautiful girls in the underworld!" Zhu Bajie bit his fingers, looking very yearning.

"Alas, it's been all these years, second senior brother, you are still like this, you are tantamount to destroying the normal order of the nether realm, so you are not afraid that the king of Yama will sue the emperor?" Sha Seng reminded Zhu Bajie.

"So, I'm coming to communicate with you, he can't have an accident on your side, with this little self-defense skill, he can protect himself and don't hang up, and when we return to Heaven after our tenure, we will take him back and it will be over." Zhu Bajie felt that his arrangement was perfect, and he couldn't help but brag and asked, "Senior Brother Sha, isn't my brother very smart?" ”

"Uh......" Sha Seng was speechless, he was on the thief ship of these two senior brothers again.

It turned out that Zhu Bajie was a lie to Sharp last time, and the real reason for it was that he peeked at Chang'e taking a bath and was punished.

On Yingbin Street, continuing to do market investigations, the group regained the joyful atmosphere at the beginning, Xia Qi and Xiaoyunzi jumped lively-chaotic-jumped to see this, and then look at that, looking childlike.

"Boss, I want this, take the money!" Xia Qi pointed to the trinkets on a stall next to her and asked for money from Yanli.

Sharply followed Xia Qi's fingers, and when he looked at the thing he was pointing at, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he hurriedly asked, "Do you girls like this kind of thing very much?" ”

"What is this, such a good thing, that girl doesn't like it!" Xia Qi was very anxious and urged sharply: "Hurry up and get the money, point!" ”

"Oh, this young lady has a good eye, this is my goods from 'Xiangweiju', you smell this fragrance, it will not go away for a long time." The vendor was a young woman, and when she saw that business came to her door, she hurriedly sold her goods to Xia Qi in front of her stall.

"Second brother, what is this thing called?" Sharply suppressed the excitement in his heart, and asked Shen Li, who was standing beside him.

Shen Li was very surprised when he heard the sharp question, as if he was looking at a monster, he looked sharply up and down, and said, "I said eldest brother, no wonder the third sister said you, you said you, why don't you even know what this is?" ”

"Where is all this nonsense, point to it?" The sharp and urgent voice has changed its tone a little.

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