485 Kowtow to Lao Tzu
After returning from Funing County, Wang Baoyu thought this object was fun, so he didn't throw it away, and pressed it under the pillow casually. When I was bored, I used to take it out and play with it, but I didn't expect that this thing has now become the evidence in Meng Yaohui's mouth.
Wang Baoyu also understood the ins and outs of the matter at this time, it must be Meng Yaohui secretly monitoring him on the other side, and when he saw that he was going to help Wu Liwan, he sneaked into the house and rummaged around, and found this women's underwear.
This dog's day, it's really too much, looking like a person but not doing anything! Speaking of which, I am also not rigorous, and if I had the habit of closing the door casually, this later situation would not have happened.
Meng Yaohui looked proud, his fingers were dangling with small panties, and he sneered and said: "The bed is messy, the smell is special, Deputy Mayor Wang, I didn't expect you to have this hobby, collecting women's underwear." ”
The two female staff present suddenly turned red and lowered their heads slightly, while Yang Yifang's face was pale, Wu Liwan looked at the underwear and couldn't help but shout loudly: "Wrong, this underwear is not mine at all." ”
"It's not yours, is it theirs?" Meng Yaohui said with a smile, and the two female employees were so ashamed that they almost left immediately.
Wu Liwan scolded angrily: "The surname Meng is less bloody, and these panties are indeed not mine." I'm going to lie, it's thundering five times! After speaking, he casually glanced at Yang Yifang, but Yang Yifang didn't look at her, and didn't seem to believe her oath.
"Yo, why is Assistant Wu so anxious if he doesn't have a weak heart? If it weren't for you, it would be even more tragic, you are really blind and follow the wrong person. Meng Yaohui grinned proudly.
"Deputy Mayor Wang, can you explain what's going on?" Yang Fang didn't wait for Wu Liwan to argue, and asked Wang Baoyu with some murderous anger in his eyes.
Wang Baoyu had calmed down, and he laughed and said, "Commissioner Meng is really a villain, he dared to sneak into my room and turn over my bed." ”
"Don't say these useless things, Secretary Yang will let you explain!" Meng Yaohui looked like a villain, and gave orders to Wang Baoyu.
"I bought it for my girlfriend, who cares?" Wang Baoyu's face sank suddenly, and he said extremely coldly.
"You're lying, the panties are neither packaged nor labeled, and they are clearly not new. Or maybe you have a special hobby and bought it and wore it twice? Meng Yaohui looked at his underwear and said that he seemed to be a detective.
Wang Baoyu didn't know how to explain for a while, and scolded in his heart, *** Meng Yaohui, I'm going to wear such small pants to open the file! What the fuck are you looking at!
Suddenly, Wang Baoyu had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and said: "Is this underwear Assistant Wu's, there is a best test method, let Assistant Wu wear it, and see if it fits, don't you know?" ”
Wang Baoyu said this, that is a certain amount of confidence, Wan Fangcao is a girl after all, her body is thin and thin, unlike Wu Liwan who is so round and smooth, and even her butt is so big, Wu Liwan will definitely not be able to wear it.
"You're insulting by doing that." Wu Liwan's face was streaked with tears, and she was about to leave with a limp, but she was stopped by Yang Fangfang: "Xiao Wu, just by wearing it, you can confirm whether you are innocent, aren't you confident?" ”
Wu Liwan glared at Yang Fang fiercely, gritted her teeth and turned around and said, "Wear it." ”
Two female employees helped Wu Liwan to approach the bathroom, the four men outside did not speak, and after a long time, the three women finally walked out.
When the answer was revealed, everyone held their breath and only heard a female clerk stumble and say, "Wear it, wear it in." ”
Wang Baoyu almost fainted, so that he couldn't speak clearly with a hundred mouths, and just when Meng Yaohui wanted to speak triumphantly, the female clerk said again: "However, Assistant Wu is wearing underwear, and this underwear is obviously one size smaller." ”
Meng Yaohui wilted all of a sudden, but he said unconvinced: "Maybe Assistant Meng likes to wear two pairs of underwear!" ”
"Your mom likes to wear two pairs of panties!" Wu Liwan was humiliated and couldn't help but scold.
Meng Yaohui asked the female clerk unwillingly: "Why are you so sure that the smaller one is the same?" It's all elastic, and it's all in what size. ”
The female clerk blushed and said, "Of course there are sizes." When Assistant Wu lifted it up, I heard the sound of opening the line, and after putting it on, I tightly strangled the root of Assistant Wu's thighs, and a normal woman would not wear underwear that did not fit the number. ”
Wang Baoyu asked with a smile: "Commissioner Meng, although I, Wang Baoyu, have no habit of cleanliness, but I also pay attention to personal hygiene, the bed is messy, where does the smell come from?" ”
Meng Yaohui just wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Yang Yifang, Yang Yifang said expressionlessly: "This matter looks like a misunderstanding, Deputy Mayor Wang, we all apologize to you." It is not easy to train a cadre, and many cadres have gone downhill in terms of work style, so they have to guard against it. ”
Yang Fangfang said it soundingly, as if it was for Wang Baoyu's good, Wang Baoyu hated it so much, but he still had the patience to not attack him.
Seeing that Wang Baoyu was silent, the group walked out in a sneer, from the beginning, Xu Haobin regretted it, he originally wanted to see the excitement, but he didn't expect the excitement to be unexpected, but further offended Wang Baoyu, he couldn't help beckoning, squeezed out a smile and said: "Deputy Mayor Wang, I'm just curious, come and see, there is no other meaning, you are real gold and not afraid of fire." ”
Wang Baoyu ignored him, and didn't want to pay attention to him at all, the two female staff helped Wu Liwan and walked out first, just when Meng Yaohui was nervous and wanted to go out, Wang Baoyu spoke.
"Commissioner Meng, just left?" Wang Baoyu said with a sneer.
"It's too late to stay long! Inconvenient to disturb! Meng Yaohui looked flustered, he knew what Wang Baoyu wanted to say, with Wang Baoyu's character, of course he would not give up easily.
"Commissioner Meng, we've made a bet. Come here, kowtow to Lao Tzu! Wang Baoyu slapped the table and shouted angrily. After the female staff and Xu Haobin heard it, they didn't have the heart to watch the excitement anymore, but they just thought that this was the personal grudge between Wang Baoyu and Meng Yaohui, and quickly slipped away.
"Wang Baoyu, that's what we said, you still take it seriously!" Meng Yaohui said nervously.
"As a man, you can't talk like a fart, you have to spit and a nail, talk less nonsense, hurry up and kowtow to Lao Tzu and ask for guilt!" Wang Baoyu said unforgivingly.
Meng Yaohui said with a smiling face: "Deputy Mayor Wang is angry, don't take it as an example!" After saying that, I wanted to slip away when I raised my legs.
With a bang, Wang Baoyu grabbed the cup on the table and slammed it on the ground, and said fiercely: "If you dare to leave now, don't blame me for being polite!" ”