009 Three women in one play
The hot meat dishes are always slower, the women at the table randomly pick the green leaves on the plate, idle and bored, and chatted again, and slowly everyone fixed their eyes on Wang Baoyu, the only man in the room.
"Baoyu, how did you learn from your godfather?" Liu Xiaojuan, the daughter-in-law of the deputy village head Tian Fugui, sat in front of Wang Baoyu and asked Wang Baoyu, who was eating vegetables with her head down.
Wang Baoyu was stunned for a moment, swallowed the celery in his mouth, and said, "Just start learning, it's early!" Wang Baoyu's words are very real, through this stage of study, he really feels that he has a lot to learn.
"Baoyu, don't be modest! You don't know, Baoyu really has two hits! Last time, I said that I had financial luck, but I really did, and I was convinced. It was Li Xiuzhi who spoke, and her small fortune out of thin air has made her very excited so far. Li Xiuzhi should not sit here, but Ma Shunxi has always been very "close to the people" to beautiful women, so Li Xiuzhi was arranged to a "private room" as soon as she arrived, which made Zheng Fenglan glare at him fiercely.
Li Xiuzhi's words obviously surprised the women present, they didn't expect that this hairy boy would also be able to tell fortunes, and then they all showed eager expressions.
"Baoyu, show me too, how is your luck lately?" Accountant Zhang Shiqu's woman Wang Yanqiu said.
"I won't see it yet!" Wang Baoyu flatly refused, thinking: "Look at the head, Lao Tzu still has to eat a big meal to satisfy his cravings!" How can you have the kung fu to talk about this with you girls. ”
"Yo! The second-rate son learned fortune-telling, and no one gave him a face. If you don't look at it, forget it, and forget it, it's not necessarily accurate. "It was a fat woman who was talking, sitting next to Wang Baoyu, who? Li Cuiping, the woman of Chi Licai, the village party secretary.
Wang Baoyu didn't speak, looking at her was annoying, with a round fat face, spots of red like a rotten apple, she should have called Li Rotten Apple instead of Li Cuiping.
Li Xiuzhi glanced at Wang Baoyu, and originally wanted to help Wang Baoyu speak, but sitting on the seat of the village official woman, she didn't want to offend people, so she kept silent.
Seeing that it was a little cold, Zheng Fenglan, the woman who was sitting on the main seat, hurriedly started a round and said: "I didn't pay attention before, but today I see that Baoyu looks weak and weak, and I am really a little bookish!" Jia Zhengdao is a guest invited by his family today, and she doesn't want to offend his son for a trivial matter.
Wang Yanqiu didn't care about Wang Baoyu's refusal, and then said: "Let's just say, you see that Baoyu has a nose and eyes, if you wear a fake head, you will be designated as the most handsome in our house!" After speaking, he smacked his lips unsatisfactorily.
Liu Xiaojuan pursed her lips with a smile when she saw this, and said, "What, listening to this, who has eyes that are not eyes and noses that are not noses?" Dare you marry our Shiqu brothers? Fortunately, Baoyu is young, if the Shiqu brothers hear this, they won't be in a hurry? ”
"Not small, not small, this age is just right!" Li Cuiping took over and said evilly. As soon as the words ended, everyone burst into laughter. Wang Yanqiu is the youngest of this group of daughters-in-law, in her early thirties, she obviously couldn't resist the ridicule of these women, her face was flushed with shame, and she shouted: "What kind of joke are you making of me, the chicken ass and duck ass will come up later, I'll see if I can stop your mouth!" ”
As soon as Wang Yanqiu's words fell, the steaming meat dish was presented on a black lacquered wooden plate. Smell this, and you will know that this is chicken stewed with mushrooms. At this time, everyone was talking casually, but their eyes were slanted to the wooden plate one by one, and the chopsticks in their hands were steady, ready to move at any time. The moment the plate was brought from the wooden plate, more than a dozen arms swung towards the dish.
Wang Baoyu's eyes were shining, and he had already aimed at the exposed chicken thigh meat in the mushroom, he raised his chopsticks, and with the momentum of "lightning speed", he grabbed the chicken thigh meat in the army of chopsticks that fell one after another.
Wang Baoyu was secretly happy in his heart, and when he was about to clip the meat back, another pair of chopsticks, from the side at the same time, crossed Wang Baoyu's chopsticks, and after a sore tooth stabbing sound, it actually clamped the piece of meat almost at the same time, and the force was so great that Wang Baoyu couldn't clip the meat back with all his strength.
Wang Baoyu was very angry in his heart, and thought: "Who the hell is robbing Lao Tzu!" When she turned her head, it was Li Cuiping, the fat girl was looking at Wang Baoyu with a wicked smile, as if to say: "Xiaoxiang, if you want to grab food from the old lady, it's still far away!" ”
Wang Baoyu whispered: "Aunt Cuiping, why are you competing with juniors for food?" There's no shortage of this stuttering in your house, huh? ”
Although the voice was small, the women at the table heard it, and saw the two of them in action, and the laughter filled the room.
Li Cuiping's face did not change, and said provocatively: "Baoyu, don't you know how to count?" Why didn't you think I was going to eat this chicken leg too? ”
Wang Baoyu was really angry, and thought: "What are you doing, you really compete with Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu didn't mess with you!" At this time, he suddenly remembered that he overheard the conversation between the branch secretary Chi Licai and Gong Xiangjun when he was, and understood a little, this old lady of the loser was designated as the branch secretary who went on strike again last night, and he was in a bad mood.
Thinking of this, Wang Baoyu also showed a wicked smile on his face, and said to Li Cuiping: "Aunt Cuiping, how dare I show off in front of you, the true Buddha? But if I say something I don't know about you and the rest of you, if it makes you laugh, you're going to give me this chicken leg, what? ”
"Just what you can do? Well, let's join in the excitement today, and I'll give you a chance to jump. Say, I'll give you the meat to eat. Li Cuiping's face showed disdain and said.
Wang Baoyu smiled evilly and approached Li Cuiping's fat face, and whispered: "Auntie, judging from your face, your cheeks are red and the corners of your eyebrows are drooping. If your nephew is not wrong, you can't get enough to eat every night, right? ”
"What? Can't get enough to eat? Li Cuiping didn't react for a while, and asked casually.
"I mean, Chi Zhishu, that matter, I can't feed my aunt." Wang Baoyu almost touched Li Cuiping's ear, as if she could bite it, this action made the curious hearts of the women present.
"Why can't you feed it?" Li Cuiping's face turned red to the back of her ears, and she asked in a low voice.
"Hehe, auntie, you are still pretending to be confused with me about this, you have it on your face, you are strong on the outside and weak in the middle, although it is long but not strong, how can you feed it?" Wang Baoyu said with a low chuckle.
Li Cuiping's face was red for a while, and no one wanted to admit that her man was useless, she said in shame: "I'm full!" ”
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