770 Wash your hands
It took half an hour, Wang Baoyu finally finished processing all the dozens of Chunge pills, carefully took a few and wrapped them and put them in the bag, and carefully put the rest away.
The reason why Wang Baoyu plated the surface of Chunge Pill with chocolate was not just to cover up the taste of Chunge Pill, but also for other reasons. You must know that Han Pingbei once gave Jin Yongtai the Chunge Pill, and Wang Baoyu didn't want Jin Yongtai to find out that the pill he took out was the same as Han Pingbei's original, so he thought of this processing method.
However, the Chunge Pill processed in this way is indeed much better than the original, but it is not clear whether the Chunge Pill with sugar will affect the efficacy, but the result will soon come out from Jin Yongtai.
Now that it has been completed, Wang Baoyu hurriedly opened all the windows in the house, the landlady Li Keren is a dog's nose, and she must have to nag when she smells this.
It's just that just as Wang Baoyu opened the small window of the bathroom and just walked out of it, Li Keren opened the door and came in, and sure enough, his nose twitched, and he immediately covered his nose with his hands and asked, "Child, are you in the house?" β
Wang Baoyu simply pretended to lift his pants and casually made up a reason: "At noon, the canteen eats soybean sprouts, and I have diarrhea and farts, hehe." β
Li Keren was suspicious, covered his nose and walked around the house, but didn't find anything unusual, and then said: "In the future, I will pull this kind of stinky shit to the public toilet in the community, and I will fart in the corridor, the air is so turbid, how can people live!" β
"Eldest sister, don't do so much, take care of the heavens and the earth, can you still manage other people's shit and fart? The meeting window is smellless. Wang Baoyu said indifferently.
"Just know the strong mouth, I have hawthorn pills there, you eat a few pills in a while, young man, you must pay attention to your body." Li Keren said, just opened the door like this, went back to his house, came over with a painting, and unfolded it on the ground, while saying: "The eldest sister is a trustworthy person, you can take this painting as a gift!" β
When Wang Baoyu saw this painting, he was immediately happy, and praised repeatedly: "Eldest sister, I didn't expect you to be able to draw a long scroll!" β
What Li Keren is holding in his hand is a long scroll of mountains and rivers, the mountains are continuous, the green water is rippling, the small bridges and pavilions, and the return to Hong soars, which makes people suddenly feel that their hearts are open, and what makes Wang Baoyu most happy is that there is no rotten bird on the painting.
Although the artist likes to use the word "smart" to describe a painting with a little red, in Wang Baoyu's opinion, such a painting is too naΓ―ve, and he really doesn't know where it is desirable.
"I rarely paint this kind of landscape painting, since you want to give a gift, then it can't be too shabby, this painting took me a month, see if you are satisfied?" Li Keren asked with a smile.
Wang Baoyu pretended to look at it, shook his head and said: "It's good, it's just that it lacks some agility, such as drawing a bird or something." β
Li Keren knew that Wang Baoyu was laughing, so he stepped forward to scroll the scroll, pretending to be serious and said: "The suggestion is very good, this is also simple, I will go back and correct it immediately." β
"Hey, hey, big sister, just kidding, hehe. I'm so satisfied, big sister, you're such a good person! Wang Baoyu hurriedly grabbed Li Keren with a hippie smile, stepped forward and hugged him again, and then squatted down to appreciate it carefully.
Li Keren's face was slightly red, and he said angrily: "Don't touch me if you are full of stink, you know?" β
Wang Baoyu grinned and didn't speak, he saw a line of words written on the left side of the painting: Mr. Meng Haichao is elegant, enthusiastic, with a breeze on his sleeves, loving the people like a son, and living an indifferent life. Further down is Li Keren's signature and seal.
"Sister, is it okay to write like this?" Wang Baoyu asked, pointing to the line.
"Don't worry! He'll be happy to see it. If he can get my paintings, he can be regarded as borrowing your light. Li Keren said arrogantly.
"Eldest sister, I don't know how to thank you, if you have something to do in the future, my brother will never shirk it." Wang Baoyu was happy, patted his chest and swore solemnly.
"Really?" A sly smile flashed across Li Keren's face.
Seeing Li Keren's smile, Wang Baoyu chuckled in his heart, feeling that there seemed to be fraud in it, and said vaguely: "Of course, if you say something, it has to count." β
"I don't have to thank me for giving you this painting, it's all good." Li Keren said indifferently, changed the topic, and blinked his eyes and said, "Child, do you remember!" On the way, I said you have to do three things for me. β
"Of course I remember that." Wang Baoyu felt that something was wrong, and he didn't know what kind of conditions Li Keren would put forward next.
"Massage is one thing, you're doing it well. What's next! I've thought about it too, do you want to hear it? Li Keren asked with a smile, with cunning and smugness in his expression.
Wang Baoyu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Eldest sister, you have been working hard lately, hurry up and go back to rest, if there is anything we have to discuss in the future." β
Li Keren immediately grabbed Wang Baoyu's ears and said: "Don't be sloppy with me, be honest!" β
After all, what should be faced still has to be faced, Wang Baoyu rubbed his reddened ears, gritted his teeth, and said, "Eldest sister, except for wiping your buttocks, everything else is fine." β
"Nonsense, I don't need you to wipe your butt, you can't wipe it clean, the house is full of stench. By the way, did you wash your hands after pooping just now? Li Keren asked nervously.
"Wash! Wash it! I don't believe you! Wang Baoyu said and dangled his two hands in front of Li Keren.
Li Keren hurriedly pushed Wang Baoyu away, covered his nose and advised: "Every time you have to wash with soap for more than 30 seconds, you can really wash it, remember it in the future!" β
Wang Baoyu nodded and said, "Okay, every time I read the eldest sister's name ten times, it just happens to be cleaned." β
Li Keren pursed his lips, glanced at Wang Baoyu, then rolled up the picture on the ground, put it on the coffee table, and beckoned Wang Baoyu: "Child, come with me, I'll show you something, and then let's talk about the second thing." β
Wang Baoyu obediently closed the door and followed Li Keren to her room, Li Keren opened the cabinet, and mysteriously took out a few rolled paintings in a delicate long velvet box inside, and said solemnly: "I have never shown these paintings to others, which is cheap for you." β
"I don't think it's a nude photo with a little red!" Wang Baoyu laughed and joked, while squinting at the rotten bird that was squinting at the bird's eyes.
"Listen, you must not have prejudices against a little red." Li Keren glared at Wang Baoyu, as if in her eyes, Wang Baoyu was not as high as a little red.
Li Keren took a few clips, unfolded the painting, and hung it on the rope, Wang Baoyu looked at it, and was so shocked that his eyes almost fell, and he asked in surprise: "Sister, why is there such a painting?" β