303 Fart brings out shit

Not long after Wang Baoyu returned to the office, Ye Lianxiang was idle and came to Wang Baoyu's office, and it could be seen from her red puffy face that this time she didn't drink less, and she was full of alcohol.

"Baoyu, this Hou is really rich! Tell me about it one day. Ye Lianxiang came over with a hippie smile, touched Wang Baoyu's face with her hand dishonestly, and gave a loud burp after speaking.

Wang Baoyu was so smoked that he hurriedly covered his nose, tilted his head to dodge, smiled in his mouth, and mocked: "Sister, being a man has the name of self-knowledge, don't dream." ”

"What's wrong, what's wrong with your sister? Look at our breasts, our eggs, hehe! Ye Lianxiang smiled and scratched her head, looking invincible.

"That's wrong, it's because these places of yours are too big that Mr. Hou won't like them." Wang Baoyu smiled slyly, with a disdainful expression, and lit a cigarette at the same time.

"Oh, Mr. Hou likes to be thin! The most annoying thing for my sister is to lose weight. Forget it, I won't worry about Mr. Hou, I will inform the sister at noon that my sister's leg is going to be broken, what do you say to do? Ye Lianxiang stretched out a hand with a wicked smile and came over again.

"Go aside!" Wang Baoyu said, and spit out a puff of cigarette on Ye Lianxiang's face.

Ye Lianxiang jumped out of the way, coughing and complaining: "Stingy ghost, just know that the white envoy calls people, if you do this again in the future, who will give you your life!" Really! ”

Of course Wang Baoyu knows what Ye Lianxiang wants to do, recently she is here with Wang Baoyu, the benefits of small things have not been less, a little addicted, Wang Baoyu couldn't help but say with a calm face: "Sister Ye, you can't do things like this, you have to be paid for everything, it doesn't seem very authentic!" ”

"Sister, you know, it's not profitable, you can't afford to be early, forget it, come and rub your sister's legs, even if you pay the salary." Ye Lianxiang sat on the sofa as she spoke, swaying with one leg cocked high, and looked at Wang Baoyu with a smile on her face.

For Ye Lianxiang's trick, Wang Baoyu already had immunity, and said with a wicked smile: "Sister Ye, this action of yours reminds me of an animal." ”

Ye Lianxiang asked proudly, "Mermaid?" ”

"Wrong! It's really the brother's responsibility to let Sister Ye misunderstand like this! Hint, What animal pees with one leg crossed? Wang Baoyu asked with a serious face.

Ye Lianxiang put down her leg and said in shame: "Baoyu, you actually scolded my sister for being a dog, and I must double your salary." ”

"What do you have in your eyes but money?" Wang Baoyu snorted a cold breath in his nose and said disdainfully.

"Otherwise, you can come over and help my sister do a full body massage, it is said that you can lose weight, and when the time comes, your sister will go out and completely finish Hou Si, and she will no longer be pestering you for money." Hehe. Ye Lianxiang chuckled, and turned over and lay on the sofa reluctantly.

"Look at you, what do you look like with your ass? If you want to lose weight easily, drink croton, diarrhea for a week, and you can lose it. Wang Baoyu couldn't help but stand up, and slapped Ye Lianxiang's buttocks, making Ye Lianxiang sit up with a "whoop".

I saw that Ye Lianxiang hit a spirit all over her body, let out a small fart, her face changed a little, and even her body was tense. Wang Baoyu asked puzzledly: "What's wrong, when did you become so squeamish?" ”

"Baoyu, my stomach hurts, it's broken, let you beat the." Ye Lianxiang sat there, holding her stomach and said.

"Alright, don't pretend, I haven't heard of spanking making shit anyway." Wang Baoyu said disdainfully.

"Baoyu, I really have a stomachache, I won't tell you, I'm going to the toilet." Ye Lianxiang said, stood up with a painful face, and ran out quickly.

Wang Baoyu hehehe, scratching his head and scolding puzzledly: "Damn, what's the matter, is it really a fart that broke his pants, it's a coincidence." ”

As soon as Ye Lianxiang left, Ma Xiaoli came in and asked with a puzzled face, "Baoyu, what's wrong with Deputy Director Ye?" Are you bullying her again? ”

"It's not uncommon for me to bully her! Do you know the four unlucky things in life? Wang Baoyu said disdainfully, sat back on the chair, and crossed Erlang's legs.

Ma Xiaoli smiled and said, "You said come and listen." ”

Wang Baoyu shook his head and said: "These four things are, fart to bring out the shit, wipe the shit and break the paper." Drink soup and pee a shoe. Ye Lianxiang, just encountered the first unlucky thing, farting and bringing out shit! So pretending to have a stomachache, I'm embarrassed to save it. ”

Ma Xiaoli giggled when she heard this, thought about it carefully, and then shook her head and said, "I don't think it's pretending, maybe it really hurts my stomach!" She suddenly said worriedly: "By the way, Zhao Lei seems to be still investigating Li Chuanzong's beating, you have to pay attention." ”

"If you have spare time on a dog day, he'll check, anyway, Lao Tzu didn't do that!" Wang Baoyu said nonchalantly.

"I saw him wandering around in front of the car waiting for the general manager for a long time, as if he was collecting evidence." Ma Xiaoli said again.

"What evidence? The group of people who beat Li Chuanzong were not sedan chairs. Wang Baoyu still looked unfazed.

Ma Xiaoli immediately frowned and said, "Look at you! The mouth is still so fast, you have to know how to think twice before acting, and you are not present, how do you know that it is not a sedan chair, and it is a handle for others to listen to it. ”

Wang Baoyu said with a smile: "Sister Xiaoli is also too grassy and woody, the whole compound knows that it was a small van that day, and if you have to think about every sentence for a while, then you must not be tired to death!" ”

Ma Xiaoli turned her face away and said, "Okay, I don't care about you!" Anyway, you are so capable, you don't need others to worry about it! ”

Wang Baoyu hurriedly brought Ma Xiaoli a glass of water in front of her, and said with a smiling face: "Don't be angry!" People say that anger will make you ugly, but if you are ugly, I won't marry you! ”

Ma Xiaoli snorted, took the water cup, and explained Zhao Lei's background: "It is said that this Zhao Lei turned out to be a gangster in the town, I don't know why, Li Chuanzong made him the director of the public security police station, so he is absolutely loyal to Li Chuanzong." ”

Ma Xiaoli didn't say it, Wang Baoyu could also guess this relationship, Zhao Lei must be Li Chuanzong's loyal lackey, otherwise, a person like Hou Si, who is afraid of both black and white, would have been unable to hide if he were someone else!

The two of them were chatting, Ye Lianxiang was pale, ran in unsteadily, and said in a weak voice: "Baoyu, Xiaoli, I'm really not good, send me to the hospital quickly!" ”

Wang Baoyu just wanted to scold Ye Lianxiang for not pretending, but after a closer look, Ye Lianxiang couldn't even stand up straight, her face was covered with beads of sweat, knowing that things were not good, she hurriedly got up and set up Ye Lianxiang with Ma Xiaoli, and walked towards the town center hospital.