readx; When Long Yufan came to the Firebird Club, he found Li Wei sitting on the ground with his stomach in his hand and laughing, while Zhu Zhiping sat on the chair next to him with an embarrassed expression, as if he was very helpless. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Li Wei, what's wrong? What's so funny? Long Yufan asked strangely.

"Hahaha, Brother Long, I'm laughing to death, I've never been so funny, no, I can't laugh anymore, I'm going to die if I laugh again." Li Wei got up from the ground.

"What the hell is going on? Tell me," Long Yufan asked.

Zhu Zhiping hurriedly said to Li Wei: "Viagra, you can't say it, you can't tell others about it." ”

"Hehe, Zhiping, in fact, this is nothing, Brother Long is not an outsider, he knows nothing." Li Wei sat back in his chair and said with a smile. "Brother Long, in fact, it's nothing, a few days ago Zhiping met a girl in another place, he thought he had picked up a treasure, but he didn't expect that when he slept with that girl, he found out that there was a problem the next day."

"Questions?" Seeing Li Wei smiling like this, Long Yufan couldn't help but ask again: "It can't be that girl is a shemale, right?" "Zhu Zhiping has nothing, and it is estimated that he will not be able to soak in any good roles.

"Long Yufan, who are you and me? Will I Zhu Zhiping be so bad? Zhu Zhiping said a little angrily. Actually, that girl is good, a little beautiful, so when he soaked in the girl, he immediately went to open the room. Zhu Zhiping is still a "department-level cadre", of course, he is a monkey who is desperately anxious. Unexpectedly, the day after the girl, Zhu Zhiping felt that his little Dongdong was a little uncomfortable, and at first he thought that it was the first time he was like this. But it was getting more and more itchy, and he found out that there was a problem, but he didn't dare to go to the hospital for treatment, so he had to come to Li Wei.

Li Wei smiled: "Zhiping, you are such a person, do you think that a good girl is so easy to soak?" Of course, the parents can, of course, they won't take a fancy to you, unless she has a problem. Brother Long, that girl has sex. Sick, she passed the disease to Zhiping. ”

"Oh, that's right, that's not funny, can't you just go and see it?" Long Yufan felt that Li Wei was a little fussed, didn't he just have that kind of disease, now that kind of disease is easier to cure than a cold, I heard that the old military region with some ancestral secret recipe will be fine if you take an injection and take a little medicine.

"No, it's funny in the back." Li Wei laughed again.

Zhu Zhiping said a little annoyed: "Viagra, you are embarrassed to say that you said that you want to use toothpaste, who knows that after I use toothpaste, it is getting heavier and heavier, if you didn't ask me to take me to the doctor, I would not be done with you." ”

Long Yufan was surprised, "Zhiping, why do you need to use toothpaste?" If you cure there, can you just brush your teeth with toothpaste? Or do you brush there with toothpaste? ”

"Porphyry", Li Weigang took a sip of wine, and was squirted out by Long Yufan's words and sprayed on Zhu Zhiping's face. "Brother Long, if you wait for me to drink this glass of wine, I'm going to die of laughter."

"Well, what the hell is going on, don't go around anymore, just tell me!" Long Yufan said.

"Here's the thing, after Zhiping got that kind of disease, I told him that this disease is very curable, and there is a home remedy, you can use it as soon as you use it, and many people can get it as soon as you get it, that is, use toothpaste, rub it there with toothpaste, and it will be fine if you rub it a few more times." Li Wei handed the tissue on the table to Zhu Zhiping.

Zhu Zhiping took a tissue and wiped his face, and said angrily: "Viagra, I did what you said, but my illness is getting worse and worse." ”

Li Wei said earnestly: "Zhiping, who told you that you didn't hear clearly!" Not all toothpaste will do, you should go and buy Chinese toothpaste, not Colgate. Because Chinese toothpaste is a medicated toothpaste, it can cure your disease, but the kind of toothpaste you buy is a chemical toothpaste, of course, it is the most important thing. ”

"Damn, you didn't ask me to buy Chinese toothpaste at that time, so I went to the hospital." Zhu Zhiping said with a bitter face.

"Hahaha," Long Yufan laughed loudly. He finally knew what was going on, Zhu Zhiping actually believed Li Wei's nonsense and used toothpaste to treat that disease.

"Okay, okay, don't talk about this anymore," Zhu Zhiping said with a red face.

Long Yufan said: "Zhiping, you look for a good girl, don't look for those girls who are not careful." ”

Zhu Zhiping said with a bitter face: "I don't know either!" I knew her at the time and thought she was a good girl, but I didn't expect that I was cheated on by her. On the morning of the next day, he thought she was a good girl, and generously gave her five hundred dollars, alas, what a loss.

"How are you sick now? Okay? Long Yufan asked.

"It's nothing, I got two injections in the hospital and a little anti-inflammatory medicine," Zhu Zhiping nodded. "Hey, viagra, why don't you see your shake today?"

"She said she had something to do today and won't be at work tonight." Li Wei said. "Zhiping, I'll invite you to drink."

Zhu Zhiping swallowed his saliva, "Viagra, don't seduce me, the doctor said that I can't drink alcohol and eat spicy things this week." After a week, you'll invite me to a bar again! Just when you compensate back for my loss. ”

"There's no problem with this," Li Wei nodded disapprerovingly, didn't he just invite Zhu Zhiping to come here for a drink. "After you find a girlfriend in the future, you can also bring her over for a drink, I invite you."

"Hehehe, this is what you said, I remember," Zhu Zhiping felt that he didn't lose much, he used the wrong toothpaste, at least after he found the right girl in the future, he could bring her over here to drink free wine, and at the same time, he could show off. Since Zhu Zhiping didn't dare to drink, he ordered drinks and some snacks and ate them with relish.

After Li Wei sent Long Yufan and Zhu Zhiping away, he looked at the time and found that it was twelve o'clock, and he hadn't found out that he had come back, so he was strange, took out his mobile phone to call Shake, and found that it was turned off. "Hey, doesn't the shaking phone have a battery?" Li Wei said to himself. Sometimes Shake will go out to play, but it is not like this time that he will not come back without saying anything and there is no phone call. He walked upstairs to the dancing girls, "Did you see Shake back?" ”

"No," said a girl who usually works well with Shake. "She said there was something wrong with going out, and we didn't know, viagra, you shook your phone."

"Her phone was turned off," Mr. Li said. Although it is very common for mobile phones to run out of power, Li Wei has never seen a shaking mobile phone without power.

"Then there may be no electricity, you just wait, it is estimated that Shake will be back soon." The girl said.

After Li Wei said goodbye to the girls, he went downstairs and sat on the chairs in the hall, and if he shook them back, he could see them. He asked the waiter to bring a bottle of beer and drank it slowly. Suddenly, his cell phone rang, and he saw that a text message had been sent.

Hey, it's a text message from Sha Sha. Li Wei hurriedly opened it and saw a message written inside: viagra, my phone is out of battery, I am waiting for you at the seaside pier, come over quickly! I want to blow the sea breeze with you through the world of two.

"Hehe, this shake, I also learn from others to be romantic," Li Wei smiled and put the phone in his pocket, he is relieved now, the shaken phone has no battery. Thinking of this, after Li Wei explained some things to Li Chaokuan, he drove to the seaside pier.

"Viagra, where are you going? Going on a date with a beautiful woman? A brother asked Li Wei with a smile.

Li Wei deliberately scolded: "You can just look at this place, don't talk too much about other things, with my handsome and chic appearance, it is normal to date a beautiful woman." ”

"Viagra, aren't you afraid of Sister Shake, you know?" The brother continued to tease.

"you, I Li Wei wants to pick up girls, are you still afraid of shaking, do you know? I'm a big man, I understand? In the future, learn to be like a man in front of women, and don't be bullied by women. Long Yufan drove away. About half an hour later, Li Wei drove the car to the seaside pier. After he stopped the car, he got out of the car and walked towards the pier, although there were street lights on the pier, but there was no one nearby.

"Strange, didn't Shake tell me to come here to find her? Why isn't she here? I don't know if her current mobile phone can't be turned on? Li Wei took out his mobile phone to call Shasha, but Shayao's mobile phone was turned off. Now Li Wei is worried, if Shake is not here, where will he find Shake? Just when Li Wei was thinking about not knowing what to do, a girl came over from there, wearing clothes similar to Shake. Li Wei's eyes lit up, and the girl must have shaken. "Shake," Li Wei exclaimed.

Shake beckoned to Li Wei, and Li Wei hurriedly ran towards Shake. The street lights were not very bright, and when Li Wei just ran over there, he felt that the girl was not shaking and was about to stop, the girl took out a hand-held machine from her arms and said, "Li Wei, don't move, if you move again, I will kill you." ”

"You, who are you? Why are you wearing shaky clothes? Li Wei asked in surprise. He could see that this woman was wearing shaky clothes, and she was also beautiful and sexy, but not shaky.

This woman is Bella, and she dyed her hair black to pretend to shake it, in order to lure Li Wei out. "I don't need to explain this, you raise your hands slowly, you don't move. Otherwise, you won't see your shaking in your life. Bella pointed a silenced pistol at Li Wei's head, and as long as Li Wei dared to move, she would shoot.

"I won't move, but don't mess around either." Li Wei looked at this beautiful woman, and he thought about making a move while she was close to him, and then snatched her gun and asked how Shake was doing now.

"Hehe, Li Wei, I know what you want to do, but you underestimate us too much, there are two of us behind you, they both have silenced pistols in their hands, as long as you dare to think about other things, we will kill you." Bella smiled darkly. Behind Li Wei, two killers of the Wind and Wave Organization appeared.

Li Wei turned his head to take a look, and found that there were indeed two foreigners with guns behind him, and their eyes showed a fierce light. Just when Li Wei was thinking about what to do, he only felt a pain in his head, and then his head fell down dizzily. "You tie him up and tie him up strongly, he is one of Long Yi's people, you must be careful, you must not let him escape, otherwise the boss will kill us." Bella said to the two killers.

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