1024 is urinating
However, just when Wang Baoyu wanted to show his courage, he suddenly felt that his lower abdomen was swollen, and his urge to urinate was very strong. Wang Baoyu bent over, said secretly, insisted on it again, and slid down the mountain to find the toilet.
But when I thought of the toilet, I felt that I couldn't hold it anymore, and even felt a few drops of urine squeezed out, damn it, it's really time to soak in urine, and according to this posture, I will definitely pee my pants before I slip below.
Why do you suddenly feel like you are holding your pee? Don't you have a problem that hasn't been cured yet, and you have added a problem of frequent urination and urgency, right? Wang Baoyu sighed unlucky, put away his posture in annoyance, took off his skis, and wanted to find a place to pee.
Although the terrain here is very high, it is not authentic to solve it on the spot, not to mention the ski resort management office, there is also a large telescope to inspect everything in the snow resort.
Wang Baoyu turned his head and saw that there seemed to be a path in the snowy woods not far away. Hey! There seem to be traces of walking over there, so it's probably convenient for someone to find a place, right?
So Wang Baoyu put down his skis, put on heavy snowshoes, and hurried towards that side.
Wang Baoyu didn't know that the danger was quietly approaching, and a planned premeditation was being staged, but it was definitely not a movie.
Wang Baoyu walked along the path into the woods, and when he reached a place that could not be seen from the outside, he unbuckled his belt, took out his things, and peed noisily, not to mention how enjoyable.
Unloaded the burden, Wang Baoyu's whole body was relaxed, the urine came too quickly, and his stomach hurt. Wang Baoyu put on his pants and was about to go back to continue skiing, but just when he was fastening his belt, he suddenly felt a rush of urine. No way? Added a problem of unclean urine and urine ticking?
Wang Baoyu unbuttoned her pants again in annoyance, but she couldn't pee out when she was full of urine, which felt very strange. Wang Baoyu tried her best to relax, whistling by herself, and when her buttocks were about to freeze, a few drops of hot urine finally reluctantly flowed out, and gradually gathered into strands and excreted out wave after wave.
Wang Baoyu just felt a little more relaxed, and suddenly felt a gust of wind behind his head, only to feel that something hit the back of his head hard, his body was crooked, and he lost consciousness in an instant.
Then, a white shadow quickly left the scene, and Wang Baoyu lay motionless in the snow like this, if no one found him for half an hour, even if he was not killed, he might be frozen to death.
I don't know how long I was in a coma, a sweet voice came from my ears, like a heavenly sound, Wang Baoyu tried to open her eyes, and a familiar girl's face appeared in front of her, it was Cheng Xueman.
"Baoyu! Baoyu! What happened to you? Cheng Xueman pushed Wang Baoyu hard and shouted nervously.
"Sherman, am I still alive?" Wang Baoyu asked suspiciously, he raised his head with difficulty, but he felt a splitting headache, and lay down again, his pants had not had time to be lifted, and they were full of frozen urine, and he was still peeing his pants.
"Baoyu, why are you bleeding, you have to hold on!" Cheng Xueman shouted distressedly, and at the same time used her strength to help Wang Baoyu pull her pants with a red face. It's just that Wang Baoyu is dead, and the top of his pants is either ice or snow, so he can't lift it at all.
"Sherman, go and call someone to save me, I can't move." Wang Baoyu said with difficulty, his mind was drowsy again, and the hand that he wanted to raise to comfort Cheng Xueman put it down weakly.
Cheng Xueman quickly took off his ski suit and wrapped it around Wang Baoyu, and said with tears in her eyes: "Baoyu, you must hold on, come and I will help you up." ”
Wang Baoyu said distressedly: "Put, put on your clothes, I'm not cold." When he spoke, his teeth chattered, and he felt that there was no temperature on his body at all.
Cheng Xueman looked around, reached out to help Wang Baoyu, but after all, she was a girl, she used all her strength, and she didn't help Wang Baoyu up, she only had a close-fitting woolen sweater on her upper body, the cold wind had already filled through, and soon her hands became numb, and she couldn't catch Wang Baoyu, so she had to give up.
Being tossed by Cheng Xueman like this, Wang Baoyu felt that his eyes were dark again, he smiled at Cheng Xueman, and fainted again.
"Baoyu, you must hold on, I'll call someone." Cheng Xueman said with a crying voice, wearing only a close-fitting thin woolen sweater and running away desperately.
When Wang Baoyu woke up again, he was lying on the bed of the First People's Hospital of the county, the room was warm, a few rays of sunlight penetrated through the white curtains, and a little nurse in a white coat was supporting her head with her hands, her eyes slightly closed, and she was drowsy.
"Nurse!" Wang Baoyu shouted softly, and when he raised his head slightly, he had a dizzy headache.
"You're awake!" The little nurse rubbed her eyes, leaned over and asked, "How do you feel?" ”
"Headache!" Wang Baoyu looked pained, and asked puzzledly: "Why did I get here again?" ”
This is the third time Wang Baoyu has been hospitalized in a year, and the first time he almost drowned because of his unphased calculations, but he got pneumonia; the second time was hit with a brick by Xiaojian and had a slight concussion; Now that he is admitted to the hospital again, this makes Wang Baoyu feel very uncomfortable, and he shouts that he is really unlucky.
"You were beaten and had a concussion." The little nurse said.
"Another concussion? Am I going to die? Wang Baoyu asked with a bitter face.
"Hee-hee, don't worry, you can't die." The little nurse grinned and said, "Wait! Someone is waiting for you outside! ”
The little nurse went out, and then Fan Jinqiang strode in from the outside, with an anxious look on his face, and it seemed that he had been waiting for a long time.
Seeing Fan Jinqiang, Wang Baoyu felt very kind, and when he came to the hospital bed, Fan Jinqiang stretched out three fingers and asked with a smile: "Brother, how many is this?" ”
"Two." Wang Baoyu replied weakly.
Fan Jinqiang's sword eyebrows were sharply locked, his face was full of sadness, and he unwillingly stretched out another finger and asked, "How much is this?" ”
Wang Baoyu pulled away Fan Jinqiang's finger in shame and said, "Brother Fan, don't make trouble, my brain is fine." ”
"Brother, you were attacked on the mountain and almost died, but fortunately, there is no danger, it is really a great blessing." Fan Jinqiang gave a thumbs up.
At this time, Wang Baoyu remembered that he was beaten from behind, and scolded a few words in annoyance. Fan Jinqiang asked in a low voice again, "Brother, what were you doing there at that time?" On such a cold day, you wouldn't be going to be with someone, would you? ”
Wang Baoyu couldn't cry or laugh, probably he must have been bare when he was sent, didn't Fan Jinqiang open his mouth or have experience in handling cases? I even thought I was fighting in the snow at minus 40 degrees Celsius!
Wang Baoyu snorted and said, "Actually, I was urinating for the second time. I planted it before I finished urinating. Did you catch the person who hit me? ”