Chapter 3 It's hard to buy a happy lord with money
Lu Xiaobu decided to buy a mobile phone first.
Along.
Wu Qianmin has been sulking and ignoring Lu Xiaobu.
But Lu Xiaobu muttered dissatisfiedly along the way: "My predecessor, what kind of loser is he? Even if the mobile phone is an old man's machine, there is no dog leg, not even a driver's car, how can you be confused? Shame on you! Let me tell you, if you have a spirit in the sky, take a good look, and my brother will teach you what it means to be a real loser!"
The two walked all the way to the commercial street.
As a result, as soon as the two of them entered the commercial street, the entire commercial street suddenly exploded.
"Young Master Xiaobu is here, everyone is coming. ”
Suddenly.
All the shopkeepers, like hungry wolves seeing fresh meat, all looked at the door with green light, and their mouths let out eager shouts.
"Master Xiaobu, I have a good diamond necklace here, can you play with ten of them?"
"Young Master Bu, I have fresh tangerines here, can you come to two carts and taste the saltiness?"
“......”
"Let's all go aside. Wu Qianmin's face sank and he scolded.
This group of bastards, every time they see Lu Xiaobu, they are like spring.
If she hadn't been watching, it is estimated that Lu Xiaobu would have been cheated a long time ago.
"Come on, this aunt is here again. It's all gone. ”
When those merchants heard Wu Qianmin's voice, they were all a little disheartened and left one after another.
"Hey, interesting. ”
Lu Xiaobu touched his chin and raised his eyebrows, a little interested - did this group of people regard the loser as a fool?
The real loser is happy because he is hard to buy money, rather than being forced to spend.
The two walked into the mobile phone store.
"Eh, isn't this Young Master Xiaobu! Come on, come on, please sit down, I'll serve you tea." ”
As soon as the owner of the mobile phone store saw Lu Xiaobu coming in, he thought like a concubine who had been turned over by the emperor, and almost jumped up with excitement, offering all kinds of courtesies, waiting for luck.
He knew that Young Master Xiaobu was definitely going to change to a new mobile phone again.
"I don't need to say anything more about what I want to do. Lu Xiaobu snapped his fingers.
"Of course, here you go, Young Master Bu. ”
The owner of the mobile phone store hurriedly held a mobile phone and walked over.
"You're kidding me?
When Lu Xiaobu saw the mobile phone, his face was a little unsightly.
This mobile phone is exactly the same as the one that Lu Xiaobu threw into the sewer.
The owner of the mobile phone store was stunned: "Master Xiaobu, this is the most advanced mobile phone in the whole day." Button touch screen, a machine dual-purpose, waterproof and anti-theft, noble and dazzling. ”
"En?" Lu Xiaobu frowned and glanced at the counter of the mobile phone store.
When those salesman sisters saw Lu Xiaobu's gaze, they hurriedly discharged all kinds of electricity, hoping to climb the branches and become phoenixes.
Lu Xiaobu is not in the mood to pick up girls, just the little bean under his crotch is not enough to be ashamed.
After a week of glancing, he finally found out - I went to go, and there really wasn't a large-screen phone.
"Made, not happy. Lu Xiaobu grinded his teeth and took out his bank card: "Boss, I want my mobile phone." ”
"Okay. The boss suddenly smiled, and there was a big income.
And then.
Lu Xiaobu squatted on the ground, picked up the mobile phone worth 8888, and smashed it on the ground again and again: "Made, broken mobile phone, unhappy, unhappy, broken mobile phone......"
He kind of understood, this is probably what the system says is different from the earth.
Wu Qianmin slapped her forehead and was speechless: "It's only been a few minutes? This loser has lost two mobile phones worth 8888, and the little 20,000 is gone." ”
She found that Lu Xiaobu's loser level had risen again, and he hadn't been such a loser before.
The owner of the mobile phone store smiled and muttered in a low voice: "Hehe, does this mean that I can sell one again?"
And those salesmen, half disdain, half envy.
"What a loser! ”
"That's right, loser, you don't want it, there are a lot of people who want it. ”
"It's so distressing. ”
“......”
"Whew, out of breath. Lu Xiaobu threw the mobile phone aside in the trash can and stood up.
Anyway, looking at the system display, the amount of the loser has become 8888, which can comfort him a little.
And at this time.
A sloppy guy in a sloppy dress ran in with a broken wooden box in his arms: "Boss, I ......"
As soon as the owner of the mobile phone store saw this person, he immediately raised his eyebrows: "Go, go, Li Xide, let me tell you, Young Master Xiaobu is here today, I don't have time to mess around with you, hurry up." ”
"En?" Li Xide turned his head to look at Lu Xiaobu, and immediately turned around and was about to run as if he had seen a demonic spirit.
"Wait a minute, what are you running?" Lu Xiaobu frowned: "Come back." ”
"Young Master Xiaobu, spare your life......"
When Li Xide heard Lu Xiaobu's words, his voice was full of crying, but he didn't dare to go back obediently.
"Young Master Xiaobu, don't bother you to do it, I'll come. The owner of the mobile phone store immediately picked up the broom and walked over: "Li Xide, you dare to offend Young Master Xiaobu, watch and fight." ”
"Wait a minute, when will I let you fight?" Lu Xiaobu frowned.
"No, Master Xiaobu, didn't you ...... last time" The owner of the mobile phone store made a beating motion with a broom: "You also said that you saw him hit him once." ”
"Oh, I remembered. Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said - don't think about it, it's the ghost of his predecessor again.
He shook his head: "Li Xide, right, you tell me, what hit you because of what, if it's my fault, I apologize to you." ”
Lu Xiaobu was kind-hearted, but when Li Xide heard this, he was almost frightened: "Young Master Xiaobu, I beg you, you will spare me, I won't dare to appear in front of you in the future, you are right, it's all my fault." ”
Li Xide now has only one thought in his mind - Lu Xiaobu, a loser, must be looking for a reason to beat me.
"Lu Xiaobu, you are not finished, and people have not done anything, why do you have to beat people?"
Wu Qianmin didn't want to care about it, but she couldn't help it: "You beat people for no reason last time, and now you're coming again?"
"Do you think I'm going to beat him?" Lu Xiaobu was a little unhappy, and he was kind enough to treat him as a donkey's liver and lungs?
"Nonsense, what kind of virtue do you have, don't I know yet?" Wu Qianmin said with some anger.
"What do you think?"
Lu Xiaobu turned his head and looked at the mobile phone store owner who was holding a broom and ready to 'share his worries' for him.
"Hey, hey. The owner of the mobile phone store smiled and didn't speak, but the meaning was obvious.
"Well, since you all think so, let's do it. Lu Xiaobu snorted coldly.
"You! you don't even have a reason, right, I misjudged you!" Wu Qianmin was even more angry.
The mobile phone store owner's broom was also raised.
Li Xide closed his eyes, and he was about to kneel, tears appeared in the corners of his eyes.
Salesman A: "Oh, poor. ”
Salesman B: "The loser is really hateful!"
But Lu Xiaobu's next sentence made everyone stunned, and the owner of the mobile phone store almost flashed his waist.